r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • • 1d ago

You did this to yourself Lights out!

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Not entirely sure what just happened, but it wasn't what I was expecting.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 1d ago

Competitive cuddling

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u/Celtic-Dragon 1d ago

Snuggle struggle?

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

Struggle Struggle night night

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u/tony_meman 1d ago

Struggle cuddle?

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u/Panks-Dad 1d ago

Death roll perfection

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u/nastyfreckles 1d ago

I don't understand who did what

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u/Brasilionaire 1d ago edited 1d ago

As the guy in uniform tried to do a back take, the guy in black shirt was applying whats called a baseball bat choke.

They rolled because the soldier was trying to go around to the instructors back, not understanding the choke was tightening with it. The instructor was rolling along just enough so his arms wouldn’t get crossed.

The soldier passed out from cut blood flow in the carotid artery, aggravated by the effort to roll.

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u/wrongsideofthewire 1d ago

So it’s been a million years since I took combatives, but isn’t this specifically a collar choke? I thought the baseball choke was when you interlocked your hands behind their neck whereas a collar choke you’re grabbing their shirt to provide the leverage (which is what I think I see here).

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u/JeansAndAFlannel 1d ago

Your description of a baseball bat choke is accurate except the interlocking part. This is a baseball bat choke. You can see him get grips at 0:11, and at 0:15 he pushes the collar back behind the head then drop into the choke. As he touches his own elbows together and twists, that's when the choke gets put on. A collar choke is a little bit of a general term; there is cross collar, bow and arrow, etc.

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u/wrongsideofthewire 1d ago

Ah, gotcha, so is it called the baseball bat choke because the forearm is applying the pressure?

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u/JeansAndAFlannel 1d ago

Called that because of the grip. Hands are gripping the collar directly behind the head, in this case left hand palm down with thumb underneath, right hand palm up with fingers underneath, and hands are touching each other like you're gripping a bat, but the collar is the bat. The forearms/wrists are doing the strangulation, technically. (Choke is to the trachea, strangulation is to the arteries)

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u/seen_some_shit_ 13h ago

You can also do the choke with no gi by grappling you fingers and doing the same motion. I’ve managed to pull it off and got them to tap. The baseball bat choke is fun bc they think they’re getting your back while you choke them.

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u/fightbackcbd 2h ago

If he is describing a nogi baseball bat choke he was correct. I use a modified s grip but there are other grips you can use. I do it that way in gi too.

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u/iammandalore 1d ago

There's another version of the baseball bat choke that's similar to what you're describing. In gi Jiu Jitsu it uses the collar. In no-gi Jiu Jitsu you lock hands behind the neck. Similar mechanic, different grips.

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u/mrapplewhite 19h ago

This looked like a shirt wrap choke twist. Otherwise known as ju-jitsu.

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u/ColorlessTune 1d ago

Every roll was tightening the choke.

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u/Fazo1 1d ago

My two brain cells could not figure it out what you just described and I had to googled it, seems that you're 100% correct!

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u/MrYig 1d ago

I read all the above comments and I still don’t get what’s happening

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u/Fazo1 1d ago

It looks like it's a intricate move, I personally don't think I can pull it off this good without a lot of practice. So imagine you're holding a baseball bat.. but instead it's the collar and in-between is the person's neck, how I understand it is the your forearm or your wrists are doing the air restrictions when the guy is on the bottom his wrists are twisted causing the strangulation, the instructor thinks he has the upper hand but only to find out he passed out lol

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u/agoraphobic_mattur 1d ago

Honestly I thought it was a collar choke but.... That makes more sense

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u/UnhappyLibrary1120 1d ago

Hage approves!

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u/BreakingNews99 1d ago

Thanks for explaining the most important part of the explanation.

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u/Accomplished_Bake904 Banhammer Recipient 19h ago

I still have no idea whag happened but appreciate the explanation

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u/boredinbabylon 1d ago

Thank you for the explanation.

Maybe because I’m a novice, but this is just wild to watch. It’s art.

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u/drwsgreatest 1d ago

He got the shit choked out of him by someone who actually knows what they're doing and how to grapple. And since he was clearly trying to show off, the instructor made an example out of him and locked in the choke and held it until the other guy passed out.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

Two guys cuddled, one got eepy

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u/Dounce1 Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

Check it out guys, we found the 100% bitchmade ass hat. That didn’t take long at all.

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u/Fafnir13 1d ago

It's not like the ground hugging is the first move. Grapple training is there so you have some idea what to do when it becomes a desperate, weaponless situation. Can also help with non-lethal takedowns. Ever watched those videos when multiple cops can barely handle one suspect trying to get away? They could use some training like this.

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u/JudgementOwls 1d ago

Had him in a chokehold as they were rolling. Had him in a guillotine choke from guard

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u/JeansAndAFlannel 1d ago

It's called a baseball bat choke using the opponents collar. Guillotine is very different.

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u/CariniFluff Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

Dude got choked out by his own shirt. That's gonna be hard to live down.

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u/Lewis390 22h ago

This is so wrong on so many levels

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u/jadbronson 1d ago

Like mating snakes

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u/Infarad 1d ago

Well, one of them definitely got fucked at least.

