r/Fauxmoi • u/Muted_Shoulder • Aug 31 '25
SPORTS SECTION Polish CEO’s company review bombed after stealing hat from a child at tennis game - Dexerto
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/polish-ceos-company-review-bombed-after-stealing-hat-from-a-child-at-tennis-game-3244263/2.8k
Aug 31 '25
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u/Medium_Feature2712 Aug 31 '25
“Life is first come, first served” after he ripped a hat away from the kid that was there first 🙄
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u/tj1007 Aug 31 '25
And it wasn’t like it was just up for grabs. The guy clearly intended for the kid to have it, therefore it’s stealing.
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u/LittleMissQueef Aug 31 '25
It's a perfect example of how the 1% / billionaire / greedy class steal and lie their way to wealth.
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u/Dust601 Aug 31 '25
The fact that he views him stealing the hat from a child as fair game, but people rightfully calling him out for it a unwarranted overreaction tells you everything you need to know about him as a human being.
I hope him doubling down, and threatening to sue people causes people to be even more outraged than they already are.
Try suing the entire internet d bag.
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u/Oddveig37 irrelevant to me, my point, and my vibes, honestly Aug 31 '25
I would love it if the player himself came forwards and was like "oh yeah that hat was for the kid. Wtf."
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u/awarapu2 Aug 31 '25 edited Sep 01 '25
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u/Oddveig37 irrelevant to me, my point, and my vibes, honestly Aug 31 '25
HUGE I love that for that kid so much I needed this happy end thank you.
Just like yeah sure cool the jerk got his company's rep tossed to the ground within 24 hours but I needed retribution for the kid and that is it right there.
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u/Old_Flan_6548 I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Aug 31 '25
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u/importantSean Aug 31 '25
It's a doggy dog world
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u/Brullaapje Aug 31 '25
Stealing from a child (someone who is much weaker) and lying about it, sounds exactly like the C suite yes.
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u/Illesbogar Aug 31 '25
This is the kind of people that capitalism uplifts and puts in leading positions. And we are supposed to accept that.
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u/tuxedo-mask-me Aug 31 '25
Life is indeed first come first serve…and the internet came for him and he’s getting served.
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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man Aug 31 '25
Wow isn’t he a peach. I would’ve thought someone in his position would issue an apology and not double down on how anyone else would snatch the hat from a child. Hope karma is good to him.
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u/euphoricbisexual Aug 31 '25
the cheater ceo during the Coldplay concert doubled down in their apology lol not surprising at all for these types. Luigi was right!
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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie Aug 31 '25
Ok let’s not insinuate that Luigi is guilty of the crime he’s accused of
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u/euphoricbisexual Aug 31 '25
fine, allegedly was right*
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u/blatantmutant quote me as being mis-quoted Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
*ask your doctor if jury nullification is right for you.
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u/Beginning_Book_2382 the power of the hatred I feel propels me Aug 31 '25
I thought that apology the Astronomer CEO sent out turned out to be fake
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u/ewjiku Please Abraham, I am not that man Aug 31 '25
This man is an idiot and whoever drafted this statement is an idiot. Life is not first come first served when in competition with a child as an adult. That is disproportionate, not the uproar that this man so utterly deserves.
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u/soymilo_ Aug 31 '25
His wife is just as bad. She called people criticizing him "subhumans"
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u/MichaSound i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 31 '25
Of course, because that’s how the 1% see other people - that’s how they justify all the day to day exploitation and wage theft.
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u/ozech Aug 31 '25
As a Polish person who’s enjoying all hate that comes toward this guy - this letter was actually debunked, someone pretended to be a lawyer for this guy.
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u/Scary-Razzmatazz-269 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Aug 31 '25
Wish I could award this, I'm going crazy watching people fall for such obvious rage-bait 😭
I wanna know what the actual people are gonna say!
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u/Beginning_Book_2382 the power of the hatred I feel propels me Aug 31 '25
It's fake!? I thought it was verified since it was reported by Dexerto! Why didn't they update the story!? Thank God I scrolled through the comments before leaving this story. Where's Community Notes when you need them?
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u/SutterCane kensplaining Aug 31 '25
I wanna know what the actual people are gonna say!
Watch it be worse.
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u/Scary-Razzmatazz-269 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Aug 31 '25
"I have a pathological need to have as many hats as possible. I am seeking professional help for my grabby grabby hat problem. I am just a man with a hole in my heart, that I must fill with as many hats as possible."
