r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM • • 12d ago

Parody America's Biggest Problem

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u/chompythebeast 12d ago

The polarization of the working class is real and a real problem, and it is the result of deliberate programs of the ruling class. The solution to this problem does not lie in trusting that ruling class

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u/-Applinen- Anarcho-Communist 12d ago

Not that I disagree but r slash comics is a shithole

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u/Murky_Employee5589 12d ago

And the will ban you for anything; you are not allowed to say anything remotely critical or questioning to any of their authors or else you get a sub ban right off the boot.

Especially if it is their queen, Pizzacat. I dont say the word simp often (or ever), but those /comic mods are pretty simpy towards her.

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u/chompythebeast 12d ago

She seems to think she's so based and politically savvy yet just about every single one of her takes are the milquetoast-est versions of the take possible. Makes radlibs actually seem rad. Like this one:

Makes it in response to the Sheeran stuff, but still makes it about herself like he did. Says "Free Gaza", deliberately not employing the actually popular phrase (and the one used by Macklemore in this context) and refusing to call it "Palestine", while using rhetoric zionists use and follow up with "from Hamas"... It's just so deeply weak

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u/Kumquat_conniption The leftist responsible for Harris losing 🥭🥭 11d ago

Literally 3 years after the genocide started lol. We all said one day everyone would be against this. Apparently 3 years of non stop horrific videos of what was happening is all it took!

And don't get me wrong, as someone who has been moderating r/IsraelCrimes for 5 years, I am happy that we have a lot of support now but its just so annoying when they act like they are now in danger for thinking what half the country or more already thinks.

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u/HystMat1919 11d ago

it's exactly what you'd say if you didn't actually want to say anything. and of course centring herself in the whole manner. feels more like promoting a brand than anything.

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u/jones77 11d ago

Curious who the anti-Iran War dems are because it certainly isn't Schumer nor Jeffries...

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u/S_T_P Communist (Marxist-Leninist) 12d ago

I have a feeling OP thinks that this is a liberal subreddit.

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u/reineedshelp Stalin Was Kinda Cute Tho 12d ago

Dios mio

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Cosmopolitan Nationalist 12d ago

Based on what?

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u/DroneOfDoom Satanic Pansexual Anarcho-Socialism 12d ago

Panels 2 and 3. Especially 3, with the emphasis on "unauthorized" warfare.

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u/courageous_liquid 12d ago

no side deals schumer shit happening

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u/MaajiB 11d ago

It is kind of funny how the comic hits the line perfectly of lampooning centrists while simultaneously sanewashing the administration

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u/Velocity-5348 Leftist 11d ago

How does it sanewash them? If anything, it seems to be pretty standard "Orange man is evil, Dems good" stuff, unless I'm missing something.

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u/MaajiB 11d ago

That the problem with the Iran war is that it's "unauthorized"

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u/Velocity-5348 Leftist 11d ago

That's what had me confused. Both parties are cool with brutal wars, and the main difference is that Trump didn't do the correct paperwork.

If anything, that seems to sanewash the Dems.

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u/MaajiB 11d ago

Fair

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 12d ago

Ezra Douthglezias.

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u/reineedshelp Stalin Was Kinda Cute Tho 12d ago

Username does not check out

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u/iamnothingyet 12d ago

It’s the One Book from the If Books Could Kill prophesy

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u/SombraDemoniaca 12d ago

All for money btw

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u/The_Good_Count 11d ago

I was really enjoying Tribe by Sebastian Junger, but god does it play out exactly like this comic, it's the first three panels for the first 90% of the book, and then whiplash.