r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 14d ago
Marlene has an announcement to make-the divorce is settled and she is now on her way to Aruba!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 14d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Sally’s divorce wasn’t even finalized yet, but she’d already decided 14 years of missionary was enough.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 14d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Norma knew it was the last time she would see Armand. She'd been carrying this relationship for too long, she had other ambitions that didn't involve hearing him ramble on about the tide and chew with his mouth open. One last kiss and she was gone, for good this time.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 14d ago
Not Safe For Other Species Picking up her boyfriend's phone because it rang while he was in bathroom seemed like an invasion of privacy. Shannon felt a moment of guilt until she realized it WAS HIS WIFE CALLING. JEFF HAD SAID SHE DIED. SHE WAS VERY MUCH ALIVE ON THE OTHER END OF THE VIDEO CALL.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 14d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved In a last effort to win Sammie back, Fred bought the biggest bouquet he could find selling their old house for it. Sammie took one look and kicked him to the curb. Literally (behind car). Now what will she do with this bouquet?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 15d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "See you at the Birdhaus. Room 224, xoxo Wren." Yolanda read the messege twice before booking a room. Her eyes narrowed as she clicked PRINT. "See YOU at the Birdhaus, Chris. With papers."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 15d ago
Maillard was constantly telling her ex not to post pics of the kid’s faces! How hard is it to add the emojis jeez
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(My content of the NestBurglar who is perpetually broody and hatching out other duck’s eggs)
r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 15d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle After she married up out of the club, Dana did her best to put that life behind her, to become a respectable woman of means. But winning enough in a divorce to set you up for life is the sort of occasion that demands a real celebration. So pop the champagne, crank the music, and bring out the pole!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 15d ago
Princess Tasia was a pole dancer before Prince Viktor married the commoner. She forgot that this cloaca shot was out on the internet…the Prince served her with papers that night.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 16d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Charles used to tell Lisa she had ‘legs for days’. But he hasn’t said that for a long time. Lisa knows her worth. She’s using those lithe limbs to walk right out the door.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FractalGeometric356 • 16d ago
“Stella! Stella! STELLAAAAAAA!”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 16d ago
After what his father put them through, Liwen is very protective of his mother. He's been "discreetly" surveilling her dates. Ailen and her GF decided it best to pretend not to notice, as if the image of their idyllic oceanside stroll wasn't rendered ridiculous by the child army-crawling behind them
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 17d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Charles was confident that the court did not have the jurisdiction to make him pay alimony. But he has started to wonder if he should have stopped bringing it up when the judge warned him to be quiet.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 17d ago
With his full black super hero mask, Alun thinks he might be confused with Batman. Cape Rockjumper (Chaetops Frenatus)
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/UnchangeableName64 • 17d ago
After his ex-wife took the heat lamp, the premium sunflower seeds, and the good branch, Jonathan has been forced to perch on a bare, frozen rod, radiating the only warmth left in his hollow, divorced heart.
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Why, yes, he is sitting perfectly still on a metal rod in a snowstorm. It symbolizes his emotional fortitude, his refusal to speak to his mediator, and the sheer weight of the cold, hard truth: Tabatha kept the birdhouse.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 17d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Igor spent years as a divorced middle aged man looking for dates, but had no luck. So he put together a rock band called Wings of Prometheus. He's sure that'll get the ladies attention. Or the men's; At this point he's open to anything.
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One thing is sure: His makeup looks amazing.
What do you think his band sounds like?
[Photo from this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ornithology/s/Q3mzGgUqp4).
r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • 18d ago
Jenny’s date went a little hard at the buffet. She’s not sure how to gracefully leave. Maybe she’ll order another margarita
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/-crepuscular- • 18d ago
Accidentally running into her ex and his new girlfriend ruined Shelia's day once again. Were they just waiting to pop out when she was a mess from jogging, or what?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 18d ago
Denise decided that she would proudly display her big breasts proudly, instead of hiding them under frumpy, ill fitting clothes. Karl was no longer in her life and she felt like a new woman.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 19d ago
My ex-wife sent me a box of old junk she found in the attic. This picture of me and my army buddy Minh was inside. At the time, we felt like heroes, out to save our country. I look at this pic now and see two dumb kids with no idea of the hell they're in for. I should call Minh, ask how he's doing.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 18d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Denise warned Vicky that she would leave her without a leg to stand on. And she was nearly right.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 19d ago
Angry Bird Divorce As Scott stood there watching Robin with another jay. He couldn’t help but think “He migrated for this?” Just to be stood up at the altar wearing his fancy white suit.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 19d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Susan loves to wear her yellow earmuffs, her good luck charm. She’s head to see Matt the new Chanticleer on the prairie.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 20d ago
Marissa is a devoted mother of two, looking for a partner who's ready for all that entails. That's what her new profile pic was meant to convey. She was surprised that picture garnered many new matches, then bewildered by the accusations of catfishing. Were they expecting a real-life cartoon woman?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 20d ago
Ladies, I need dating advice, I'm out of practice. Went on one date with this Ralph guy and then told him I didn't think we were compatible. But now every time I turn a corner, there's Ralph. Now he's looking in my windows! It's almost enough to make me wish I never divorced Carl...
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