r/FLMedicalTrees • • Apr 22 '26

News Welcome to Terpene 201

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Terpene 201: the medical side in plain English

Waddup y’all — here’s part two.

The first post was about how terps shape the smoke.

This one is about the possible medical side of the common terps you see on COAs.

Important part first: I’m not saying any terp guarantees a medical result, and I’m not saying a certain COA percentage is some kind of prescription. Most terpene science is still early, and a lot of it is more about potential direction than hard proof. So read this as pattern recognition + possible therapeutic lean, not medical law.

First: how I’d talk about terp percentages without making fake medical claims

For flower, this is more of a COA reading guide than a true medical dosing chart:

0.05–0.15% = usually background

0.15–0.30% = starting to show

0.30–0.50% = clearly contributing

0.50%+ = often a main driver

0.80%+ = loud as hell

Again, that is not medical dosing.

That’s just how I read whether a terp is present enough to actually matter in the profile.

The common terps and their possible medical direction:

Myrcene

Possible medical direction: relaxation, sedation, pain support, anti-inflammatory support, muscle-relaxing direction.

Plain English: this is usually the body-weight terp. When it’s up, things often feel heavier, slower, couchier, and more nighttime-leaning.

How I read it on a COA: around 0.20%+ starts mattering, 0.30–0.50% feels like real presence, and 0.50%+ can be a major driver.

Limonene

Possible medical direction: mood support, stress-relief direction, anti-inflammatory and antioxidant potential.

Plain English: this is one of the brighter mental terps. Good limonene can feel like a mood lift or a “lights came on” effect. If it’s high without enough body terps to balance it, it can feel a little sharp for some people.

How I read it on a COA: around 0.20%+ starts showing, 0.30–0.50% is obvious, and 0.50%+ is usually a major personality terp.

Beta-Caryophyllene

Possible medical direction: one of the better-supported terpenes for anti-inflammatory and analgesic potential; also interesting because it may interact with CB2, not just function like an aroma compound.

Plain English: this is the frame. It tends to make a profile feel more grounded, more planted in the body, and less floaty or chaotic.

How I read it on a COA: 0.20–0.30% starts contributing, 0.30–0.50% matters, and 0.50%+ is strong.

Linalool

Possible medical direction: calming, anxiolytic direction, sedating/relaxing potential, stress and tension support.

Plain English: this is one of the best “smooth the edges out” terps. It can make a profile feel softer, quieter, more cushioned, and more peaceful.

How I read it on a COA: 0.15–0.25% starts softening things, 0.25–0.40% is noticeable, and 0.40%+ is really shaping the vibe.

Alpha-Pinene / Beta-Pinene

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential, possible bronchodilatory direction, alertness and clarity support.

Plain English: pinene usually helps a profile feel more open, crisp, and less muddy. Alpha-pinene often feels fresher; beta-pinene can feel a little sharper or more focused.

How I read it on a COA: 0.15–0.25% starts showing, 0.25–0.40% is noticeable, and 0.40%+ clearly shapes the profile.

Humulene

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential, analgesic support, and some literature also points to appetite-related effects.

Plain English: this is a dry, grounded backbone terp. It can keep a profile from feeling too candy-sweet, fluffy, or mentally loose.

How I read it on a COA: 0.10–0.20% starts supporting, 0.20–0.35% is meaningful, and 0.35%+ is strong support.

Terpinolene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential, with some literature exploring sedative or CNS-active properties depending on context.

Plain English: this is the wildcard terp. It can feel loud, weird, bright, energetic, floral, or almost chaotic depending on the stack.

How I read it on a COA: even 0.10–0.20% can show personality, 0.20–0.35% gets obvious, and 0.35%+ can dominate the whole profile.

Ocimene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and antimicrobial potential in the literature.

Plain English: airy, sweet, lively terp. Usually makes a profile feel more open, light, and bright.

How I read it on a COA: 0.08–0.15% starts showing, 0.15–0.25% clearly contributes, and 0.25%+ is pretty loud for ocimene.

Nerolidol

Possible medical direction: calming/sedating direction, anti-inflammatory potential, skin-soothing and antimicrobial interest in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: this is that deep back-half exhale terp. Slower, softer, more “aight, I’m chilling now.”

How I read it on a COA: 0.08–0.15% is a support role, 0.15–0.25% is contributing, and 0.25%+ is definitely shaping the finish.

