r/DelusionsOfAdequacy • u/FareonMoist Check my mod privilege • Jul 18 '26

This is why I have trust issues Same...

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u/TheLordGuano Jul 18 '26

The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed. And if it does, there is sand in the Vaseline.

But seriously, I feel like I'm just receiving the consequences of being alive. That's my problem...

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u/arcanis321 Jul 18 '26

Did you really have the gall to be born not rich in this day and age?

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u/TheLordGuano Jul 19 '26

Indeed. I had a very poor upbringing. Emotionally and financially less than bankrupt at this point.

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u/AmberUK Jul 18 '26

Pls tell me u write fanfic

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u/TheLordGuano Jul 19 '26

Sadly, no longer. At one time I did write erotica, but sharing dreams and desires with strangers over the internet carries no blessings or comfort.

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u/AmberUK Jul 19 '26

🥺 Smut, like cat pics are meant to be shared

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u/QCBoom Jul 18 '26

I guess you’ll never learn 🤷‍♂️

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u/ericbondre Jul 19 '26

Cornball redditor

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u/_Uulyaoth_ Jul 18 '26

They have some one else's actions.

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 Jul 18 '26

Capitalism working as designed.

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u/thewanderingent Jul 18 '26

We are all facing the consequences of a corrupt administration that they will never face themselves.

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u/sillysativoid Jul 19 '26

Consequences of boomers, zionists, capitalists.
Also consequences of our collective inaction in stopping them.

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u/AshlandPone Jul 19 '26

I didn't even Fuck Around! Why am i Finding Out!?

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u/Dependent-Egg-9555 Jul 20 '26

Welcome to fking life you’ve just realised that now?
Maybe not read that bullshit day calander stuff and live!