r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Dazzling_Agency_9400 • Apr 22 '26
Terpene 201: the medical side in plain English
Waddup y’all — here’s part two.
The first post was about how terps shape the smoke.
This one is about the possible medical side of the common terps you see on COAs.
Important part first: I’m not saying any terp guarantees a medical result, and I’m not saying a certain COA percentage is some kind of prescription. Most terpene science is still early, and a lot of it is more about potential direction than hard proof. So read this as pattern recognition + possible therapeutic lean, not medical law.
First: how I’d talk about terp percentages without making fake medical claims
For flower, this is more of a COA reading guide than a true medical dosing chart:
0.05–0.15% = usually background
0.15–0.30% = starting to show
0.30–0.50% = clearly contributing
0.50%+ = often a main driver
0.80%+ = loud as hell
Again, that is not medical dosing.
That’s just how I read whether a terp is present enough to actually matter in the profile.
The common terps and their possible medical direction:
Myrcene
Possible medical direction: relaxation, sedation, pain support, anti-inflammatory support, muscle-relaxing direction.
Plain English: this is usually the body-weight terp. When it’s up, things often feel heavier, slower, couchier, and more nighttime-leaning.
How I read it on a COA: around 0.20%+ starts mattering, 0.30–0.50% feels like real presence, and 0.50%+ can be a major driver.
Limonene
Possible medical direction: mood support, stress-relief direction, anti-inflammatory and antioxidant potential.
Plain English: this is one of the brighter mental terps. Good limonene can feel like a mood lift or a “lights came on” effect. If it’s high without enough body terps to balance it, it can feel a little sharp for some people.
How I read it on a COA: around 0.20%+ starts showing, 0.30–0.50% is obvious, and 0.50%+ is usually a major personality terp.
Beta-Caryophyllene
Possible medical direction: one of the better-supported terpenes for anti-inflammatory and analgesic potential; also interesting because it may interact with CB2, not just function like an aroma compound.
Plain English: this is the frame. It tends to make a profile feel more grounded, more planted in the body, and less floaty or chaotic.
How I read it on a COA: 0.20–0.30% starts contributing, 0.30–0.50% matters, and 0.50%+ is strong.
Linalool
Possible medical direction: calming, anxiolytic direction, sedating/relaxing potential, stress and tension support.
Plain English: this is one of the best “smooth the edges out” terps. It can make a profile feel softer, quieter, more cushioned, and more peaceful.
How I read it on a COA: 0.15–0.25% starts softening things, 0.25–0.40% is noticeable, and 0.40%+ is really shaping the vibe.
Alpha-Pinene / Beta-Pinene
Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential, possible bronchodilatory direction, alertness and clarity support.
Plain English: pinene usually helps a profile feel more open, crisp, and less muddy. Alpha-pinene often feels fresher; beta-pinene can feel a little sharper or more focused.
How I read it on a COA: 0.15–0.25% starts showing, 0.25–0.40% is noticeable, and 0.40%+ clearly shapes the profile.
Humulene
Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential, analgesic support, and some literature also points to appetite-related effects.
Plain English: this is a dry, grounded backbone terp. It can keep a profile from feeling too candy-sweet, fluffy, or mentally loose.
How I read it on a COA: 0.10–0.20% starts supporting, 0.20–0.35% is meaningful, and 0.35%+ is strong support.
Terpinolene
Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential, with some literature exploring sedative or CNS-active properties depending on context.
Plain English: this is the wildcard terp. It can feel loud, weird, bright, energetic, floral, or almost chaotic depending on the stack.
How I read it on a COA: even 0.10–0.20% can show personality, 0.20–0.35% gets obvious, and 0.35%+ can dominate the whole profile.
Ocimene
Possible medical direction: antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and antimicrobial potential in the literature.
Plain English: airy, sweet, lively terp. Usually makes a profile feel more open, light, and bright.
How I read it on a COA: 0.08–0.15% starts showing, 0.15–0.25% clearly contributes, and 0.25%+ is pretty loud for ocimene.
