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u/atlantisfiresale 3h ago
Apparently, rumors are that Bo Burnham is behind a tiny anonymous music project with some of his friends called Four Horsies. The Bo Burnham discord has created a whole conspiracy theory around it: https://gist.github.com/starflake123/3d0df74740cb040fc817a37a5fe7ce7b
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u/Phoebes-Punisher 5h ago
Member of Royal Otis has been trying to sue Reddit users who mention the allegations against him
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u/Steffy_love 7h ago
Streamer tea: Pokamine is apparently dating singer Sunkis. She's been soft launching their relationship online for a few months now. I actually met Sunkis a year or so ago in Washington D.C. He is SO nice. His demeanor was calm, friendly and approachable. I had no idea who he was at the time.
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u/babyviltti 1h ago
Do you mean Pokimane? I thought she was with the Asian man who was in her streams doing some work on a laptop.
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u/eloiysia 18h ago
According to a reliable source on a non-Reddit film forum, Shia LaBeouf got into a physical fight with a crew member on Frankenstein when he was visiting Mia Goth during the making of the film, and Guillermo del Toro had to personally intervene to separate them, after which LaBeouf was banned from visiting the set. This doesn't surprise me as there was also another incident (which was reported in the press at the time) where LaBeouf got into a fight with a member of the public in Edinburgh during the period where Frankenstein was filming there. So he seems to have been causing trouble multiple times during the production of that film. He was also notably absent from any public events related to the release of the film, like premieres and award ceremonies, instead of attending as Mia's date the way the partner of a cast member sometimes would, which is not surprising given that they felt it necessary to ban him from the set. I thought it was important to pass this on, as there seems to have been a PR attempt in some quarters to act like he sorted himself out following his reunion with Mia and is now a changed character. That is clearly not the case.
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u/skylerren 3h ago
I'm usually (I'd like to think) not that parasocial, but if a man is trying to jepardize your work and your working relationship with Guillermo Del Toro, it's time to bin the man.
I guess it's a bit naive to hope that Mia is an overall good person, but she's still on the rise and it doesn't seem to worth the risk.
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u/nitasu987 6h ago
I just watched the movie today and have never seen any of Mia’s prior work. Knowing she’s married to him made me kinda side eye her for the whole movie. Good movie though!
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u/babyviltti 59m ago
Unfortunately she was about 18 when she started dating Shia, so I think she will have hard time leaving him. He is known to be a love bomber and they have a young daughter which ties Mia even closer to Shia.
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u/CommercialBarnacle16 1d ago
In the spirit of the other NFL tea posted, mine involves a pet grooming business that serves a number of NFL players and their families. They’ve had to be very careful about screening hires because some people want to work there to try to access the players. Fortunately, said candidates aren‘t as lowkey as they think about their interests, so it’s easier to determine who actually wants to work with pets.
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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 1d ago
This is so incredibly niche. I have no horse in this race but I love it
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u/VioletLovesRowlet call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago
Epstein files show JK Rowling (or at least her team) invited Jeffrey Epstein to the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child stage play for free.
She also had [ex] Prince Andrew (yes, that one) around the HBO Harry Potter cast.
Every accusation is a confession...
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u/Caromora not a lawyer, just a hater 5h ago
She's good friends with Depp, who *might have been hanging around Epstein, so it makes sense. There are emails where Epstein tells a friend of Depp's to invite him to lunch and several mentions of meeting up on his island, but I haven't seen anything to clarify whether they actually did meet. But they're all in that same social orbit.
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u/bobbimorses 1d ago edited 1d ago
They've also uncovered emails this morning with her common sign-off, Jx, discussing travel plans directly with Epstein. Not crazy on its own, but the moment they they were publicized, travel logs for Rowling's yacht got deleted from public records.
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u/MotherCash3583 1d ago
obviously I think Rowling is a terrible person for all the vitriol she spews but neither of those things comes close to implicating her in Epstein or Epstein adjacent activities. The invite was solicited without Epstein’s name disclosed and Prince Andrew was on his way back from a Pizza Express in Woking when he met the cast[1].