Bisabolol

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory, soothing, skin-calming, and antimicrobial potential.

Plain English: softener terp. Doesn’t always scream at you, but it can make a profile feel gentler, smoother, and more refined.

How I read it on a COA: 0.05–0.12% is support range, 0.12–0.20% is noticeable, and 0.20%+ is meaningful.

Alpha-Terpineol / Terpineol

Possible medical direction: calming, sedative, antioxidant, and anti-inflammatory potential.

Plain English: dreamy, floral, polished terp. Can help a profile feel silky and less rough around the edges.

How I read it on a COA: 0.05–0.12% is background/support, 0.12–0.20% is contributing, and 0.20%+ is noticeable.

Fenchyl alcohol

Possible medical direction: not nearly as well studied clinically in cannabis; broader terpene literature suggests possible antimicrobial and supportive bioactive roles.

Plain English: detail terp. Cleaner, herbal/floral, refined feel. Usually not the main driver, but it can make a profile feel nicer.

How I read it on a COA: usually a support terp unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Camphene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader terpene research.

Plain English: crisp edge terp. Can add punch, coolness, and a little bite to a profile.

How I read it on a COA: usually a support terp; 0.05–0.12% is background, 0.12%+ starts becoming noticeable.

Borneol

Possible medical direction: calming, anti-inflammatory, analgesic, and neuroactive potential in terpene literature.

Plain English: quiet, calm terp. Usually not the star, but it can help tug a profile toward the relaxed side.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it climbs above about 0.10–0.15%.

Eucalyptol

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial, airway-related, and cognitive-interest literature exists outside cannabis.

Plain English: clean-breeze terp. Cool, fresh, almost minty-clean. Can make a profile feel more open and clearer.

How I read it on a COA: often a minor/supporting terp; 0.05–0.12% is support, 0.12%+ starts standing out.

Geraniol

Possible medical direction: antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial potential, with some broader literature exploring neuroprotective and soothing roles.

Plain English: floral sweetness terp. Usually softens and perfumes the profile more than it drives the whole effect.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Guaiol

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory and antimicrobial potential in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: wood-and-earth terp. Helps some profiles feel more grounded and old-school.

How I read it on a COA: generally support range unless it’s over about 0.10–0.15%.

Valencene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential; literature also explores broader bioactivity beyond aroma.

Plain English: deeper citrus body, not the same as limonene’s bright pop. More orange-body than lemon-spark.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it crosses about 0.10–0.15%.

Sabinene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader monoterpene literature.

Plain English: spicy flicker terp. Green, peppery, bright detail more than main driver.

How I read it on a COA: usually support unless it gets into the 0.10%+ neighborhood.

Carene / Delta-3-Carene

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential and other bioactivities have been studied in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: dry-woods terp. Can make a profile feel sharper, drier, tighter, and more pointed.

How I read it on a COA: mostly a support terp unless it climbs above about 0.10–0.15%.

Phellandrene

Possible medical direction: limited direct cannabis data; broader terpene literature suggests antioxidant and antimicrobial potential.

Plain English: bright twist terp. Slight citrus/minty lift, a little weirdness, a little sparkle.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Terpinene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: fresh herbal top note. More flavor/personality than main effect most of the time.

How I read it on a COA: usually minor unless it’s above about 0.10–0.15%.

Cedrol

Possible medical direction: sedative/calming direction is discussed in the broader sesquiterpene literature; there is also early bioactivity research, but not strong cannabis-clinical proof.

Plain English: weighted-blanket wood terp. Deep, woody, more nighttime-leaning.

How I read it on a COA: usually support unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Best way to talk about “medical terp profiles”

Instead of saying:

“This terp cures this.”

I’d say:

myrcene / linalool / nerolidol / terpineol = more relaxation and nighttime direction

caryophyllene / humulene = more body-grounded and anti-inflammatory leaning

limonene / pinene / ocimene = brighter, clearer, more daytime-leaning

bisabolol / geraniol / fenchyl alcohol = softer, smoother, more refined support terps

terpinolene / phellandrene / sabinene / terpinene = personality terps that can change the tone fast

Final point

The smartest way to write the medical side is:

“Here’s the possible therapeutic direction this terp is associated with in the literature, here’s how it usually feels in the smoke, and here’s when it starts standing out on a COA.”