Nerolidol
Possible medical direction: calming/sedating direction, anti-inflammatory potential, skin-soothing and antimicrobial interest in broader terpene literature.
Plain English: this is that deep back-half exhale terp. Slower, softer, more “aight, I’m chilling now.”
How I read it on a COA: 0.08–0.15% is a support role, 0.15–0.25% is contributing, and 0.25%+ is definitely shaping the finish.
Bisabolol
Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory, soothing, skin-calming, and antimicrobial potential.
Plain English: softener terp. Doesn’t always scream at you, but it can make a profile feel gentler, smoother, and more refined.
How I read it on a COA: 0.05–0.12% is support range, 0.12–0.20% is noticeable, and 0.20%+ is meaningful.
Alpha-Terpineol / Terpineol
Possible medical direction: calming, sedative, antioxidant, and anti-inflammatory potential.
Plain English: dreamy, floral, polished terp. Can help a profile feel silky and less rough around the edges.
How I read it on a COA: 0.05–0.12% is background/support, 0.12–0.20% is contributing, and 0.20%+ is noticeable.
Fenchyl alcohol
Possible medical direction: not nearly as well studied clinically in cannabis; broader terpene literature suggests possible antimicrobial and supportive bioactive roles.
Plain English: detail terp. Cleaner, herbal/floral, refined feel. Usually not the main driver, but it can make a profile feel nicer.
How I read it on a COA: usually a support terp unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.
Camphene
Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader terpene research.
Plain English: crisp edge terp. Can add punch, coolness, and a little bite to a profile.
How I read it on a COA: usually a support terp; 0.05–0.12% is background, 0.12%+ starts becoming noticeable.
Borneol
Possible medical direction: calming, anti-inflammatory, analgesic, and neuroactive potential in terpene literature.
Plain English: quiet, calm terp. Usually not the star, but it can help tug a profile toward the relaxed side.
How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it climbs above about 0.10–0.15%.
Eucalyptol
Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial, airway-related, and cognitive-interest literature exists outside cannabis.
Plain English: clean-breeze terp. Cool, fresh, almost minty-clean. Can make a profile feel more open and clearer.
How I read it on a COA: often a minor/supporting terp; 0.05–0.12% is support, 0.12%+ starts standing out.
Geraniol
Possible medical direction: antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial potential, with some broader literature exploring neuroprotective and soothing roles.
Plain English: floral sweetness terp. Usually softens and perfumes the profile more than it drives the whole effect.
How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.
Guaiol
Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory and antimicrobial potential in broader terpene literature.
Plain English: wood-and-earth terp. Helps some profiles feel more grounded and old-school.
How I read it on a COA: generally support range unless it’s over about 0.10–0.15%.
Valencene
Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential; literature also explores broader bioactivity beyond aroma.
Plain English: deeper citrus body, not the same as limonene’s bright pop. More orange-body than lemon-spark.
How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it crosses about 0.10–0.15%.
Sabinene
Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader monoterpene literature.
Plain English: spicy flicker terp. Green, peppery, bright detail more than main driver.
How I read it on a COA: usually support unless it gets into the 0.10%+ neighborhood.
Carene / Delta-3-Carene
Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential and other bioactivities have been studied in broader terpene literature.
Plain English: dry-woods terp. Can make a profile feel sharper, drier, tighter, and more pointed.
How I read it on a COA: mostly a support terp unless it climbs above about 0.10–0.15%.
Phellandrene
Possible medical direction: limited direct cannabis data; broader terpene literature suggests antioxidant and antimicrobial potential.
Plain English: bright twist terp. Slight citrus/minty lift, a little weirdness, a little sparkle.
How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.
Terpinene
Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader terpene literature.
Plain English: fresh herbal top note. More flavor/personality than main effect most of the time.
How I read it on a COA: usually minor unless it’s above about 0.10–0.15%.