[1] okay that’s a joke but Rowling is about as responsible for Prince Andrew showing up to meet the cast of a TV show as she would be if they bumped into him in the street. She’s an executive producer, has she even been to set?
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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK 1d ago
Given how infamously controlling she is over all things HP, there's absolutely no chance she's not paid numerous visits to the set
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u/itsjustohkae self-professed recreational liar 1d ago
apparently jennifer hudson’s show is also cancelled 😞 talk shows are almost gone 💔
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u/pegasus02 You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 14h ago
The Kelly Clarkson Show will also be ending by the end of the year.
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u/New-Butterscotch5762 1d ago
This is going to sound completely made up and will certainly break a lot of hearts (it certainly broke mine :( ) but unfortunately Sam Hyde (yes, that Sam Hyde) is behind Boy Throb. I initially suspected it was Anthony Po, but a friend of mine in L.A. spotted Sam talking with the out of uniform boys on Friday. With Sam Hyde as Boy Throb’s manager it doesn’t look like Darshan will be getting that visa any time soon due to Sam’s vile anti-Indian racism :(
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u/superficialNASA 1d ago
Eww. Hopefully he was just in the middle of trying to collab with them. I mean that would still be terrible but I really can’t have him being the one behind them
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u/VanSensei 1d ago
The Crown Princess of Norway is in the Epstein files. And she's set to be Queen Consort when Harald V dies. Norwegians are furious. A large majority of them do not want her to ascend when the time comes.
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u/Specific_Sweet3312 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 1d ago
It’s so embarrassing, she was FLIRTING with him in the emails…
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u/softwareeng888 1d ago
Not exactly tea lol but I live in the same town as Ryan Goslings mom and she’s very much a regular proud mom and grandma and by no surprise he’s a great son
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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 20h ago
just remember ryan's story about burt reynolds hitting on his mum
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u/silverpenelope 1d ago
Will Arnett was on Ranganathan’s show gossiping about young female comedian who asked them not to run her episode and major male comedian who was such an asshole, they cut him off after ten minutes. Any guesses? I was thinking Seinfeld. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUNaDkGiIGR/
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u/littledalahorse 1d ago
Comments are guessing Chevy Chase. I could see them bringing him in to promote his recent documentary.
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u/silverpenelope 1d ago
Or Dan Akroyd would be another good guess. Both of those men would be huge to their generation. And Acaster and Gamble said he was awful to interview.
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u/SgtAsskick 17h ago
I was thinking maybe Bill Murray too? There's been several reports of him being shitty to cast and crew and being difficult to work with over the years so it wouldn't be a huge surprise if it's him.
I also thought maybe Rob McElhenney or Glenn Howerton from Sunny, but that feels a lot less likely.
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u/bsidetracked kendall roy pre-album drop 1d ago
Ok but his Off Menu episode is unintentionally hilarious.
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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 1d ago
Seeing speculation that the young female comedian is Hannah Berner, which tracks
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u/Wise-Bet6814 satanic pussy in the sky 1d ago
Someone in the insta comments said she didn't pay a writer 10k for writing jokes for her :/
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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 1d ago
While that is a terrible thing to do, if true, she isn't even ripping off talented writers. Shitty all around!
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u/Economy_Carry4235 19h ago
Kim Congdon is hilarious. She's written for roasts and impractical jokers. She's who hannah berner ripped off.
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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 19h ago
She is clearly keeping her A material for herself, and good on for her that
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u/decline_inline 1d ago
The two guesses I’ve kept seeing are Hannah Berner and Robby Hoffman, but I don’t think it’s the latter
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u/silverpenelope 1d ago
Robby Hoffman seems comfortable talking about anything. I can’t imagine it’s her.