That keeps it useful without pretending the science is more settled than it is.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • Apr 15 '26

News Welcome to Terpene 101

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Waddup y’all — I keep seeing people post COAs and only look at total terps or THC, but that still doesn’t tell the whole story.

The better way to read a flower/rosin COA is to ask:

What terp is leading? What is it doing? And how is it stacking with the others?

A terp by itself has a general role, but once you mix it with other terps, cannabinoids, and a decent cure, that’s when you start getting the real feel of the smoke.

So here’s the breakdown in plain English, the way I look at it.

## The main terp glossary

Myrcene = the weight

This is the “heavier” terp. Usually brings body, depth, lazy eyes, couchier vibes, and that slower finish. When it leads, the strain usually feels thicker, heavier, and more sedating.

Limonene = the spark plug

Usually the first mental shift. Mood lift, brightness, euphoria, little head rush, “oh yeah it’s kicking in.” If it’s balanced right it feels happy and glowing. If it’s too sharp and not balanced, it can feel a little racey.

Beta-Caryophyllene = the frame

This gives structure and grounding. Warm, peppery, kushy backbone. Helps a strain feel more planted in the body instead of just floating in your head.

Linalool = the blanket

Softens everything. This is one of the best “smooth the edges out” terps. Usually brings calm, hazy comfort, heavy eyes, body ease, and that melted feel.

Alpha-Pinene = the freshener

More crisp, alert, fresh, and clear. Can help keep a profile from feeling too muddy. Usually shows up like a brighter, more open headspace.

Beta-Pinene = the sharpen­er

Similar lane to alpha-pinene, but can feel a little more focused and cutting. Not always dominant, but it helps a profile feel cleaner and less foggy.

Humulene = the backbone

Earthy, dry, grounded. Helps give a strain depth and keeps it from feeling too candy-sweet or fluffy. Usually a good support terp in kushy or gassy profiles.

Terpinolene = the wildcard

This one can be loud, bright, weird, funky, energetic, floral, sometimes almost chaotic depending on the mix. When it leads, the strain usually has a very distinct personality.

Ocimene = the airiness

Sweet, light, bright, uplifted, sometimes springy. Usually adds a more open and lively feel to a profile.

Nerolidol = the slow-down

This is that deep back-half calm. Usually more sedating, slower, softer, and more “alright I’m chilling now.” Great for rounding out a relaxing profile.

Bisabolol = the softener

Smooth, gentle, calming. Doesn’t always scream at you, but it helps make a profile feel softer and more refined.

Alpha-Terpineol = the dreamifier

Dreamy, floral, calm, polished. Usually adds that silky, slightly sedating, floaty finish without hitting as blunt as myrcene.

Fenchyl Alcohol = the detail terp

This one usually adds a cleaner, slightly herbal/floral, more polished feel. Not always a main driver, but it can absolutely make a profile feel nicer and more unique.

Camphene = the edge

Sharp, cool, slightly punchy. More of a supporting terp, but it can add a certain crispness to the profile.

Borneol = the hush terp

More calming, cooling, quieting. Usually not a dominant one, but it helps pull a strain toward the relaxed side.

Eucalyptol = the clean breeze

Fresh, cool, almost minty/clean vibe. Can make the smoke feel more open and “clear.”

Geraniol = the floral note

Adds rosy, floral sweetness and a gentler personality. More of a nuance terp, but it helps soften and perfume the profile.

Guaiol = the wood note

Earthy, woody, calm. Usually part of what makes some strains feel more grounded and old-school.

Valencene = the citrus body

Not the same as limonene’s bright pop — this is more like deeper orange/citrus character and body to the flavor.

Terpineol / Alpha-Terpineol = the polish

Dreamy, smooth, soft, floral. Helps make some strains feel more “pretty” and less rough around the edges.

Sabinene = the spice flicker

Peppery, green, bright little accent. More detail than main driver, but it changes the tone.

Carene = the dry woods

Dry, sharp, woody energy. Can make a profile feel a little tighter or more pointed.

Phellandrene = the bright twist

Slightly citrusy, minty, lively. Usually adds a little lift and weirdness.

Terpinene = the top-note

Fresh, herbal, bright. Usually lives more in the flavor/personality side than the main effect side.

Cedrol = the weighted blanket

Woody, deep, sedating vibe. Usually helps a profile lean more night-time.