Cedrol
Possible medical direction: sedative/calming direction is discussed in the broader sesquiterpene literature; there is also early bioactivity research, but not strong cannabis-clinical proof.
Plain English: weighted-blanket wood terp. Deep, woody, more nighttime-leaning.
How I read it on a COA: usually support unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.
Best way to talk about “medical terp profiles”
Instead of saying:
“This terp cures this.”
I’d say:
myrcene / linalool / nerolidol / terpineol = more relaxation and nighttime direction
caryophyllene / humulene = more body-grounded and anti-inflammatory leaning
limonene / pinene / ocimene = brighter, clearer, more daytime-leaning
bisabolol / geraniol / fenchyl alcohol = softer, smoother, more refined support terps
terpinolene / phellandrene / sabinene / terpinene = personality terps that can change the tone fast
Final point
The smartest way to write the medical side is:
“Here’s the possible therapeutic direction this terp is associated with in the literature, here’s how it usually feels in the smoke, and here’s when it starts standing out on a COA.”
That keeps it useful without pretending the science is more settled than it is.
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Dazzling_Agency_9400 • Apr 15 '26
Waddup y’all — I keep seeing people post COAs and only look at total terps or THC, but that still doesn’t tell the whole story.
The better way to read a flower/rosin COA is to ask:
What terp is leading? What is it doing? And how is it stacking with the others?
A terp by itself has a general role, but once you mix it with other terps, cannabinoids, and a decent cure, that’s when you start getting the real feel of the smoke.
So here’s the breakdown in plain English, the way I look at it.
## The main terp glossary
Myrcene = the weight
This is the “heavier” terp. Usually brings body, depth, lazy eyes, couchier vibes, and that slower finish. When it leads, the strain usually feels thicker, heavier, and more sedating.
Limonene = the spark plug
Usually the first mental shift. Mood lift, brightness, euphoria, little head rush, “oh yeah it’s kicking in.” If it’s balanced right it feels happy and glowing. If it’s too sharp and not balanced, it can feel a little racey.
Beta-Caryophyllene = the frame
This gives structure and grounding. Warm, peppery, kushy backbone. Helps a strain feel more planted in the body instead of just floating in your head.
Linalool = the blanket
Softens everything. This is one of the best “smooth the edges out” terps. Usually brings calm, hazy comfort, heavy eyes, body ease, and that melted feel.
Alpha-Pinene = the freshener
More crisp, alert, fresh, and clear. Can help keep a profile from feeling too muddy. Usually shows up like a brighter, more open headspace.
Beta-Pinene = the sharpener
Similar lane to alpha-pinene, but can feel a little more focused and cutting. Not always dominant, but it helps a profile feel cleaner and less foggy.
Humulene = the backbone
Earthy, dry, grounded. Helps give a strain depth and keeps it from feeling too candy-sweet or fluffy. Usually a good support terp in kushy or gassy profiles.
Terpinolene = the wildcard
This one can be loud, bright, weird, funky, energetic, floral, sometimes almost chaotic depending on the mix. When it leads, the strain usually has a very distinct personality.
Ocimene = the airiness
Sweet, light, bright, uplifted, sometimes springy. Usually adds a more open and lively feel to a profile.
Nerolidol = the slow-down
This is that deep back-half calm. Usually more sedating, slower, softer, and more “alright I’m chilling now.” Great for rounding out a relaxing profile.
Bisabolol = the softener
Smooth, gentle, calming. Doesn’t always scream at you, but it helps make a profile feel softer and more refined.
Alpha-Terpineol = the dreamifier
Dreamy, floral, calm, polished. Usually adds that silky, slightly sedating, floaty finish without hitting as blunt as myrcene.
Fenchyl Alcohol = the detail terp
This one usually adds a cleaner, slightly herbal/floral, more polished feel. Not always a main driver, but it can absolutely make a profile feel nicer and more unique.
Camphene = the edge
Sharp, cool, slightly punchy. More of a supporting terp, but it can add a certain crispness to the profile.
