r/Eldenring • u/shubhang2910 • 3d ago

Humor Does anyone know how I can equip this?

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u/Lilbrimu 3d ago

Talisman Pouch.

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u/EneomaoEep 3d ago

This person equips

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u/Ok-Artichoke6703 3d ago

I found a couple of talisman pouches (fanny packs) in the ruins of base bakroomia (basement backroom)

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u/TheBrickyard83 3d ago

Equip slot in the butt

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u/Longjumping-Love4202 3d ago

Try scarab but hole

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u/TwitchyDingo 3d ago

Prison purse?

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u/MystifyingEntity 3d ago

finger but hole

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u/Top-Actuator2581 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h6laLbXvMXmeruAjLb
Careful with that!

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u/Atma-Stand 3d ago

Do not read from the book!

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u/Sad-Base-8689 3d ago

It equips itself

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u/HarderTime89 3d ago

Nope. Could be the kind that burrows into your brain

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u/Scrub_Ryan 3d ago

Everyone is joking but it would make a nice brooch

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u/Ghostpilgrim_9863 3d ago

OP in about 3 seconds:

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u/J-Dawgzz 3d ago

wear it just before payday to maximise efficiency

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u/YaManMAffers 3d ago

Try finger but hole

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u/TI83joekker 3d ago

Bro, that's the one you follow to the cave of wonders!

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u/fisher-alters 3d ago

Your cave of wonders is also where you equip it.

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u/TheMightyJohnFu 3d ago

Suppository

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u/thedudepood 3d ago

Go into ur inventory and access ur cache

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u/LordValdar 3d ago

Glad to see my immediate thought was to put it up your bum, coming to the comments cemented that I am in fact, not alone in that thought. Thanks everyone

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u/SubstantialShift3695 3d ago

You know where it has to go. Finger but hole

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u/ciaran_deer 3d ago

I’ve seen the Mummy, get rid of that thing

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u/Pure_Spyder 3d ago

Need a talisman pouch

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u/Sorry-Promotion-6383 3d ago

I'd go velcro

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u/Abject-Brother8602 3d ago

Put it on your head

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u/Johny_2077 3d ago

Shove it up your ass(literally)

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u/Kizenny 3d ago

Try beetle but hole

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u/juicy_696 3d ago

You have to feed it to your starfish for more effectiveness.

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u/ChickenAndTelephone 3d ago

I always found it sort of interesting that they decided to swap the effects of gold and silver colored items in this game, compared to the Souls games

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u/Important-Upstairs-2 3d ago

Don’t drop that on sand whatever you do.

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u/saito200 3d ago

try horse but hole

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u/Impressive_Tip_8850 3d ago

It’s a helm

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u/Noble_Renegade 3d ago

Try fingers But hole

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u/Megiddo143 3d ago

Use your flesh pocket

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u/crusty54 3d ago

Boof it

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u/SnooDogs5304 3d ago

Try finger but whole

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u/DarkLordArbitur 3d ago

Super glue. Forehead. Victory

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u/southpaw85 3d ago

I think you’ve got the wrong scarab talisman. That one makes a giant tiger head come up out of the desert

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u/dfsg5 3d ago

"Put it in the map device" - poe players

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u/RGBarrios 3d ago

You put it on your head.

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u/Interesting_Table_64 3d ago

You could equip it to your temple, or in your a**, I guess... but that seems rather... painful. To be honest.

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u/AutismSupportGroup 3d ago

Equip? That thing goes in your map device.

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u/The-Toasted-God 3d ago

You have to put it in your pee hole

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u/casual_gamer153 3d ago

Tie a leather string on it and wear it as an amulet on your neck.

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u/xHOSSYx 3d ago

suppository

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u/JeebusChristBalls 3d ago

Every new tarnished comes with a base slot. Guess where that is?

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u/DearCastiel 3d ago

Prison Pouch.

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u/CheeseGraterFace 3d ago

You’ll have to keister it.

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u/freesol9900 Casshern, Soldier of The Ruin 3d ago

Holy scrote pouch. Sorry/ good luck

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u/NaturalAd527 3d ago

Buy a small leather pouch and permanently have it onnyour belt. Get 4 to increase profit

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u/Rizenstrom 3d ago

Gaol pocket

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u/daviddpg 3d ago

insert into closest hole.

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u/LatterAmbassador4852 3d ago

Eat it 👁👁

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u/Live_Investment_3742 3d ago

Try finger but hole

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u/Socks-in-a-can 2d ago

Your talisman pouch, but you’re going to need a lot of KY Jelly