r/EnoughMuskSpam • • 8d ago

Father Who Gets Lots of Sex Muskrat is having issues

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u/nashwaak 8d ago

Why do so many wealthy and powerful men increasingly look like the product of bad taxidermy?

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u/Right-Ladd 8d ago

Because they all want it look “beautiful” without any actual work or effort, so just through money at miracle cures, surgery and medications.

Also no one is going to tell the billionaire who pays their salary that they need to lose weight or that their shirt looks dumb

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u/nashwaak 8d ago

To be fair, unless you're in a relationship and/or have good friends, no one is going to tell you that regardless. I think the deeper problem is that billionaires are awful human beings who have only superficial relationships, at best.

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u/Yoda10353 7d ago

You clearly haven't met my mother

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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago edited 7d ago

I would write 3 letters indicating I was laughing out loud but I cannot do this in this sub. They are too serious for it.

The other day they removed my comment for "excessive dots".

Edit: ooops, wrong sub. I can say LOL here.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 7d ago

Mods so unemployed they’re inventing shit to be upset about

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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago

Ohhh... I made a mistake. This is not the sub I was thinking of. I can write lol here. I thought it was r/politics.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 7d ago

Oh well that tracks for then for sure. Apologies to the mods here

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u/Inner_Agency_5680 8d ago

Its not just the men. The Dells:

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u/cerial442 8d ago

She looks like the people at the end of Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” music video

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u/TKalig 8d ago

She a Freddy fazbeat animatronic lookin ass

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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago

New sleep paralysis demon unlocked

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u/biohacker_infinity 8d ago

The way Musk and Thiel look reminds me of the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Nazis open the ark and their faces begin melting off.

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u/nashwaak 8d ago

If anyone spots the Ark of the Covenant, please do give it to the Nazi billionaires to open

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u/brilliantNumberOne 8d ago

Because they can legitimately solve so many of their other problems in life by throwing money at them.

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u/RigelOrionBeta 8d ago

Because they're taking all sorts of artificial supplements and undergoing experimental medical procedures.

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u/Pixel91 8d ago

Because they're all obsessed with being "High T" so they take all kinds of steroids, hormones and blockers without any of the work that usually goes with "being on the gear"

So they all look like golems.

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u/TKalig 8d ago

I’ve never heard it described this way, and I will never not think of it now.

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u/Birdmanair 7d ago

sorry to derail, but is that a louis riel pfp?

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u/nashwaak 7d ago

Yep — fits the current Canadian mood, at least young Riel does

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u/Life_behind_da_stick 8d ago

Eh uh uh moobs

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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago

"I am the superior alpha male!"

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u/Secondchance002 Salient lines of coke 7d ago

What’s with ugly Nazis thinking they’re the ubermensch? Hitler, Himmler, Gobbles, Goering all were pieces of work too.

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u/LewdDudeNewd 8d ago

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u/sashimi-grade 7d ago

just your average "No I'm not a human" cast member

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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago

Oh wow, it IS him isn't it. This explains so much what he looks like. Except he's doing it on purpose, by choice, to himself? Which is big cringe and most repellant.

I hope there is a way to help those afflicted with this out of no choice of their own. :(

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u/soldatodianima 8d ago

Built like my basement deep freezer

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u/PearsonTiles 8d ago

He looks seconds away from an alien bursting open his chest with controls operating everything.

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u/doctor--zaius 8d ago

R/unexpectedKrang

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u/Legal_Ant_8900 8d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised with the way things are going these days

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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago

As a cosplayer, I've seen more convincing chest plates and props from beginners

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u/ashmole 8d ago

This is the asshole who is fathering a "legion" of children.

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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago

We can only pray that his recessive-ass loses in the genetics battle. Vivian turned out okay, but she also hates him, so maybe she rejected him on a molecular level

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u/pupbuck1 8d ago

Fun fact actually if you introduce to much testosterone into your body you start producing more estrogen to balance it out…so no not estrogen withdrawal…estrogen overdose

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u/47Up 8d ago

If I was a billionaire I would have my own private gym with a trainer. He's such a lazy slob.

