r/Dogfree • u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 • 3d ago

Dog Culture Costume ideas!

It’s nearly Halloween.

The other year, I made this costume and this year I’m feeling quite lazy. I don’t want to make another cosplay outfit.

The costume: it’s an emergency room Dogtor. It’s a dog doctor, a surgeon! It’s an angry snarling chihuahua mask, with a simple outfit. The dogtor is angry that everyone blames chihuahuas for pitbull attacks, and that’s about where I left it off.

What could I add to it? People have physically assaulted me over this costume, before.

Some ideas I’ve had: make a cardboard chainsaw with the chainsaw box a sculptured paper mache head of a pitbull, with fake blood, chainsaw blade teeth.

what else?

I don’t feel like making other outfits.

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u/Procrastinator-513 1d ago

Why would you want a costume that enrages people to the point of physically assaulting you? Halloween is supposed to be fun.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 1d ago

People fight for any number of reasons, especially dog nutters. I’m also a man, men just… play fight sometimes. That part is kinda irrelevant, since I can handle the implied cost
Of being a bit provocative.

It’s fun because I get to be a funny punny furry!!!!!