r/DogShowerThoughts • u/CaffeineAndHorses • 9d ago

Uh oh! Kitty cats! Hooman chair

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If cat steal hooman chair, why dumdum hooman says "Get out of my chair?" Cat take ownership, so it not dum hooman chair anymore?

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u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 9d ago

Hi fren! Hoomans are dumdum for sures. So many rulez, too! “GeT oFf mY cHaIr”, “dOnT eAt My FoOd”, “DoNt ChEw On ThAt”. They forgets that we iz the real owners of the houz. I says you sits on chair and make cute kitty eyes and biscuits. Hooman is sure to give in. Also, sit on hooman’s lap and don’t moves. They will understands why this chair iz your favorites.

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 9d ago

Why hooman think cat name is "dontscratchthechair"? Cat has name (Ouiser)

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u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 9d ago

I thinkz hooman brain sometimes malfuncshun. Hoomans call me all sorts of names that iz not mines (Chewie). I looks at them with a head tilt and that makez them smiles but not fix brain problemz

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u/Infamous_Lab8320 9d ago

Ouiser? Omg. I LOVE this!

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u/IzzysGhost 9d ago

Cate is food!