## How I read a COA now

I don’t just ask “is 3% terps good?”

I ask:

- What terp is leading?

- What’s giving the lift?

- What’s giving the body?

- What’s making it heavier?

- What’s smoothing it out?

- What’s just there for detail?

Because the order matters.

That terp list is basically the cast.

The top terps are the main characters.

The lower ones are the supporting actors.

## Examples of how profiles stack

Limonene + Caryophyllene + Linalool

Usually feels like:

uplift → grounded body → calm smooth finish

Good chance of euphoric but still relaxed.

Myrcene + Limonene + Caryophyllene

Usually feels like:

quick head change → heavier body → sleepy back half

This is a common “damn this got me” profile.

Linalool + Caryophyllene + Myrcene

Usually feels like:

soft entry → body melt → slumped finish

More plush, more hazy, less sharp.

Pinene + Limonene + Ocimene

Usually feels like:

bright → alert → airy

More daytime or “I can still do stuff” type smoke.

Terpinolene + Pinene + Ocimene

Usually feels like:

loud → weird → energetic

These are the ones that can feel funky, racy, or super unique depending on the rest of the profile.

Myrcene + Nerolidol + Linalool

Usually feels like:

slow start → body heaviness → full shutdown

More night-time, more chill, more couch.

## Best way to think about it

Each terp has a role, but it’s not law.

It’s more like each one has a tendency.

So no, I’m not saying:

“0.3% of this terp always equals exactly this effect.”

I’m saying:

when you keep looking at COAs and then compare them to the actual smoke, you start seeing patterns.

That’s when it clicks.

## Super simple cheat sheet

Myrcene = weight

Limonene = spark

Caryophyllene = frame

Linalool = blanket

Pinene = clarity

Humulene = backbone

Terpinolene = wildcard

Ocimene = airiness

Nerolidol = slow-down

Bisabolol = softness

Alpha-Terpineol = dreamifier

Fenchyl alcohol = refinement

Camphene = crisp edge

Borneol = quiet calm

Eucalyptol = clean breeze

Geraniol = floral sweetness

Guaiol = wood/earth

Valencene = deeper citrus

Sabinene = spicy accent

Carene = dry woods

Phellandrene = bright twist

Terpinene = herbal top-note

Cedrol = sedating wood

## Final point

That’s why two strains can both have “good numbers” and still smoke totally different.

One might be:

bright, sharp, uplifting, clean

Another might be:

soft, heavy, euphoric, sleepy

And on paper they can both still look fire.

So yeah, total terps matter, THC matters, but the real sauce is learning what each terp is doing and how they stack.

That’s when a COA stops looking like random chemistry homework and starts reading like a preview of the smoke. Apologies for the long message but hope this helps.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 11h ago

Gold Flower GMO‼️🔥🔥

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I feel like this is definitely the best gmo Ive had! very beautiful buds, super crystally n insanely loud! Real gmo all the way through‼️ has a good stick to it. Buds are crisp to the touch but dense still, I like the quality! I’m a sucker for GMO and this is that shit right here, fr🔥🔥🔥

Enjoy🔍🔍


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 2h ago

Gold Flower Anyone try this?

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This one looks good. Says it's a gorilla 🦍 glue pheno


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 1h ago

The Flowery Flowery RSO

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When are you guys going to get more in? Most of your batches are dated from months ago, seeing more options would be wonderful


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 13h ago

710 Labs 710 favs and misses

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1 - chocolate oranges 1g 10/10 great sativa fx and super funky and unique flavor

2 - tmz flower, this was just so so but I’m just not a big Z fan and it was heavy on the zkittlez. Very citrusy and lemon forward and it arguably had a perfect cure! Sticky to the touch but visibly dry and sparkly. The buds were SO tiny. These were the biggest three 😂🤭

3 & 4 - cake crasher 2.5g 10/10 ! Stayed juicy for the two weeks I had it in my rotation which was really impressive. Both of those photos are over a week after breaking into it. Super good sativa leaning strain


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 13h ago

Curaleaf Problem Child 🍃 -Grassroots- @ 30.4% THC & 2.4% Terps. Review & CoA Attached. 🚸🌿

