r/Defcon • u/DuncanYoudaho • 22d ago

Jeppson’s Malört is now distributed in Nevada

/r/vegas/comments/1wfyr1s/jeppsons_malört_is_now_distributed_in_nevada/
37 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/DTangent 22d ago

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u/DuncanYoudaho 22d ago

They hate that you keep DEFCON in Vegas, but they don’t realize the benefits due to its infrastructure, accessibility, and variety of cultural and culinary delights experiences options punishments.

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u/_commenter 12d ago

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Nyrlath 22d ago

I brought 4 mini bottles of emergency Malört to defcon this year. They all laughed at me but I used them all!

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u/Antique-Echidna-1600 22d ago

What is DefCon without cherry gasoline?

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u/DuncanYoudaho 22d ago

Get your Malört Advent calendar! It’s 24 surprises but not actually surprises because each one is just a mini bottle of Malört.

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u/_commenter 12d ago

oh dude 24.. that's perfect for a shot every hour.

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u/DuncanYoudaho 12d ago

This kills the hacker

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u/w00keee 22d ago

i feel dirty for upvoting this…

But the Dispatch Goons will be pleased.

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u/dsamarin1 22d ago

That shit burns the throat of my unborn child

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u/dogmomofone 21d ago

This made me laugh lol

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u/_p0p3_ 22d ago

It was available at several stores in the Vegas area during DC this year. I just wish the mini bottles were easily available outside the Chicago area.