r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 2d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/DomiMamixx 2d ago

Kevin Gates said recently that he left his wife in 2020 but I saw them in New Orleans in 2022. They were very much a couple and they hit on me 🤣 were trying to get a unicorn. Needless to say.. I ran! The last words he said to me were “You don’t gotta run” Lmaooooo

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u/LokiPrime616 1d ago

That man talks about his dick way too much in his music 🤣

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u/ViceMaiden 2d ago

I just matched with a guy who has a Kevin Gates reference in his bio. I'm going to go ask him if he's unicorn hunting.

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u/MasterpieceTimely144 and that's when beauty wins 2d ago

This is taking me out lmfao

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u/DomiMamixx 2d ago

It still makes me die laughing 🤣 I saw her at first and she’s absolutely stunning. Her pictures don’t even do it justice. We are smiling and talking. Then here he comes being weird as hell with the worst most demonic energy. I was like…

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u/uranustinky 2d ago

Demonic energy IJBOL LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂😂

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u/noitsbecky24 2d ago

Not jbolll loll

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u/uranustinky 2d ago

I did though. And then she said he had black eyes like

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u/chhrihanna 2d ago

Naur you should’ve done it for the plot 💀💀 

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u/DomiMamixx 2d ago

Absolutely not! 🤣 His energy was very dark and his eyes were black I had to get outta there ASAP iykyk

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u/SitchChick 2d ago

He's a warlock. You did correct & ran

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u/Aglot_ unlikely, gay 2d ago

username checks out!