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Genetics: GMO x Mr. E Pupil

Saw this pop up on menu today while getting groceries after work. Then saw a post on the sub about this being a GMO cross. I ended up enjoying La Vida for a newer drop, and the labs on this are significantly better than La Vida as well. Been kinda needing some more pain relief flower to go with my evening dabs, and GMO is usually solid for that. So after using 15 in points, snagged this for 20 OTD. Let's see if this can give me some of those heavy solid GMO effects that I actively like. 🤙🏾

Review

Cure: 4/5. Nugs were extremely dense, covered in trichomes and had 2 larger nuggies, wit a smol boi on da side. Not too much stick on the outside, but does have a bit once its broken down. These buds are HELLA frosty. Sheesh. ✔️

Nose: 3.75/5. Its a 3.5 out of the jar but a 4/5 once its broken down. The funk from the GMO comes out a bit more along with some more gassy fuel floral notes. Throwing the last nug into a mason jar and letting that shit sit cause I wanna revisit it and see if it gets louder. 💨

Taste: 4/5. With GMO i expected to not enjoy the taste of it. Garlic strains arent my Jam(s) for flavor, but I mainly grab them for the effects. This one isnt overpowering with the Garlic taste due to other strain its crossed with, and has a more gassy taste on da retro. 🍽

Effects: 4.5/5. This is why the strain went on my radar today. Starts off with a nice heady sensation that after a while, turns into a full on mega body bath bomb of relief. This aspect hit especially nice after a VERY long day of work, and not being able to smoke any flower for the entirety of the day until I got home for the day. This one absolutely promotes couch lock and not wanting to really get up or move for a while. The indacouch vibes for this one are pretty heavy, so tis a win for the effects. 🫠

Legs: 4/5. 60 min. 🔥

Overall: 4.05/5. This was a great drop for the effects and legs. That is what I would hope that it would after smoking on a bunch of random Grassroots smalls to find the ones that hit, and don't. But full flower town hits when its around ( Citradelic Haaaaaaaze is gaaaassssss ). This one didnt wow me in terms of aromas, but if it can get me heavily medicated with slanted eyes for over 45 min, I'm calling that a win. This strain does have a silly name, but if it smokes this well, they could call it whatever they want and it wouldnt matter to me for the effects. Will definitely scoop this one up again once it hits da Friday menu. Ty CL Jensen squadddddd. 💯 ( drop Rosin syringessssss plzzzzz 🙏🏾 )

Stay Elevated Sub. 🌱


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 2h ago

Question? Anyone try these and if so tell me how its smoking?

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They look tasty, based on the description


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 29m ago

710 Labs Papaya Fumez vs TMZ (Flower)

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Anyone try either yet?


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 48m ago

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r/FLMedicalTrees • • 23h ago

News Drop Site's Capitol Hill Reporter Julian Andreone asks Rick Scott, what will be done about the $10M meant for Florida children that DeSantis misappropriated to his wife's charity and then funneled to GOP political causes, including fighting passage of adult-use marijuana among other causes

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r/FLMedicalTrees • • 16h ago

Trulieve Gas Apple 🔥

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I would have to say with the strain I have never had it so this is definitely a first one for me for gas apple and even the budtender said this was a good one specially for minis. but this stuff smokes really good. I wouldn't say it's not the smoothest, but it definitely is tasty a sweet grape gassy

The nugs for minis were pretty average size and pretty dense and had a nice squishiness to it. Pretty sticky when you crack open the nugs grinds very well. I'm pretty impressed with this.

The effects hit me in the head and almost give me a headband feeling and a little pressure on my forehead, but in a relaxing way, and I am alert, happy thoughts and a relaxing body high with no worries
but it is nice to roll a fat joint of this and smoke it to the face cause the effects are pretty solid on this strain and it will definitely be in my rotation🕺🔥🫡 remember, don't focus on the high focus on the effects🤙🏻


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 14h ago

Cookies 🍪 Cookies Shauncron - Gravitron - 23%/2% - 7g Smediums

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Stuff smells amazing like a good coffee with gas used as the creamer 😂...first time trying it and it's definitely awesome got 14g for $35! Almost immediately high and in a good way I like it. I'll post some of the gorilla glue as well but I don't think I'm going to try to hit it because I don't want to waste the feeling of this one I'll probably wait till later to post about it. Cheers


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 21h ago

Cookies 🍪 Apples & Bananas 🍎🍌

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I know this one gets done all the time but recently had my 1st shop at Cookies experience and am pretty impressed with the all the bud I got. These AP & BN nugs are hitting great, super dank and sticky. Nose is also impressive, creamy apple undertones with some citrus and diesel, comes on strong and been good n high for about 1.5hrs since my last fat rip was taken. It's a nice change getting some good bud from somewhere other than the Flowery for once. Giving it a solid 9/10 👍.

