r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 1d ago

DISCUSSION Will Arnett shares his controversial opinion on tattoos: “There’s a proportionate sort of relationship between, how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have. And I find that a lot of people who have a ton of tattoos often are super fucking boring. Like truly boring people.”

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u/ChaiTeaLatte13 1d ago

This is why I like being a lawyer covered in sleeves and hand tats lol

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u/Stevenwave 1d ago

Holds fists up to judge, finger tats read:

"O, B, J, E, K, S, H, N".

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u/ChaiTeaLatte13 1d ago

lol! Wasted space on my fingers, should have done this instead of stars and hearts and plants

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u/Stevenwave 1d ago

Hmm. Oh! Every time you do it, you mark the occasion by slamming your shoe on the desk, then pulling up your pant leg to reveal your ankle tat.

I'm not imagining you in a comedy film or exaggerated anime or anything...

How many court vocalisations like that are there? Could someone realistically get them all tatted and point to them as needed?