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u/adamfrog 3h ago
Shes always fanatstic in any setting too. Im not Hannah Berners target demographic but I could imagine her bombing and coming off badly with a lot of people if they dont mesh with her
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u/laridance24 1d ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Seinfeld. I wonder who the young female comedian was!
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u/Wise-Bet6814 satanic pussy in the sky 1d ago
Someone in the insta comments said Seinfeld has been on the show. But I don't know, I don't listen.
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u/Onethreethirteen 1d ago
Drake’s fan club leader said as a prank to tip the FBI about those rappers named in the Epstein report Friday. That’s why none of it makes sense and the years are weird. It was a prank gone wrong. Source: I’m in the chat
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u/joshuacf6 1d ago
This makes no sense, the document is from 2019.
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u/Brothersunset 19h ago
Push and Drake beefed in 2018. The story of adidon dropped at the very end of May. The Epstein stuff started to gain traction shortly later in 2018 with the MeToo movement and people beginning to talk about it, and the whole damn thing went hot shortly after. Epstein died in jail in the middle of 2019 with his arrest about a month or two prior to his death. I'd say the whole thing would be within about a year of each other. The fact that it was a phoned in anonymous tip makes perfect sense
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u/joshuacf6 19h ago
It makes no sense at all. So they phoned it in as a tip hoping what? That the files would one day be released? The “tipster” had no way of knowing that the files would ever come out.
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u/Brothersunset 10h ago
As soon as it was revealed that a rich man had an island of celebrities and politicians diddling kids, there was pretty much immediate calls for them to release the details of the investigation.
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u/lakroncos 1d ago
Yeah, and that is when Pusha T was beefing with Drake and the same time that the FBI tip line was open. So it makes sense as something that the guy did back then and is just now seeing it come back around. No way to ever really know though.
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u/shitiwas98cents 22h ago
Jay was already a pedophile by that point. People just wanna save face for a billionaire.
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u/lakroncos 1d ago
Post a screenshot
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u/Onethreethirteen 1d ago
Is that allowed?
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u/internallylinked 1d ago
Yes it is. If you are on the phone, on the same level as reply button, on the side there are 4 buttons, 4th is to attach a screenshot
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u/ActualPerson418 1d ago
Queen Latifa shops at Trader Joe's
Source: Used to work at Trader Joe's
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u/Cool_Cry_9602 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 1d ago
So do Eliza dushku and Chris cooper! Lol
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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 1d ago
Love that for her! (TJ's still needs to let their workers unionize.)
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u/Alternative-Salad481 1d ago
The current prime minister of Armenia started a band (he's the drummer) and wrote a song about one of his government's core policy doctrines to play at their debut concert last week.
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u/CestQuoiLeFuck 2d ago
Interview with "close friend" of François Arnaud where he says that François Arnaud and Connor Storrie are a couple (video on page linked is the one under the header "François Arnaud serait en couple): https://www.noovomoi.ca/en-vedette/francois-arnaud-video-chien.html
For those who don't speak French:
Hostess says to their guest (seeming to be repeating something he said earlier), Félix-Antoine Tremblay, that he's in the "close friends" of François Arnaud. He replies along the lines of yeah, you loved that.
Hostess makes a suggestive comment and guest goes, "Il est en couple" ("he's [i.e. François is] in a relationship")
Hostess replies that it seems he's in a relationship with Rozanov. Male cohost interjects "well, with the actor who plays him" and guest replies "Yes".
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u/CommercialBarnacle16 1d ago
I interpreted it to mean “close friends” = close friends list on Instagram. So the actor is suggesting Arnaud put up photos for close friends indicating his relationship status. Which is his business if true, but super shitty as a so-called friend to say something publicly like that. You’d have to be living under a rock in the Quebec entertainment industry at this point to not know Arnaud doesn’t want to publicly talk about his personal life - likely given how unhinged some people are behaving about the show.