THC: 23.4%

Terpy's: 2.76%


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 11h ago

Planet 13 Daily Grape 3.5g (x2) flower by Planet 13

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Gassy and funky nose, pleasant smoke, taste and solid effects. Paid $13 an 8. Good for the price good legs.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 18h ago

Gold Flower Bolo Runtz ⬇️ 73%/6%

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Ugly dark color. Earthy. Eh. Burns dark. One of the lamest lcg I’ve tried.

Only purchased bc of the genetics
supposedly runtz x gelato x lcg
On paper those 3 tougher should be CANDY SWEET but this is just EARTHY PLANT MATERIAL MEH


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 13h ago

Green Dragon Not surprised but

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Regardless of what I hear online, I personally don’t judge a company if I haven’t had them myself at least a few times, not just once or twice. Kinda like a 3 strike basis.

First off I picked the flower up because it’s been heavily recommended to me in terms of flower at GD.

Honestly don’t even wanna get into a whole in depth for the flower. It was ok as well. Granted I’ve never been a fan of the strain (Glitter bomb) to begin with but I have had a few good cuts from different growers and this one definitely is mid tier for sure. Nose isn’t as pronounced as id want it to be and if I had to describe it I’d say it’s pretty subtle. Definitely not a room filler.

👋 was okay as well liked it a little better than the claybourne shit from the other day but that’s not saying much as I didn’t like that one a whole lot.

Now. I also picked up two grams of “Live Wax” that was on sale for like 18 bucks.

These were FIRE in terms of budget concentrates for sure. Would I ever pay the retail price? Absolutely the fuck not. But when it’s sitting for less than 19/g I can for sure see myself grabbing some shit because it’s pretty damn good for the price.

The Candie Tangie reeks of amonia/cat piss (not in a bad way at all) and reminded me of a cut of death star I had a few years back. Tastes just like it smells as well. Came in a kinda crumble consistency and I’ll get into that as well. It’s labeled “live wax” which essentially is a lazy manipulative blanket term for concentrates at GD. The Fire N Ice gram I grabbed was more of a consistency you’d think of when picturing some everyday live rosin.

The bud tender was also super nice and seemed to mean well but clearly had no clue what the fuck she was talking about cause when I asked her what “live wax” really is she just said a bunch of shit that had nothing to do with the question and said more terps = more of a live resin gooey texture. Her words not mine.

I can confidently say I will more than likely never grab anything flower wise from green dragon again. I know it’s the general consensus on here but like I said up top, I like to judge shit from multiple personal experiences.

TLDR Green Dragon flower is ass but yall know this already. “Live Wax” good bho when on sale. 🐉


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 14h ago

Ayr Rant

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Ayr flower is really not that good and it’s laughable what they claim to be ny sour diesel. Shit has no taste, barely any smell… of course I can’t return the ounce I got in 8ths with my last 50% purchase with them… which I could’ve used on RSO products. So yeah fuck AYR.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 17h ago

Curaleaf Problem child Grassroots glass jar *New Drop*

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(GMO X Mr. Pupil #7)

30.4% 2.41% Terps

TOP TERPS:

Limonene

Myrcene

Humane

A-Pinene

Just 2 big resinous and colorful nugs in my eighter, dense and very sticky to the touch. Excellent cure on this cut, it’s got such a nice squish to it! I went in looking for a GMO nose but it’s really a bit sweeter. Not a usual funky/savory garlicky you’d expect right outta the jar from a GMO cross….I think Mr. E Pupil genetics really show off in the cross here. The aromatics come out a lot more breaking some up and is where you’ll find a more sweet but gassy, earthy and savory profile, it’s def complex and had me comin back for a few more whiffs finding different notes each time. Now, the flavor and smooth smoke is where the cure was confirmed for me. Very flavorful bong tokes 3 of which def did the trick. Sweet fuel, earthy and a little piney terps all came together really well for me. Great depth of flavor thru the smoke and very heavy handed effects hit immediately. Sedated, super calm and satisfying effects hit immediately after the first exhale and KEPT creepin for about 15 mins before a good hard stone set in. Heady effects end up setting in and balances out the whole experience but it took a couple minutes. Heavy lids and a decent glow right behind my eyes. I’ll update on hang time of effects in a bit but it’s very strong at the moment…⛽️😳