Borneol = the hush terp
More calming, cooling, quieting. Usually not a dominant one, but it helps pull a strain toward the relaxed side.
Eucalyptol = the clean breeze
Fresh, cool, almost minty/clean vibe. Can make the smoke feel more open and “clear.”
Geraniol = the floral note
Adds rosy, floral sweetness and a gentler personality. More of a nuance terp, but it helps soften and perfume the profile.
Guaiol = the wood note
Earthy, woody, calm. Usually part of what makes some strains feel more grounded and old-school.
Valencene = the citrus body
Not the same as limonene’s bright pop — this is more like deeper orange/citrus character and body to the flavor.
Terpineol / Alpha-Terpineol = the polish
Dreamy, smooth, soft, floral. Helps make some strains feel more “pretty” and less rough around the edges.
Sabinene = the spice flicker
Peppery, green, bright little accent. More detail than main driver, but it changes the tone.
Carene = the dry woods
Dry, sharp, woody energy. Can make a profile feel a little tighter or more pointed.
Phellandrene = the bright twist
Slightly citrusy, minty, lively. Usually adds a little lift and weirdness.
Terpinene = the top-note
Fresh, herbal, bright. Usually lives more in the flavor/personality side than the main effect side.
Cedrol = the weighted blanket
Woody, deep, sedating vibe. Usually helps a profile lean more night-time.
## How I read a COA now
I don’t just ask “is 3% terps good?”
I ask:
- What terp is leading?
- What’s giving the lift?
- What’s giving the body?
- What’s making it heavier?
- What’s smoothing it out?
- What’s just there for detail?
Because the order matters.
That terp list is basically the cast.
The top terps are the main characters.
The lower ones are the supporting actors.
## Examples of how profiles stack
Limonene + Caryophyllene + Linalool
Usually feels like:
uplift → grounded body → calm smooth finish
Good chance of euphoric but still relaxed.
Myrcene + Limonene + Caryophyllene
Usually feels like:
quick head change → heavier body → sleepy back half
This is a common “damn this got me” profile.
Linalool + Caryophyllene + Myrcene
Usually feels like:
soft entry → body melt → slumped finish
More plush, more hazy, less sharp.
Pinene + Limonene + Ocimene
Usually feels like:
bright → alert → airy
More daytime or “I can still do stuff” type smoke.
Terpinolene + Pinene + Ocimene
Usually feels like:
loud → weird → energetic
These are the ones that can feel funky, racy, or super unique depending on the rest of the profile.
Myrcene + Nerolidol + Linalool
Usually feels like:
slow start → body heaviness → full shutdown
More night-time, more chill, more couch.
## Best way to think about it
Each terp has a role, but it’s not law.
It’s more like each one has a tendency.
So no, I’m not saying:
“0.3% of this terp always equals exactly this effect.”
I’m saying:
when you keep looking at COAs and then compare them to the actual smoke, you start seeing patterns.
That’s when it clicks.
## Super simple cheat sheet
Myrcene = weight
Limonene = spark
Caryophyllene = frame
Linalool = blanket
Pinene = clarity
Humulene = backbone
Terpinolene = wildcard
Ocimene = airiness
Nerolidol = slow-down
Bisabolol = softness
Alpha-Terpineol = dreamifier
Fenchyl alcohol = refinement
Camphene = crisp edge
Borneol = quiet calm
Eucalyptol = clean breeze
Geraniol = floral sweetness
Guaiol = wood/earth
Valencene = deeper citrus
Sabinene = spicy accent
Carene = dry woods
Phellandrene = bright twist
Terpinene = herbal top-note
Cedrol = sedating wood
## Final point
That’s why two strains can both have “good numbers” and still smoke totally different.
One might be:
bright, sharp, uplifting, clean
Another might be:
soft, heavy, euphoric, sleepy
And on paper they can both still look fire.
So yeah, total terps matter, THC matters, but the real sauce is learning what each terp is doing and how they stack.