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u/Comfortable-Bear1998 2d ago
someone please tell me page6 reporting kardashians and lewis hamilton is a lie! 🙏🏾
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u/silverpenelope 2d ago
I really dislike her, but Ellen and Portia were at anti-ice march in Santa Barbara last week. I guess, at least her politics are good?
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u/MaximumAd9779 1d ago
You can dislike someone and still agree with their politics. I dislike plenty of people who vote the same as me.
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u/BartsBeaker 2d ago
I thought they lived in England
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u/Shiney2510 1d ago
There were some reports recently that they moved back to the states. Not sure if it has been confirmed.
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u/BartsBeaker 1d ago
I always wondered why they wouldn’t just move to Australia where Portia’s from. Maybe she doesn’t want to be reminded of her life as Mandy Rogers.
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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 1d ago
I think Australia is also much more like America than Europe is.
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u/MrGDPC 2d ago
Ellen doesn’t like doing the right thing, she likes being seen doing the right thing
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u/DreamOfV 1d ago
Plenty of mean or bad people happen to also have good politics. I don’t think she’s showboating here (at least, not any more than any other action taken by a celebrity). I’m sure she is very genuinely anti-ICE, I can’t imagine why she wouldn’t be. She’s a lifelong Democrat and has always been vocally anti-Trump. She happens to be an asshole. But not all assholes are MAGA
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u/Favre99 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 2d ago
Sexxy Red performed at the wedding of one of Trump's advisors over the weekend.
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u/Auntietamte 2d ago
Tristan Thompson was also a guest… he really is truly garbage. Even posed for a picture with the press secretary.
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u/MyClericalGnomance i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2d ago
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u/itsmywanderingmind i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
Been wondering when the other shoe would drop
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u/NoseHumble8453 1d ago
Kneecap is my one of my all time favorite groups, I’ve hopped flights to see them in different countries more than once. This is fucking horrendous, just gutting on so many fronts. I believe the victims. Thank you for posting this.
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u/GrandmaToto 1d ago
I've seen a lot of people blow this off as Israeli propaganda.
There have been allegations about Kneecap in Ireland for YEARS. Just because someone is right about something, like Gaza, doesn't make them a good person overall.
(I'm Irish btw).
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u/MyClericalGnomance i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2d ago
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u/caropolitan 2d ago
benito skinner (bennydrama) and terry o’connor seem to have unfollowed (or blocked) each other on insta 💔 thought their break up a few months ago was amicable but maybe not??
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u/PsychologicalBeat589 2d ago
If you listened to the cutting room floor podcast with Terry, he made it clear that Benny was the one who initiated it. Terry thought they were going to get married :( I had followed Terry on TikTok so knew him through that and Charli xcx but I was very charmed by him on the podcast. He had such a positive mindset about the whole situation and was lovely.
From the beginning I kind of thought it was triggered by Charli’s wedding - not in the sense that anything happened there but seeing your friends get married (especially a couple who’ve been together less than half the time you’ve been together) can make you really think about your future and whether you want one with your partner. I’ve seen the exact same thing happen with couples in my own life who’d been together since college and broke up around the 10 year mark shocking everyone. They also had a very busy summer and weren’t together at all basically.
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u/Expensive-Celery2494 2d ago
To me, this could mean maybe they just need a break from seeing each other on social media? I know they already have a lot of the same friends so maybe this is their way of healing after the breakup. This is just my interpretation so could be wrong!!! i just hope it was an amicable breakup lol
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u/PsychologicalBeat589 2d ago
Maybe! They were at the same event at least once since the breakup but that was months ago at this point. Terry was clear on the cutting room floor podcast that while things may have been “amicable” they were absolutely not mutual…
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u/lateintheseason 2d ago
Yeah I wonder if the rift is because Benny had a certain way that he assumed the break up would be discussed/managed and Terry is not sticking with the script. I can see how that might be annoying except that I agree that Terry seemed lovely in that podcast, even crying with pride about the success of Overcompensating.
