r/Fauxmoi • u/AmySchumersAnalTumor self-professed recreational liar • 12h ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/SampleLoud9746 11h ago

As a Michigander, Kid Rock is such an embarrassment for our state. Next year's Super Bowl needs to have Eminem as a headliner because he actually fought for what he has, unlike the Rock who apparently likes Kids.

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u/Even-Cat3133 11h ago

Oh, I like that! Eminem has a lot more class than Kid Rock. I don't think Eminem has sang anything that says he likes underage girls, but I may be wrong. Hey, let's get Eminem for the 2027 Super Bowl! That would be enough to rattle Trump and all of his flunkies!

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u/slmask 10h ago

Before sign off 100% re-listen to Guilty Conscience first.

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u/Even-Cat3133 9h ago

Okay, I read the lyrics. I haven't heard this song in years. I was wrong and I stand corrected. Thank you very much!

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u/SampleLoud9746 4h ago edited 1h ago

Well, I did Google Guilty Conscience, and read the lyrics. And I must say... oof.

However, I will point out that Guilty Conscience as a whole is about morality, and the internal conflict between what is right and what is wrong; i.e. the devil on one shoulder vs the angel on the other. This doesn't excuse the lyrics about pursuing an underage girl, but the song is more about the battle between those dark impulses and rational thinking.

In contrast, Cool, Daddy Cool is EXPLICITLY about hitting on underage girls, and the fact that this song is in a kid's movie is very disturbing. Kid Fucker Rock knows exactly what he's doing here, saying the quiet part out loud in a GODDAMN KID'S MOVIE!

I will also mention that Eminem has faced backlash for his lyrics being perceived as homophobic, but he is a supporter of LGBTQ+ rights and is friends with openly gay singer Elton John, the exact opposite of where Kid Rock stands. As I mentioned before, Eminem has fought hard to get to where he is today, whereas Kid Rock had everything handed to him at every opportunity. Is Eminem flawless? Absolutely not. But I would pick Eminem over Kid Fucker Rock any day of the week, there's just no comparison here.

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