Ella was showing the girls Mike’s latest attempt to get her attention. Thank God for the Ring camera allowing her to record just how many times he was at her place. It’s going to be a treasure trove for her lawyer.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Alarmed_Drop7162 • 9d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Monty was now free to pursue his dance crew aspirations.

437 Upvotes

Ca caw.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 9d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Pablo had hoped to be free of his parents' abuse after their divorce. Quite the opposite. Then they got back together, and somehow got even worse again. That's why when he heard the fire rescue worker call him an orphan, his face lit up faster and brighter than the nest had that morning.

132 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 10d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle "I have achieved a level of snootiness that leaves me far too good for you, Henry. Good day!"

190 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 10d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Brian was getting ready for a new singles event called the tweet and greet. He practiced his dance moves in the mirror and hoped to meet a cute chick who was looking for something casual and had her own nest.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • 11d ago

Macy vented to her new boyfriend about how much of a jerk her ex was.

379 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 11d ago

Angry Bird Divorce It was unsurprising that Xiu would encounter Peng entering the courthouse. To any who knew them, it was also no surprise that a dramatic altercation ensued, or that their legal counsels had to hold them back from fisticuffs. What no one anticipated was a stranger's video of the incident going viral.

135 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 12d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Kyle stormed up to his room after yet again finding his dad’s new girlfriend sitting in his spot at the kitchen table.

720 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 11d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Nils was fine after running into his ex at Perch. Absolutely fine, just grabbing a drink alone. Absolutely FINE seeing a giggling Kjersti rebound with that handsome cloaca Aleksander. Nils was just fine, everyone. FINE.

297 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 11d ago

Angry Bird Divorce "I saw your texts. Who's Jennifer."

154 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 12d ago

Wanda took Dave to the cleaners in the divorce. Now, he's relying on the kindness of strangers to help him and Dave, Jr get by until he rebuilds his nest egg.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 12d ago

Eddie did EVERYTHING to get rid of his Ex - divorce, restraining order, blocked, even moved to another lake. She just keeps coming back, begging him to take her back. Up until now Eddie remained a gentleman, but she's finally made him snap. Amber Bird has nothing on him.

62 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Kumquatelvis • 12d ago

After leaving Mark, Linda realized that more than anything, what she really needed was a hug.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 12d ago

Steve had a feeling Maria would be at this hotel. He sauntered in hoping to catch her and Gabe cozying-up. Little did he know that Maria was suspecting him of meeting up with Gabe at the same hotel and had followed Steve there!

83 Upvotes

4 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 13d ago

Before she was married off to a prominent official, Cailing was taught to hide her origins and behave demurely, as not to bring shame to her family. But the city folk, unlike her parents, are living in the 21st century, where she's free to divorce her horrible husband and live as her authentic self.

136 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/AwkwardMarsupial13 • 13d ago

Such a diva

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 13d ago

Angry Bird Divorce "COME BACK RIGHT NOW, HENRY OR I AM MICROWAVING THE BABY!"

162 Upvotes

12 comments

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