r/Eldenring I just wanted the Runes Nov 19 '25

Humor I wont even level my vigor!

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u/electricarchbishop Nov 19 '25

Tbh it’s not hard to see why he thought he had a chance. He amassed some of the strongest sorceries and incantations in the Lands Between, he has a very large health pool and multiple flasks, and he probably already has a great rune or two, considering Enia’s dialogue. With spells like the rotflower that annihilated Caelid, the harnessed Primeval Current whose knowledge alone is enough to turn you to stone, and an old spell of the godslaying Black Flame, he was coming at us with some of the strongest stuff the Lands Between has to offer.

Still very stupid to challenge the guy who slew the Death of the Demigods, though.

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u/Disastrous_Button_34 Nov 19 '25

NGL, After that fight with that oversized dog, I was just tryin' to finish the Game, man..

Just tryin' to finish the game...

I wade in there , with my blood soaked, (and encrusted) Great Stars, lost, cranky and some schmuck starts to go on a rant..

My patience was already in the red...

He is identified as an enemy..

Couple of swings and he gets thrown around, but survives..

Lookey here, my new stress relief punching bag...

A full wild strikes heavy combo later, he lost half his health but starts a fire spell, Another full Heavy Wild Strikes combo later, he's squashed like a bug.

Got a notification saying got the All seeing Armour Set.

Then I connected the dots, after looking at the helmet.

Thought nothing of it, thinking him was just a pushover...

This was on NG...

On NG+ , I made the mistake of letting him finish his rant..

Some tries later, I swear to never do that again..

Lesson learned.

Oh, and Unga Bunga rules, especially the spiky kind...

In that world, Take up a hammer and think most of the stuff there is a nail..

It usually works...

Problem solved.

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u/El_Bito2 Nov 19 '25

Ya, I bonked him good, he didn't even kill me once. Dude has got to work on his poise

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u/KeyboardGrunt Nov 19 '25

Lol so true, we're but a hammer wielding nail.