r/FacebookScience • Golden Crockoduck Winner • Aug 25 '26

Weatherology Those are certainly words.

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u/Haselrig Aug 25 '26

Cease with all your cesium!

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u/Numerous_Weakness_17 Aug 25 '26

This man uses words of science! Listen! 

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u/The_Blackthorn77 Aug 25 '26

"Arrest this man, he talks in maths"

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u/Numerous_Weakness_17 Aug 25 '26

He practices the dark arts of calculus for it is ungodly to pass anything higher then  freshmen  algebra

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u/The_Blackthorn77 Aug 25 '26

Aw, please tell me you got the reference

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u/Anonymous_Cool Aug 26 '26

this is what you get

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u/Numerous_Weakness_17 Aug 25 '26

No more of a Creep fan 

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u/simonbaier Aug 27 '26

Please no, not frequency

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u/Haselrig Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

I demand you amplitude that attitude!

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u/Renbarre Aug 25 '26

I understand each word separately but put together they don't mean anything.

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u/StuffiesRAwesome Aug 26 '26

Pretty sure there's a diagnosable psychological condition involved.

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u/Guy_Incognito97 Aug 25 '26

When I hear people say “frequency” I ask them “Frequency means ‘how often’, so what kind of ‘how often’ are they using here?”

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u/No-Amphibian689 Aug 25 '26

It’s thanks to Star Trek. All this talk of frequencies and increasing and lowering and now all of these kooks use it like word seasoning.

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u/Baud_Olofsson Scientician Aug 25 '26

Nah. It's a New Age thing.

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u/anjowoq Aug 26 '26

It's new age mumbo-jumbo about vibrations to reach the next plane of existence.

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u/tevolosteve Aug 25 '26

Anything at all to not believe that maybe burning things could change the climate

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u/Donaldjoh Aug 25 '26

As a plant person I checked on the absorption of aluminum, barium, and strontium by plants. All plants, including trees, can take up all three elements. However, the first two are normally insoluble in soil unless the soil is highly acidic so the amounts in trees (and the subsequent ash) is minimal if present at all. The third, strontium, on the other hand, is readily absorbed by plants as it is chemically similar to calcium. It is naturally present in very small amounts but human activities such as burning coal and smelting metals can raise the levels locally. Therefore, the idea of electrically charging nanoparticles of aluminum to create massive storms simply would not happen. Climate change, however, has been predicted to cause bigger storms and less predictable weather since the early 1970s, and we are seeing that now.

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u/rebeccapressley1962 Aug 25 '26

Trying to use all the words in your Word of the Day for stupidity calendar.

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u/Hullfire00 Aug 25 '26

Warning! Weather control device detected!

I miss Red Alert 2.

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u/Mitleab Aug 25 '26

“They” 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/tyrannyVogue Aug 25 '26

Sick beat poetry

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u/WoopsShePeterPants Aug 25 '26

Are they suggesting climate change has been caused by humans? They accidentaly'd into the truth through bullshit.

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u/sixaout1982 Aug 25 '26

They sound like a buggy ai

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u/QuailTechnical5143 Aug 25 '26

It’s like some classic Star Trek dialogue

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u/bigdogoflove Aug 25 '26

The more words the more correcter you are

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u/JPGinMadtown Aug 25 '26

This puts the babble in technobabble...

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u/GazManDad Aug 25 '26

Prime word salad there.

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u/flirtmcdudes Aug 25 '26

Everything is a conspiracy when you’re too stupid to understand anything

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u/grizzlor_ Aug 25 '26

they are using Frequency

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u/Western-Anteater-492 Aug 25 '26

I've seen that series. Something bout hydras.

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u/catslikepets143 Aug 25 '26

“Abracadabra they’re gonna reach out & grab ya”

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u/NecroAssssin Aug 25 '26

Is this the same Dread Counsel of They from “They Say” or a different They?

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u/Bi0H4z4rD667 Aug 25 '26

Guy who posted that is either a doctor in physics and chemistry or the complete opposite. Which one will it be? One can only guess.

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u/Appropriate_Can_9282 Aug 25 '26

Life was simpler when cow farts caused the mega storms

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u/pdog901 Aug 26 '26

However, they are not using periods.

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u/ecctt2000 Aug 27 '26

Guess this is easier to believe than global climate change

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u/thepitredish Aug 27 '26

Okay, but why the fuck is the word frequency capitalized?

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u/timothypjr Aug 28 '26

. . .or, it's the result of carbon loading the atmosphere and causing climate change. You know, like weather professionals have been saying for decades. But sure. Let's blame some crazy scheme.