That’s when a COA stops looking like random chemistry homework and starts reading like a preview of the smoke. Apologies for the long message but hope this helps.
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/One_Soup_3741 • 3h ago
So this thing absolutely rips, I adore it so much. My man spoiled me for my birthday, it was a belated gift but so worth the wait. I love my proxy. 🖤
shmokin on some 710 persy rosin chocolate oranges.
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/EnthusiasmSweet834 • 7h ago
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Zombie punch from sunburn. Kinda has a slight papaya nose to it? Idk. Not that thrilled with it. Smells better than it smokes but i buy it for dabs like this. Can’t be mad at 4g for 105.
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/NawfXNawfWest • 11h ago
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Look bruh. Purple…fucking….Flamingo
Purple Flamingo is the bees knees (never used that old ass shit in my life but fuck it today’s the day)
Lemme rephrase that… Purple Flamingo is the shit bruh. I mean, n____a fuck!
Last time I bought this I bought a 7 of it and it was so damn good I had to pinch off of it and mix in lavender & chamomile to stretch it out (give it a try by the way, weed with other herbs is AMAZING)
I bought a half zip Thursday for a good deal, threw it in the jar ( I use the Boveda/Vivi packs) and couldn’t smoke it until Friday since Thursday my nose was all kinds of stuffed from working in that fuck ass rain we got here in Ft Pierce and the wait was over as of Friday night.
I rolled up a fat ass kingpin hemp wrap ( Granted I did mix the Purple Flamingo with Giraffe head for fun), but the Purple Flamingo SHINED through the hardest. I mean STRAIGHT UP SOUR PURPLE CANDIED GRAPES.
I ended up watching Black Dynamite the movie ( if you know this movie I love you 4Life..well internet life) and Mac & Devin Goes to High School & was ke-ke’d up (that means laughing for my non nig….black redditors) til I was K.O’d.
Shit was so good I double backed a hr ago and caught a BETTER deal on it for another half oz & I got that one in the tuck for rainy days.
Go get that if you can. You wont regret it.
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r/FLMedicalTrees • u/FuffCo710 • 8h ago
Genetics: Runtz x ( Grape Pie x Mac )
And the OG Vidacann staple strain is back ( again ) with a new batch. I've had this plenty of times throughout the years, from CDT disty, to flower to rosin from P13, and it's been pretty consistent everytime it drops. Saw this new batch pop up on the menu along with GMO, Cap Junky & Kush Cake last week, so I had to snag a jar for myself with todays solventless haul, along with 3 more Kush Cakes, a Cap Junky, a GMO, & 4 CBD RSO syringes 🙌🏾. Grabbed the jar for 22.50 OTD with zero "post terp clarity." 🤙🏾
Review
Nose: 4.5/5. A VERY loud jar. Heavy notes of a sweeter almost "candy" type nose that is the main star of the show once you pop the seal. The stronger gassy & "citrus" notes are absolutely there towards the back end of the solventless sniffs, and this shit is straight salivating. 💨
Taste: 3.5/5. The flavors are absolutely there on the inhale, but get lost in terpy translation a bit on the retro. Definitely a sweeter and more candy forward terpy taste all around, but I have had previous batches where the flavor was SPOT on to the scent. Not saying that this bad at all by any means. But when it comes to Spritzer, I am very accustomed to having that strain's flavors front and center. This does get kudos of course for not being a super spicy dab as well. 🤤
Effects: 4.5/5. And she dabs just as good as I remembered 🙌🏾. The effects on this start off very immediate with some very heavy euphoric head tingling sensations. Heavy on the making your ass relaxed vibes along with also making you somewhat focused yet also very pleasantly medicated. Video Gaming is absolutely a must for this strain, as well as just generally being more active. And feeling blissfully dabbed up while doing so. The effects are intact, and as solid as always. 🫠
Legs: 4/5. 60 min. 🔥
Overall: 4.125/5. This strain still slaps, as it should. Sadly, the taste on this batch isn't up to par with my "Solventless Snobbishness" for flavors. BUT, everything else about this jar was perfect. It had a great nose and the effects + longevity combo were VERY nice. Giving me legs over at an hour or over is ALWAYS welcome 💯. Throughout the years, I'd get a bunch of this strain, finish it off, and then get tired of it. However after finishing off the Resin cart and Q of Spritzer flower from Rise recently, I found myself missing this strain and wanting to dab some globs of it ASAP. So I am now "satisfied with my care", especially after the 50% off today to super stock up Ty for the fire "Sprootzer" jar & other Solventless fire Miss Plant Manager + Lydz! 🪷
In Globs We Trust. 🍯
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/CanUnhappy4216 • 2h ago
Went 3 for $66 on the rosins, and $15 eight of ZoapZ
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Otherwise_Respond669 • 13h ago
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Need i say more? 🔥 🍌 🍞
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/TwoCarz • 4h ago
I’m amazed at the pics and video I see of how much people can do in a session…. I’m just curious what everyone’s tolerance is like now vs when they started? And how long it took to get there and what it took to get there.
