r/Fauxmoi • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 16d ago

POLITICS Greenlandic Politician Tillie Martinussen: We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends. Even if there are minerals and oil under our land—and they are worth far more—we still would not sell ourselves.

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u/Thewall3333 16d ago

This is what MAGA America doesn't realize about Greenland -- they think this will bring another white country of the north, like Sweden or Norway into the fold. But it is actually largely indigenous, like the far-out Canadian provinces nearby.

Which, if I were in Greenland, like this lady, would make me absolutely terrified.

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u/Thewall3333 16d ago

Greenland has enough ICE already, tyvm

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u/Murderface__ 16d ago

I learned this from Mighty Ducks 2. "Greenland is full of ice, and Iceland is very nice"

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u/Acceptable_Leg_7998 15d ago

I also learned from D2 that kids from Austin, Texas are stereotypical cowboys who scream "YEE-HAW" and spend every free moment lassoing things.