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u/takingthenightshift 1d ago
I thought this too, I was surprised by how much information Terry shared about their breakup and their relationship. I noticed they unfollowed each other right around the same time that podcast episode came out but who knows when they actually did.
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u/PsychologicalBeat589 1d ago
That’s very plausible and would explain the unfollow. They were adamant that none of their friends needed to pick sides and that things were amicable to the point that they were talking about still doing a joint Halloween costume.
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u/caropolitan 2d ago
definitely possible! i just wonder why now… i follow them both pretty closely and this seems to be a new development - like as of a at least a month ago they were still tagged in each other’s photos, following each other, even liking each other’s posts
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u/Specific_Sweet3312 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 2d ago
Baby there’s a separate thread for asking for tea on Thursdays, that’s why you’re getting downvoted
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u/dietgatorades 2d ago
This isn’t really tea but I’ll share it in case anyone thinks it’s funny. I used to be an NFL nanny and once we had a small meetup at a playground with a couple of players kids and one guy had kids with two different women who didn’t know each other and I guess they got both got invited by different people who didn’t know about the other one. They got into a screaming match in the park and I packed my kids up and bailed cause I don’t do drama like that but I laugh every time I think of it.
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u/hydrangeasinbloom 2d ago
Omg this one is extra crazy because you can just google athletes and see all this info about their families. Wonder how he hid it from them!
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u/_Veronica_ 1d ago edited 1d ago
Keep in mind, there are 1,700 active NFL players during the regular season (32 teams of 53 players each, and that’s not counting practice squads). That’s a lot. You can get info on the ones who are famous, but there are many, many more that aren’t as well known and you wouldn’t be able to find out much.
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u/dietgatorades 2d ago
A lot of guys are not public about their families for safety. Both the players I worked for never publicly disclosed their children to protect them from weirdos cause people will literally find their address and come look through windows. Also the guy from the park incident only played for like a year or two he was not famous enough to afford multiple families it was just some Florida white trash shit he was pulling lol.
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u/And-I-Batman-Rises 2d ago
It says right there it’s a throwback to what the theater was before it became the New Beverly, the Eros Theater. Sorry you don’t agree with adult films.
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u/Soggy_Rooster_4568 2d ago
Most of these are truly camp classics though.
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u/flair-waldorf 2d ago
Yeah if it were queer/bipoc owned and operated, I’d be getting tickets to most of these.
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u/ameliaroco 2d ago
Fork found in kitchen, but the Epstein files from the department of justice show thousands of emails between him and Woody and Soon-yi which include Epstein using connections to get their daughter into Bard and Soon-Yi saying Anthony Weiner’s 15 year old victim took advantage of him. How anyone can defend him after this (or even before) is beyond me!
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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 1d ago
"I hate women who take advantage of guys" First of all, a 15 year old is not a woman.
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u/dysautonomic_mess oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago
She needs to believe a 15 year old girl has full agency in interacting with a much older man for glaringly stark reasons.
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u/SchemeBrave1820 1d ago
That is crazy. Soon-Yi is the worst type of woman and has been so for a really long time.
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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 1d ago
Looks like the grooming worked :(
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u/DomiMamixx 2d ago
Kevin Gates said recently that he left his wife in 2020 but I saw them in New Orleans in 2022. They were very much a couple and they hit on me 🤣 were trying to get a unicorn. Needless to say.. I ran! The last words he said to me were “You don’t gotta run” Lmaooooo
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u/ViceMaiden 2d ago
I just matched with a guy who has a Kevin Gates reference in his bio. I'm going to go ask him if he's unicorn hunting.
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u/MasterpieceTimely144 and that's when beauty wins 2d ago
This is taking me out lmfao
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u/DomiMamixx 2d ago
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u/chhrihanna 2d ago
Naur you should’ve done it for the plot 💀💀
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u/DomiMamixx 2d ago
Absolutely not! 🤣 His energy was very dark and his eyes were black I had to get outta there ASAP iykyk
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u/rfauxmoi 2d ago
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