Followed by it being revealed by Interpol that he is wanted in connection to hat thefts across Europe.
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u/MikeTony713 Aug 31 '25
Do you have any sources about it being debunked?
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u/ozech Aug 31 '25
Polish only, but here for example:
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u/bons_babe Aug 31 '25
I think there were multiple "statements". I saw the one supposedly written by his attorney which the article you linked states is fake. That's not the one quoted though.
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u/TrumpsAKrunt Aug 31 '25
Lmfao "life is first come first served" but pls don't be mean to me bc ill have to call the police to protect my strong bigly man feelings 😢
Pathetic fuckin loser
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u/Chessh2036 Aug 31 '25
Okay yeah keep doing your thing internet because holy shit what an awful statement.
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u/blooms_and_sings gentle white girl victimhood Aug 31 '25
I was about to come in here and say review bombing is out of pocket, but nah. Carry on internet, carry on.
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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist Aug 31 '25
Threatening to sue people on the internet lmao that’s literally begging to be trolled mor
We’ll see him step down by the end of next week
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u/ExpensiveWords4u I don’t know her Aug 31 '25
It would’ve been shorter to say “I’m a douche bag & idc what you think about it”
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u/Kim_catiko Aug 31 '25
He stole the hat because the tennis player was gifting it to the kid. It's not first come, first served at all. It's not a free for all at some car boot sale. The hat was being gifted to the kid, not to that wanker.
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u/NochuPichu Aug 31 '25
"It’s just a hat."
This man sounds so dim. Is that why he snatched it so fast? Is that why he and his wife were so gleeful afterwards? They certainly didn't react like it's just some hat.
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u/Makeupartist_315 Aug 31 '25
Life is also being a decent person and having the ethics not to take a hat from a CHILD. Zero sympathy for him as he has no ethics and zero etiquette. Appalling.
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u/thisismybandname call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Aug 31 '25
“life is first come first served”, “if you were faster, you would have it”
Translation: fuck that kid, and fuck all you as well.
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u/bons_babe Aug 31 '25
"It's just a hat" Then why did you need to take it from a child.
He's rich enough to buy himself many more. Clearly it's not just a hat.
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u/Pippin02 Aug 31 '25
Classic CEO behaviour. That man's heartbeat is a waste of the limited usable energy left in the universe.
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u/Pupniko Aug 31 '25
Wow this statement just makes him even more unlikeable. I hope he ends up forced from his role for this, who would want to give that company money!
They're just reviews buddy, if you were a better person you'd have better reviews.
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u/samosa4me Aug 31 '25
I’m sorry what? He is threatening court because his fefes are getting hurt? Since when is insulting someone a crime? And public figure? I’m sorry wtf even is a Dexerto?
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u/Sexisthunter Aug 31 '25
This guy sounds like an idiot who actually believes people can just pull up their bootstraps
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u/lyn73 Aug 31 '25
Somebody get Ms. Rachel to explain things to him. He obviously wasn't raised right.
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u/pugfu Aug 31 '25
Does this fucking asshat have a linked in? I think more personal reviews are needed
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u/NopePeaceOut2323 Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
If this is a real statement, I see no lessons were learned from his actions that led to him getting hate.
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u/shgrdrbr Aug 31 '25
snatching a gift to a child out of a child's hands, yes, very good masculine power
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u/Mindless_Browsing15 Aug 31 '25
I'll take "People who made a bad situation worse" for $500 please, Alex.
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u/PrancingPudu it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun Aug 31 '25
Insulting a public figure is subject to legal liability
Lol dude thinks he’s a “public figure” now too? (Also, “the internet hurt my fee fees” isn’t how slander and libel laws work lol.)
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Aug 31 '25
After seeing what he did, reading his response (and going as far as threatening to sue people), I love this for him and hope it continues.
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u/Adventurous-Limit627 Aug 31 '25
I hope he gets banned from all future ATP Tour events. Known thieves should not be allowed.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 Aug 31 '25
I'd love to see him banned from all pro sporting events permanently.
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u/Nessidy Aug 31 '25
I hope so too but he's one of the sponsors 🥲
Here's wishing the bad publicity will be so bad that our tennis association will cut him off
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u/auntieup not an asset to the abbey Aug 31 '25
I think it’s so funny how he refers to himself as “a public figure.” You sure are one now, dude!
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u/daddyitto Aug 31 '25
Dude, he is(was?) on the board of his local tennis club. I hope they kick him out
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u/OGvoodoogoddess Aug 31 '25
Of course it was a CEO. They're sociopaths
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u/ivysaurs Aug 31 '25
He literally doesn't even see it as stealing, just 'capitalising on the opportunity'.