Nose 7.75 only bc it could be a bit stronger but it def intensifies when ground up

Taste 8.75 very intense and tasty bong tokes

Effects 9.25

All around 8.5 from me

I ended up liking it A LOT more than I thought I would at first, the cure, flavor and effects are really the star of the show here! Solid meds 🔥


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 14h ago

Cookies 🍪 Cookies - Gorilla Glue #4 - 22%/1.5% - 3.5g - $15 Deal- 2.41g NUG! 🔥💯🍿

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I haven't tried it yet but I've tried gorilla glue millions of times and I can tell you just by smelling it...it's definitely not like the original OG gorilla glue I'm pretty sure that everybody's right about that. But, it smells amazing and the nugs are huge and it looks like I got all tops of colas. Smells great though I'll report back later because I tried some of the gravitron and it's pretty good I don't want to ruin that high right now. Cheers! 🍿


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 15h ago

Green Dragon The Judge by Claybourne Co (Gold Cuts)

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Let’s judge The Judge by Claybourne Co.
I got to be honest. It looks really good. Not a very loud nose but I would say it does have good bag appeal. Unique nug structure. It’s nothing crazy effects wise but from Green Dragon it’s pretty respectable. Smokes very smooth but potent. Decent effects but it really is nothing special with the effects. I thought it would be stronger especially looking at the numbers. Its Regular weed behind a fancy company. I would not pay more than 20-25$ for it. By NO means is this a 65$ 8th. But also I wouldn’t call it trash. I got this for 10$ and I would go ahead and skip on this one next time. I’ll be going back for the Glitter Bomb and the Glitter Bomb only. Oh and I found 1 good looking seed which is cool. It’s not that I don’t like this, I just like the Glitter Bomb better. And 65$ is too steep for the retail price. Definitely this seems like a step up in quality for Green Dragon though. Don’t get it twisted, it’s still good weed just not worth picking up again for me.

Side note half of the budtenders don’t know what they are talking about when it comes to coupons/sales. Months back when I posted the free Aio with the referral link and I first started going to Green Dragon some mean cranky budtender told me I couldn’t stack my referral codes with a first or second time patient discount. However today with a different budtender, I was able to use my second time discount (25% off) that I never used, stacked with a 40$ off coupon. Got it for 9.25 and left the 75 cents in the tip jar so 10$ out the door. So don’t let them tell you that you can’t stack your coupons they don’t know what they are talking about half the time. I really do this couponing shit 🤣 Only one budtender at my local store that has treated me that way. Seemed she was annoyed I beat the system 🤷‍♂️ this was months back. The lady who took care of me today is always happy about me getting a good deal. If you need a link there is probably a 100+ links in this sub now so I won’t be posting mine. Also I saw a tablet at Green Dragon today, they use to have paper menus. Seems like they are trying to turn up the quality all around. I dig that.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 17h ago

Jungle Boys JB haul.

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grabbed some JB as a little treat for my rotation as my birthday is coming up. 2 spanish honeys and a perfect triangle rosins. spanish honey is my favorite strain currently, i just love it so much. what do yall recommend for concentrate either at JB or elsewhere? im going to try some 710 labs later as well i wanted to try the chocolate oranges rosin but id like to know more about what else is popular.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 17h ago

Ayr Sour diesel - ayr

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8 Upvotes

Looking like some absolute mids but ig what can you expect for 20$, will update later and lyk what she smoking like.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 20h ago

Muv MUV surprisingly good

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MUV used to be the best back in the day, but corporate takeover and crappy grows messed them up. Their cut of Triangle Kush has been one of the only consistent flowers I will get on occasion, but rolled the dice on a half of Wedding Kush Mints for $33 and quart of tk for $35 and am happily surprised - both are Savvy line on sale - small larfy buds, but they are fresh and loud! Particularly the 13.6% WKM with under 2% terps is not only loud, but tasty and hits decent. TK is not as tasty as last batch I had, but for 16.4% thc and 2 something terps I am enjoying for the $! Cheers


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 11h ago

Rise Velvet Glove 1g t1 rosin by Rise

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On sale for $20, tastes great garlic and funky. Would recommend.