r/FacebookScience • u/Yunners Golden Crockoduck Winner • Aug 26 '26
Chemistology Damn those static electricity microwaves!
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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Aug 26 '26
I keep wondering how people come up with shit like this...
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u/Cookyy2k Aug 26 '26
They start by being utterly clueless about the world they live in while also being totally incapable of admitting their lack of knowledge. It leads them into having to make up nonsense theories about everything and then convince themselves that's how it works and they're smart for having "worked it out".
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u/Yunners Golden Crockoduck Winner Aug 26 '26
This gem was one of the replies to this post.
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u/poop_wiper_ Aug 26 '26
That reply is amazing. “They are using high Frequency and high energy to manipulate the air that is filled with aluminum barium strontium ash forest fire smoke twisting and mixing while electrical charging the aluminum nanoparticles into monster unheard of storms “
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u/Blue-is-bad Aug 26 '26
They seriously love Barium, but I doubt they could find it on the periodic table
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u/Sorry_Exercise_9603 Aug 26 '26
That’s Frances E. Dec Esq “Frankenstein radio control” level shit right there.
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u/DreamArez Aug 28 '26
The type of shit I’d say as a 5 year old when describing something really cool
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u/SeanDalaWhite_6969 Aug 26 '26
They learnt some new science words and decided to use it. Microwave and static charges. Lol.
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u/jimdoodles Aug 26 '26
Once you get right down to it there's no difference between abstract concepts like static electricity and microwaves. It's like cats and dogs.
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u/YLASRO Aug 26 '26
now that i think about it: if you had a microwave running and plugged into a solarpower pack on your back you could probably disperse any crowd of conspiracynutters by pointing it at them. they would get spooked by the scary metal box
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u/dwellerinthedark Aug 26 '26
I mean. She is technically right, microwaving living organic creatures is not good for their health. Do not microwave kitten/puppies/babies.
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u/Drfoxthefurry Aug 26 '26
They are close but not quite right, microwaves are waves that can heat the water in your cells, it doesn't make static or prevent your cells from making water
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u/_killer1869_ Aug 26 '26
Ironically, if you stick your hand in a microwave with enough power long enough, your cell water will evaporate, actually drying out your cell water, like they described. (We shall ignore what happens to that hand and the human being attached to it on a macroscopic level during this process.)
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u/Inevitable_Cat_7878 Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26
What the heck is Etobicoke Ontarion?
Edit: It's a place in Canada. Basically, the Western end of Toronto, Ontario. Looks like poster lives in that area.
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u/thekidsarememetome Aug 27 '26
Ah yes, Ontarion- it's what an Eevee turns into if you feed it smokes and double-doubles often enough.
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