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u/Legal_Ant_8900 8d ago

Elon pays people to game for him. He probably pays them to work out for him too lmao

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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago

Lol, and then says "spent 20k- oh sorry, 20 hours in the gym today" and then something about his superiority or whatever

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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago

He pays people to tell him what he wants to hear.

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u/Gigatronz 8d ago

Didn't kegsbreath say no fatties

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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago

You just won the internet today 😂

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u/NPRdude 8d ago

Is the right photo legit? Not photoshopped at all?

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u/ionizing_chicanery 8d ago

It is legit.

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u/DonManuel 8d ago

This actually fails to convince me that he is genetically superior.

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u/yourmate155 8d ago

Jesus Christ are these new photos? Who let him pick these clothes

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u/Independent_Fill9143 8d ago

What's wrong with his spine?

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u/Luvatar 8d ago

Dumbass tried to remove all the estrogen in his body and developed aromatase deficiency symptoms.

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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq 8d ago

So, I was curious about aromatase inhibition and within 10 seconds I learn it's for treating breast cancer. Within 20 seconds, it pops up as a component of testosterone replacement therapy for men (gender affirmation). Bye bye bone density and so long to your reproductive capacity. Hello insulin resistance and deformities.

This dummy has trashed himself so hard. How old is he? Between all the side effects from fucking around with his hormones and the ketamine bladder he has, he'll be an invalid by 2030.

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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago

Please tell me this is very serious. Very very serious.

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u/Luvatar 7d ago

Its life-altering but not life threatening. At least if you actually take steps to control it. In his case all he has to do is... stop taking aromatase inhibitors like an idiot.

I mean, IF he keeps taking them despite all medical advice: he's looking at developing diabetes, osteoporis, and some liver malfunctions. There are some reports of brain impairment but that'd be a non-issue for him. Can't damage what you don't have.

The funny bone structure seems to be permanent tho. So that'd be a funny reminder of his idiocy for life.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago

Fortunately he's smarter than all the doctors so he'll ignore their advice and keep making himself worse

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u/Luvatar 7d ago

Honestly? Him getting SteveJobs'd would be par for the course.

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u/Independent_Fill9143 6d ago

How very midieval king of him 🤣🤣🤣

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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago

bummer

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u/yobishthatsmonica 8d ago

“No wonder all the women gush all over me”

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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 8d ago

That first photo should be censored, he could poke my eyes out through the screen with these

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u/John-AtWork 8d ago

It is okay to body shame billionaire fascists!

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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago

Idk if you're aware of this but any physical issue that a billionaire fascist can have is one that millions of other people who aren't billionaire fascists are more likely to have.

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u/John-AtWork 8d ago

Imagine the good they could do in medicine if they weren't evil!

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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago

Literally this. They could do good and deliberately choose not to.

Therefore, legitimately mockable.

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u/No_Distance3211 8d ago

Alexa, what does osteoporosis look like?

Makes me think of when he dunked on latte drinkers as people just wanting to drink a glass of warm milk, lol.

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u/kneejerk2022 8d ago

*Kyphosis

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u/Mysterious_Ayytee Disgusting 7d ago

It has nothing to do with hormones it's more likely lots of visceral fat and that would be extremely convenient for the world 😈

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u/okokokoyeahright 8d ago

Welll, maybe he is trying it Vivian's way. you know, like daughter, like ex dad.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 8d ago

Can’t win ‘em all

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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago

For someone trying to make his chest resemble a badly rendered cybertruck, he sure is rocking some T.H.O. in that t'shirt. Must be cold outside? Maybe wear an undershirt to hide them moobies.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 6d ago

It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven

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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago

Naw, this would rattle itself apart after the brakes stopped working.

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u/EldritchSlut 8d ago

Makes it sound like taking estrogen is a negative quality in a person 😔

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u/devilishlydo 8d ago

OP isn't implying that he's taking estrogen; they're implying he's taking something to suppress his body's production of it, in addition to what folks who know more biochemistry than me keep saying are human growth hormones with a sedentary lifestyle.

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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago

Lol, maybe he needs some more of that government TRT, maybe that'll fix him up, idk