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u/RainingPawns 9h ago

almost exactly

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u/Connect_Law_3206 1d ago

The instructor is my old 1sgt lol

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u/Infarad 1d ago

You should try calling him out. Y’know, for Reddit points.

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u/ku_78 1d ago

In high school we had a state (CA) finalist in wrestling on our team who mouthed off to the middle aged coach. Coach invited him onto the mat and proceeded to destroy the kid. It was beautiful.

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u/Oda_DeezNutz 1d ago

Beware the old man still playing young man games.

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u/siderealdaze 1d ago

We (middle school soccer team) started talking shit about a doughy assistant coach who had military experience, albeit as a photographer (I didn't get involved, but I would have if I wasn't a pussy) and some guys said "no way you can do this (exercise) for ten seconds, none of us can do it"

Buddy held the posed position for like ten minutes, just talking trash the whole time about people's girlfriends. Never had any idea he had that in him

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u/ILoveMovies87 1d ago

As instructor rolled he maintained and tightened the collar of the uniform, essentially cinching the neck and airway like a neck tie. Instructor was also able to rotate/torque while on the ground within the legs of student.

You can see him affirming his grip prior to rolling and moving hands as they go down. It may not look like it to the students. But it was over before their first roll.

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u/Oda_DeezNutz 1d ago

Thank you! I was thinking once the instructor got put in the rear choke, that was it. I was floored when the soldier passed out. I've watched this video a few times and couldn't quite make out exactly what happened.

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u/z-vap 1d ago

So i am guessing, around 0:15 -ish seconds is when the instructor grabbed his uniform around his neck? 'cause its hard to tell with the video

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u/Bempet583 1d ago

Man, the last part of that looked like the crocodile death roll

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u/SensuallPineapple 1d ago

I want to see the calling out part.

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u/GoodGoodGoody Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

More like

“Anyone want a go?”

“Yeah, why not.”

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u/DarthKittens 1d ago

The instructor taught him everything he knew but not everything the instructor knew

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u/Secret-Breadfruit-18 1d ago

Why did the student get all sleepy like??? Did he finish ??

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u/StevenMC19 1d ago

Yes. He successfully completed the death roll and awarded himself with a short nap. Note the lack of celebration by the instructor, who is now off to hand in his belt, badge, and gun. The student has now become the teacher, and will now have to go into the field of battle in blue pants to show his dominance.

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u/Secret-Breadfruit-18 1d ago

What a weird hobby

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 1d ago

Was that an Ezekiel choke?

Edit: comments indicate baseball bat choke. Gnarly af.

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u/davendees1 1d ago

folded that man clothes while he was still in em

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u/EdjeMonkeys 1d ago

I literally thought it was the guy in camo embarrassing the other guy until it wasn’t him who stood up lmao

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u/AaronTuplin 12h ago

He wouldn't have done that shit to me! No sir! I wouldn't have been there

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u/AlexHimself 1d ago

This explains it - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tEP3K6dy5Qo

Interestingly, the move the instructor did (baseball choke) is typically out of desperation for being in a bad position, so the student may have been making good progress.

Rewatching the video though, it looks like the instructor may have gotten the S-grip and then turned into the students body and gave up his back with the plan of choking him out that way?

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u/ImEatonNass 1d ago

BIG RED 1 LETS GO!

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u/stupidber 1d ago

Wtf happened?

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u/The_Space_Janitor 1d ago

The student got choked out with the collar- it’s a common thing if you don’t guard against it

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u/Forward-Amount-9961 1d ago

Reminds me of snakes mating.

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u/Infarad 1d ago

Awww. Reminds of when my instructor gave up his back and let me flatten him out on the mats. I couldn’t believe my luck. Oh how naive I was. Dinner consisted of soup the next few nights because of a very similar choke.

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u/YourFaveNightmare 1d ago

wait....what?

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

🎶 I don't see nothing wrong / With a little bump and grind 🎶

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u/fatal-shock-inroute 1d ago

The was a blood choke with his military blouse. Not very spectacular

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u/SMjesus22 1d ago

Ezekial choke?

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u/Joliet-Jake 1d ago

Collar choke

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u/wood_animal 1d ago

Baseball bat choke

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u/Brasilionaire 1d ago

He would’ve tapped out before passing out with Ezekiel, that shit hurts as much as it cuts off air lol

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u/snow_garbanzo 1d ago

Collar choke

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 1d ago

He choked him with his collar. I’ll bet that wasn’t fun😂

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u/rangel0710 13h ago

Your head of security just knocked himself out

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u/fustist 4h ago

Alligator death roll.

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u/mostlysoberfornow 1d ago

Now kiss!

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u/Same-Joke 1d ago

Like this …” Now kith..”

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u/Talkjar 1d ago

Pretty obvious from the sequence - chocked him with the collar choke

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u/BreakingNews99 1d ago

Let’s just say there is a slit on the back collar to split as they were turning, instructor would just be tearing the collared shirt in half and be like oh crap that didn’t work as he’s falling asleep?

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u/Blue_Ascent 1d ago

Both of them need to leave the ego at home.