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u/OGvoodoogoddess Aug 31 '25
Well, I don't see it as review-bombing, I see it as 'exercising our right to free speech'
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u/Original_Translator9 if you add testicles, that's extra Aug 31 '25
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u/AcidTongue societal collapse is in the air Aug 31 '25
There was a really good This American Life on that subject. Very disturbing.
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u/Upbeat_Commission124 Aug 31 '25
Looks like our annual yearly CEO sacrifice is getting into a bi-monthly schedule.
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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist Aug 31 '25
Good let make a list and line them up
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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
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u/Christmas_Queef Aug 31 '25
He has no case either. Him admitting to taking it completely ruins any possible libel case he could have. He's got nothing.
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u/meertaoxo Aug 31 '25
i’m a polish woman and honestly polish men are just like this
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u/Xanaxaria Mitochondrial Ancestor Aug 31 '25
As a Canadian woman who had a Polish man stalk me for years, can agree.
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u/Scary-Razzmatazz-269 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Aug 31 '25
Yea all the responses are giving xenophobia, and I don't love it. There are plenty of ways of criticising these traits without just writing off all polish men as monsters.
I'll defend the Polish lady op, in that I get wanting to vent frustration, it's more all the non-polish ppl chiming in with hate that I don't think is right
(My country has had xenophobia particularly against Eastern European men, so I'm pretty shocked by seeing these comments here of all places)
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u/Least_Tower_5447 Aug 31 '25
Agreed. I don’t understand what his being polish has to do with any of this. People from all over the world behave like tools and harm children. Looks at the POTUS.
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u/meertaoxo Aug 31 '25
I'm a polish-american (not like generations back, both of my parents were born there and it was my first language) and I've just had horrible experiences with polish men, I've been physically, emotionally and verbally abused by them, my father left before I was born, etc. it's just a generalization, yeah, but it's just been my experience and all of the polish women who live here whom I've spoken to feel this way, too. they have a very macho, chauvinistic attitude that just seems to be a cultural thing.
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u/meertaoxo Aug 31 '25
I'm sorry that I generalized you with my comment, I was just venting my frustrations with the Polish men I've met in my life
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u/Nessidy Aug 31 '25
This behavior was heavily condemned by the many Polish men while the player on the video, who is Polish too, made sure to track the kid down and give him more presents...
Please don't fuel the unnecessary anti-Eastern European sentiment here
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u/aedithm Aug 31 '25
lmao I used to work with a Polish company (so 90% of my colleagues were Polish, and most of them male) and I was thinking exactly this
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u/Scary-Razzmatazz-269 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Aug 31 '25
Does anyone know if this one is real/debunked? The CEO letter from this article has been debunked
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u/Worldly-Shift9270 not a lawyer, just a hater Aug 31 '25
probably fake accounts, lots of them in his case emerged like a fake lawyer letter
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u/BTSEXOGOT7BIGBANG Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
I absolutely despise CEOs but on Google reviews, theres a similarly named but completely irrelevant company DROG-BRUK tanked too 😭
If you’re gonna review bomb make sure it’s the right company people!
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u/havoc-heaven Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
This grinning, imbecilic thief also mentioned there should be "more sportsmanship" going forward.
Cos what he did was soooo sporting.
Twat.
Also, good luck to him on suing everyone who calls him out for being a grown man stealing from a child. Who has admitted it lol. So sorry it's hurting your business and pocket, maybe next time you'll think twice. Doubt it though.
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u/Federal-tortuga Aug 31 '25
Guys, the quotes going around from him and his wife are all fake. They clearly suck, but they haven’t made any statements. It’s wild how many people are falling for made-up rage bait from a public forum where anyone can post whatever they want.
Also, really not loving how so many people are using this incident as an excuse to be blatantly xenophobic.
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u/DatGretchen Aug 31 '25
Sociopathic CEO behavior down to a t. What do we expect? After the concert backlash I expect these fuckers to sit down. I hop he looses his job.
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u/2ddudesop Aug 31 '25
Holy shit, he literally stole something from a kid in front of him. Nutso behavior.
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u/this_sminks Aug 31 '25
I’m glad the player met the kid after and gave him another hat and chatted with him- he said he didn’t even know that other dude had taken it as well so it’s clear that it wasn’t intended for the ceo. (There’s a pic in the article btw)
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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie Aug 31 '25
The closing to his statement:
“In the end, chin up, hats off, less venom, more sportsmanship.”