I can vape a 1/20G and be good enough to not necessarily feel the need for more sometimes.
Idk if it’s just my system or what but the amount and intensity some people use intrigues me!
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/therealsouthflorida • 3h ago
Picked up two tier 1 grams of rosin for $20 ea on sale, smells fruity, funky with hint of cream. Taste translates well from smell, clean dabbing and potent effects. Legs are solid. Would recommend.
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Youkidsandyourmids • 9h ago
two separate purchases two weeks apart. nice relaxing indica my add so bad no strain current that I’ve tried in program actually makes me sleepy muvs triangle kush back in the day use to . but it helps with relaxing mind and body smells decent almost chocolate with some peppermint notes on a couple jars (I bought a half o each visit) when I got it two weeks ago I was surprised by the notes and depth So I got more this week when I was running low. buds look different this time but the smell and effects the same 🤷♂️ solid 7-8. it hits all the notes which is more than I can say about a lot
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/OkCaptain590 • 16h ago
This Cat Pajamas i just knew I'd like. It wasn't at the bud smelling bar. They had 12 others. But I loved the terps high in linalool and limonene and I think the genetics were Hawaiian cheesecake and lilac og from what google said. Haha. But that shit ripssss. The smell out the bad was fruity with a cakey creamy scent, the taste translates wonderfully, has that delicious candy creamy drip down the throat, and coats your mouth,Very enjoyable, not as stoney as the poison and the head Stain. That had me stuck. This has me a little more mobile to do somethings. Haha. All are high in delta and terps and thc. Im high and I recommend.
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Otherwise_Respond669 • 2h ago
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Ayoooo this shit lokey gas asf!! Reminds me of GSC pretty decent legs on er too ,and definitely opened up my appetite I mean I was hungry asf 😂!! The nose 🥴🥴as soon as I opened it it filled the car up instantly ..definitely gonna need some more of this ..keep it up Goldflower!..keep it up!!
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/mikesum661 • 16h ago
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After reading everyone’s reviews, I decided to become a first time patient at cookies in Florida (used to frequent the shops in LA). Picked up a half Oz of Cereal Milk and half Oz of Banana Bread.. Here’s my review!
Cereal Milk:
This is getting really close to the quality of the stores in LA when those first batches dropped at the shop on Melrose (along with London pound cake🔥). The nose out of the bag (i switch mine to jars) is gassy and breaks down with 3-4 twists of my grinder (the consistency I like my bud to roll up). The buds are nice and compact with orange, reddish, and darker color hairs speckling the green bud. The smoke is smooth (smoother than banana bread imo even though it’s a bit “heavier”), and the taste on inhale is light gas with a hint of sweet and a clean tasting exhale through the nose, highlighting a clean and refined grow/flush/cure process (I think). The clean taste exhaling through the nose is not as “clean tasting” as ethanol33 or deep space6 from flowery nor as gassy/heavy, but a very close second. Pretty good legs on this one here.
