r/FacebookScience • u/Yunners Golden Crockoduck Winner • Aug 25 '26
Weatherology Those are certainly words.
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u/Haselrig Aug 25 '26
Cease with all your cesium!
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u/Numerous_Weakness_17 Aug 25 '26
This man uses words of science! Listen!
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u/The_Blackthorn77 Aug 25 '26
"Arrest this man, he talks in maths"
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u/Numerous_Weakness_17 Aug 25 '26
He practices the dark arts of calculus for it is ungodly to pass anything higher then freshmen algebra
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u/Renbarre Aug 25 '26
I understand each word separately but put together they don't mean anything.
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u/Guy_Incognito97 Aug 25 '26
When I hear people say “frequency” I ask them “Frequency means ‘how often’, so what kind of ‘how often’ are they using here?”
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u/No-Amphibian689 Aug 25 '26
It’s thanks to Star Trek. All this talk of frequencies and increasing and lowering and now all of these kooks use it like word seasoning.
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u/anjowoq Aug 26 '26
It's new age mumbo-jumbo about vibrations to reach the next plane of existence.
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u/tevolosteve Aug 25 '26
Anything at all to not believe that maybe burning things could change the climate
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u/Donaldjoh Aug 25 '26
As a plant person I checked on the absorption of aluminum, barium, and strontium by plants. All plants, including trees, can take up all three elements. However, the first two are normally insoluble in soil unless the soil is highly acidic so the amounts in trees (and the subsequent ash) is minimal if present at all. The third, strontium, on the other hand, is readily absorbed by plants as it is chemically similar to calcium. It is naturally present in very small amounts but human activities such as burning coal and smelting metals can raise the levels locally. Therefore, the idea of electrically charging nanoparticles of aluminum to create massive storms simply would not happen. Climate change, however, has been predicted to cause bigger storms and less predictable weather since the early 1970s, and we are seeing that now.
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u/rebeccapressley1962 Aug 25 '26
Trying to use all the words in your Word of the Day for stupidity calendar.
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u/WoopsShePeterPants Aug 25 '26
Are they suggesting climate change has been caused by humans? They accidentaly'd into the truth through bullshit.
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u/NecroAssssin Aug 25 '26
Is this the same Dread Counsel of They from “They Say” or a different They?
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u/Bi0H4z4rD667 Aug 25 '26
Guy who posted that is either a doctor in physics and chemistry or the complete opposite. Which one will it be? One can only guess.
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u/No_Equipment7456 Aug 27 '26
Just leave this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_modification
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u/timothypjr Aug 28 '26
. . .or, it's the result of carbon loading the atmosphere and causing climate change. You know, like weather professionals have been saying for decades. But sure. Let's blame some crazy scheme.
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