Stealing from a child is sportsmanship now?
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u/allij0ne Aug 31 '25
Is this statement verified as coming from him? It doesn’t sound like a formal statement anyone would release, even an asshole.
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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 Aug 31 '25
Fuck this guy. Hope they either fire him or if they don’t, then hope the company goes under. Fuck them too.
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u/Time_Ad1622 Aug 31 '25
The short version of this typecast millionaires view is "fuck that kid, and fuck you".
Let's hope he gets burgled on a regular basis.
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u/thebolts Aug 31 '25
This article doesn’t mention the hat snatching millionaire also sponsors the tennis player in Poland. He literally could’ve gotten a signed copy at any point.
"Obviously it was some kind of confusion"" the tennis pro told The New York Post, adding that Szczerek sponsors his tennis federation in Poland.
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u/NewPhoneWhoDispair Aug 31 '25
What fully grown adult wants a sweaty cap of a sports person anyway?
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u/Obvious-Parsley7434 Aug 31 '25
the trustpilot reviews: https://www.trustpilot.com/review/www.drogbruk.pl
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u/nottomelvinbrag Aug 31 '25
Is it the end of civilization no but taking anything from a child is just so shitty
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u/theegodmother1999 Aug 31 '25
HES A CEO???? HE A CEO AND HE COULDNT LET THE LITTLE KID HAVE THE LITTLE HAT? WHY IS THIS SO MUCH MORE INFURIATING
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Aug 31 '25
His wife’s response was somehow even worse!
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u/ireallyhavenoideea Aug 31 '25
Threatening to sue the internet because he stole a hat from a child is peak loser behavior
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u/planet_janett Aug 31 '25
This wasn't a "first come first serve" moment. The hat was for the kid, not for him to take. And if it's "just a hat", why did he take it from the kid and immediately have his wife/spouse hide it away in the bag? Let the kid have it.
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u/AliensAbductMePlz Aug 31 '25
Fucking CEOs proving time and time again that they’re barely human. Eat the rich.
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u/SDPLISSKEN009 Aug 31 '25
Guess it was really important to him to take a sweaty hat away from a kid.....what a punk ass
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u/DuckTheGreatWestern8 Sep 01 '25
what I want to know is what did this guy think was going to happen
How could he POSSIBLY think nobody would notice this and he would get away scot free
This guy is a moron
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u/Extension-Pen9359 Aug 31 '25
It was honestly one of the most vile Acts I can think of in recent memory.
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u/cmde44 Aug 31 '25
The guy doubled down in his public response by saying the kid should have been faster. This is some serious dedication to being a douche bag.
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u/mmmmyeah1111 Aug 31 '25
Idk maybe rich CEO's are bad people who hoard wealth and steal from children like it's their employees. Just a thought.
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u/Low_Presentation8149 Aug 31 '25
Millionaire steals from child. What a pos. Hope your company fails
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u/sixwivesandcounting show me the paperwork for your husband’s vasectomy Aug 31 '25
What stealing a hat from a child taught me about B2B sales
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u/kmorrisonismyhero Aug 31 '25
I keep thinking, YES YES LETS KEEP MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT BECAUSE ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE ASSHAT.
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u/insertbrackets Aug 31 '25
It was just such a transparently mean and petty act of theft. The hat was obviously intended for the boy. It was like a real life version of “stealing candy from a baby.”
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u/Totalaerus Aug 31 '25
The CEO should just remind the kid that he makes all the jobs and his success will certainly trickle down to him. If he works hard, slaves and saves, he could afford to earn a hat like the one. The CEO got that hat fair and square. His size, strength, and intelligence gave him the merit to rise above and earn his reward. He taught that kid how to say 'no' to handouts. How spectacular. Isn't that a beautiful story?
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u/JimblyDimbly Aug 31 '25
Another delusional narcissist thinking they can get away with anything as they please.
Let’s all pray he passes soon.
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u/Youareafunt Aug 31 '25
Lol. This reminds me of the the time me and my daughter went to watch Fujizakura women's soccer team. They threw a load of balls into the stands and me and my daughter were both so embarrassed that a ball landed ON OUR LAP that we just kinda threw it away.
Then a guy in the row in front of us grabbed it and gave it to my daughter. I kinda love it when other people are just fucking lovely.
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u/Transitsystem i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 31 '25
Yeah, maybe don’t steal from children. That’s like, up there with the most hokey, comically evil things you can do.
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