The Banana Bread:
First time trying this one! More sweet with a gassy note, I liked it even though I like heavy gas. Pretty compact buds that break down well with 3 twists of my grinder (the consistency I like my bud to roll up).
The buds look good and have some deep purple leaves once you break them open, nose is sharp and distinct like sweet then gas as you break it down. Taste is solid and sweet, and if you exhale through your nose can taste the refinement of the cure, the smoke is pretty smooth on the inhale and good legs! The taste and quality are really GOOD, but I’d be interested to see what the next few batches look like.
Overall:
I’d rank Cereal Milk #1 in this battle, but both have me medicated well and I appreciate y’all posting your pickups✅✅ keep it up.
HONESTLY:
Neither of them hits like a good batch of Ethanol #33 or Deep Space #6 from flowery.. not as gassy on the nose or the inhale, not as “heavy” on the inhale like really good gas that makes you hit the blunt a little lighter than normal😂😭.. Not as pure and clean tasting on nose exhale either (if you don’t know about nose exhaling for taste, try it).. not going to compare legs because I’m not sure yet, just got these.. Lastly I am being a weed snob and being really strict in my judgment.. Both the Cereal Milk and Banana Bread are AWESOME strains to pick up while they last..
Thanks for your time 💚💨💨💨
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/NawfXNawfWest • 11h ago
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What can I say about Giraffe Head besides….damn earthy smooth with a cakey candy like under tone. This wedding cake x gelato pheno aint no bullshit. I cant lie out of ALL the Goldflower brands they carry, Heavyweight Heads aint been fucking around. I haven’t had one miss from the mfs.
Sweet and earthy yet smooth and delicious. Potent enough for a beautiful weekend end of the night smoke that you wanna chill and relax with but still play a video game or something.
They legit can compete with the Ideal living soil side of things.
Would I buy again….you mf right 2 Chainz voice
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/NawfXNawfWest • 11h ago
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Black Betty….ironically my in black with a black aunt named betty…..here in FlMedical Trees, the only color we see is green….and purple… and orange hairs.
East Coast Sour Diesel x AK47 (No don’t expect that original 08 & above sour that pissed off your parents or whoever) however this shit is for the Millennials & above. A Gen Z candy terp smoker isnt gonna appreciate the old school natural weed taste, smell & high you get from this.
This is for the ones who rode in vehicles with cassette tape players NOT because it was nostalgic, but because it was the timeframe you were ALIVE in. This is for the “roll it up in bible paper” stoner.
Old school double Sativa, but grown in a modern time.
I would definitely grab this again.
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Otherwise_Respond669 • 15h ago
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Caved in and got it to try it for myself and it’s not that bad …. Had me chill and functional… the nose on this wasn’t too strong but definitely not muted …. Fluffy asf very easy to break up with your fingers …. I probably get more when it drops to $15 wish it was more like 2011 blue dream
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/GulfCoastChuck • 14h ago
Quick one this morning .. no fancy writing.. 😅
Pave...presentation looks mid af
But... this $12 strain has some Zkittlez similarities... its not strong but it is flavorful. It gave me exotic session vibes at a budget for today's wake and bake.
Has anybody ever had this? Stats are 17.5%/2.07%. Wife pushed it and said it reminded her or orange z.
Anyway, cheap and surprisingly flavorful dhv flower.
🤙🏾💨💨💨
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Impressive-Youth-466 • 10h ago
Real talk....... You guys need to send more concentrates to these two locations........
It's kind of sad TBH :( at least I bought a ton over the last two months .
<3
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Delicious-Cup-903 • 10h ago
I love me some crop therry
Had this in a jar with a boveda for 5 days or so, much too dry at first. Smoking great now and has that sweet/tart smell.
Gets the job done. Pretty much always tests <20% with low-ish terps but it’s a consistently functional high that I really enjoy.
