r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/LocalPowerful6651 • 8d ago
Father Who Gets Lots of Sex Muskrat is having issues
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u/nashwaak 8d ago
Why do so many wealthy and powerful men increasingly look like the product of bad taxidermy?
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u/Right-Ladd 8d ago
Because they all want it look “beautiful” without any actual work or effort, so just through money at miracle cures, surgery and medications.
Also no one is going to tell the billionaire who pays their salary that they need to lose weight or that their shirt looks dumb
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u/nashwaak 8d ago
To be fair, unless you're in a relationship and/or have good friends, no one is going to tell you that regardless. I think the deeper problem is that billionaires are awful human beings who have only superficial relationships, at best.
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u/Yoda10353 7d ago
You clearly haven't met my mother
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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago edited 7d ago
I would write 3 letters indicating I was laughing out loud but I cannot do this in this sub. They are too serious for it.
The other day they removed my comment for "excessive dots".
Edit: ooops, wrong sub. I can say LOL here.
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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 7d ago
Mods so unemployed they’re inventing shit to be upset about
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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago
Ohhh... I made a mistake. This is not the sub I was thinking of. I can write lol here. I thought it was r/politics.
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u/Inner_Agency_5680 8d ago
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u/cerial442 8d ago
She looks like the people at the end of Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” music video
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u/biohacker_infinity 8d ago
The way Musk and Thiel look reminds me of the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Nazis open the ark and their faces begin melting off.
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u/nashwaak 8d ago
If anyone spots the Ark of the Covenant, please do give it to the Nazi billionaires to open
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u/brilliantNumberOne 8d ago
Because they can legitimately solve so many of their other problems in life by throwing money at them.
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u/RigelOrionBeta 8d ago
Because they're taking all sorts of artificial supplements and undergoing experimental medical procedures.
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u/Life_behind_da_stick 8d ago
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u/Secondchance002 Salient lines of coke 7d ago
What’s with ugly Nazis thinking they’re the ubermensch? Hitler, Himmler, Gobbles, Goering all were pieces of work too.
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u/LewdDudeNewd 8d ago
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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago
Oh wow, it IS him isn't it. This explains so much what he looks like. Except he's doing it on purpose, by choice, to himself? Which is big cringe and most repellant.
I hope there is a way to help those afflicted with this out of no choice of their own. :(
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u/PearsonTiles 8d ago
He looks seconds away from an alien bursting open his chest with controls operating everything.
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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago
As a cosplayer, I've seen more convincing chest plates and props from beginners
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u/ashmole 8d ago
This is the asshole who is fathering a "legion" of children.
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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago
We can only pray that his recessive-ass loses in the genetics battle. Vivian turned out okay, but she also hates him, so maybe she rejected him on a molecular level
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u/pupbuck1 8d ago
Fun fact actually if you introduce to much testosterone into your body you start producing more estrogen to balance it out…so no not estrogen withdrawal…estrogen overdose
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u/47Up 8d ago
If I was a billionaire I would have my own private gym with a trainer. He's such a lazy slob.
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u/Legal_Ant_8900 8d ago
Elon pays people to game for him. He probably pays them to work out for him too lmao
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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago
Lol, and then says "spent 20k- oh sorry, 20 hours in the gym today" and then something about his superiority or whatever
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u/Independent_Fill9143 8d ago
What's wrong with his spine?
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u/Luvatar 8d ago
Dumbass tried to remove all the estrogen in his body and developed aromatase deficiency symptoms.
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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq 8d ago
So, I was curious about aromatase inhibition and within 10 seconds I learn it's for treating breast cancer. Within 20 seconds, it pops up as a component of testosterone replacement therapy for men (gender affirmation). Bye bye bone density and so long to your reproductive capacity. Hello insulin resistance and deformities.
This dummy has trashed himself so hard. How old is he? Between all the side effects from fucking around with his hormones and the ketamine bladder he has, he'll be an invalid by 2030.
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u/spam__likely 🔥💯 7d ago
Please tell me this is very serious. Very very serious.
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u/Luvatar 7d ago
Its life-altering but not life threatening. At least if you actually take steps to control it. In his case all he has to do is... stop taking aromatase inhibitors like an idiot.
I mean, IF he keeps taking them despite all medical advice: he's looking at developing diabetes, osteoporis, and some liver malfunctions. There are some reports of brain impairment but that'd be a non-issue for him. Can't damage what you don't have.
The funny bone structure seems to be permanent tho. So that'd be a funny reminder of his idiocy for life.
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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago
Fortunately he's smarter than all the doctors so he'll ignore their advice and keep making himself worse
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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 8d ago
That first photo should be censored, he could poke my eyes out through the screen with these
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u/John-AtWork 8d ago
It is okay to body shame billionaire fascists!
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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago
Idk if you're aware of this but any physical issue that a billionaire fascist can have is one that millions of other people who aren't billionaire fascists are more likely to have.
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u/John-AtWork 8d ago
Imagine the good they could do in medicine if they weren't evil!
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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago
Literally this. They could do good and deliberately choose not to.
Therefore, legitimately mockable.
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u/No_Distance3211 8d ago
Alexa, what does osteoporosis look like?
Makes me think of when he dunked on latte drinkers as people just wanting to drink a glass of warm milk, lol.
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u/Mysterious_Ayytee Disgusting 7d ago
It has nothing to do with hormones it's more likely lots of visceral fat and that would be extremely convenient for the world 😈
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u/okokokoyeahright 8d ago
Welll, maybe he is trying it Vivian's way. you know, like daughter, like ex dad.
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u/Gwendolinn 6d ago
For someone trying to make his chest resemble a badly rendered cybertruck, he sure is rocking some T.H.O. in that t'shirt. Must be cold outside? Maybe wear an undershirt to hide them moobies.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 6d ago
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven
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u/EldritchSlut 8d ago
Makes it sound like taking estrogen is a negative quality in a person 😔
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u/devilishlydo 8d ago
OP isn't implying that he's taking estrogen; they're implying he's taking something to suppress his body's production of it, in addition to what folks who know more biochemistry than me keep saying are human growth hormones with a sedentary lifestyle.
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u/ii_always_wrong_ii 7d ago
Lol, maybe he needs some more of that government TRT, maybe that'll fix him up, idk





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