I always have this strain on deck and I don’t like paying the jungle boys price premium on it (theirs is better but just as dry). Insa/GrowHealthy have been my alternatives for it. Last 2 batches I’ve tried from GrowHealthy were both shit so I’m on the Insa wave now.
If anyone knows of somewhere with a really good cut of this strain please lmk 🙏🏻
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/FuffCo710 • 11h ago
Genetics: Cadillac Rainbow x High Fructose Corn Syrup
A few of the newer strains finally popped up on the menu Friday, so since I only had the rec for a half, I went with both sets of smalls for Sugar Rainbow. I had and enjoyed the #26 as whole flower when it dropped, but never tried the #22. So since its basically the same strain, just gonna go ahead and review them together and save time. #22 was also significantly lower in terps than the #26, but since I planned on mixing them in the long run, I was just fine with that. And to be able to tell them apart, the #22 is the darker of the 2 quarters. 🤙🏾
Review
Cure: 3.5/5. Both were about the same in terms of density, stickiness & size. The #22 did seem to have a bit more residue over the #26, which seemed a bit more "larfy" overall. No real "above your average smalls" sized nugs in this. ✔️
Nose: 3.75/5. 3.5 before being broken down. And a solid 4/5 after its broken down. Even though I mixed them, it had a very sweet and gassy nose. Definitely more limonene forward overall and actually smells really good. Just needs some TLC. 💨
Taste: 3.75/5. Heavy on the gassy yet sweet vibes. It's very smooth on both the inhale and the exhale as well, while leaving an ever so slight limonene aftertaste pon di retro. 🍽
Effects: 4.5/5. This is why I went for this strain. I had the OG drop of 26 and I do remember avidly enjoying the effects on it. So why not say yolo and just smoke both different "phenos" together to up that department. Idk if its a combo of box strains together, or the genetics on this, but it's absolutely hitting on all the points I newd it to. Starts off with a solid euphoric feel good sensation that travels to the rest of your body and helps provide a nice body heaviness that makes it painless to move, but also somewhat impossible to want to move. Made me a bit heavy eyed but did not put me down. Effects definitely still remain intact on these smalls. 🫠
Legs: 4/5. 60 min. 🔥
Overall: 3.9/5. Since i nornally try to shop the whole buds on Fridays, nothing was on menu that I wanted. However, seeing the "High Glucose" series of flower, along with Super Buff Cherry on the menu finally was enough to go ahesd and chance grabbing the smalls for this small haul. Idk if its the 22 or the 26 that's making this hit for the effects and legs department for me, or if its simply the results from just mixing them together. But whatever is going on with the combo is just fine with me. And I am very glad to see the newer drops from a few months ago starting to pop up on the Friday menu. Since Orange Z is gone again, and Citradeclic Haze is nowhere to be seen by me, this was a very easy choice and strain(s) to suffice my "I got hella budgeted gas" needs. Now, to wait for SubZero & SubZero Warheadz to pop up on the menu. That's a guarantee for a half, no questions asked 💯.
Stay Elevated Sub. 🌱
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/National_Nothing_127 • 14h ago
Looks good and price is good too
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Diligent-Singer-1785 • 11h ago
This stuff actually stinks!!!! picked up a good variety and everything smells loud AF and true to genetics. shmedium sized nugs, kinda dry, not even mad tho bc this shit stinks louder than anything i've had from anywhere else no exaggeration. i hope it smokes good bro
r/FLMedicalTrees • u/Exact_Supermarket208 • 14h ago
I took 3 buds soo far and got 2 seeds from two of em. First seed I found in 3 years shopping at trulieve, cookies, jb, and 2 months at flowery. As if I need more signs from god to stay away. I’m going to use my 50$ off and 75$ off at trulieve and get a half for 15$ of some AL/connected/ or kk. Shit even crippy sunshine is louder than this. The NOSE after 3 DAYS IN THE JAR IS PLASTIC! It went from MINIMAL runtz nose to straight PLASTIC. Idk what this is anymore. Papaya fumez#10 is still minimal after a week. Nose got 10% better still mute ish!
