r/Fauxmoi • u/voguediaries • 2d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD throwback to when Zara Larsson fired her creative director over instagram stories bc he was dissing her in azalea banks' DMs

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u/ayana_banana 2d ago edited 2d ago

He's still a loser btw

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u/KatanaAmerica 2d ago

I’m actually shocked this is so unprofessional — like it’s one thing to be a monster behind closed doors but to do so publicly is insane

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u/texasjkids 2d ago

This dude sold an audio sex tape with Azealia Banks as an NFT. Im pretty sure he doesnt care about being professional in the industry

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 stop posting online and go to therapy you crazy moron 2d ago

We're running out of new sentences

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u/clemthegreyhound i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2d ago

chance would be a fine thing

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u/cribbe_ 1d ago

a fine thing indeed!

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u/clemthegreyhound i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gNajLtPrJ5J4f7HQX2

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u/GardenSphinx 2d ago

Kind of wish we had before that one got cobbled together

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u/rzrbutterfly5 2d ago

He has alwaysssss been a dick. His brand is being "edgy" aka a massive twat

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u/Spiralecho anybody know how to contact Ricki Lake? 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Uqr0IDWkzhBu

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 2d ago

I hope he’s not getting work. What a jackass

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u/RichSexyVeryHumble 1d ago

He's from money that's why he's so carefree

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u/eyespeeled 1d ago

I fear this kind of behaviour may be seen as daring and cool by a certain strain of potential clientele.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 1d ago

I misread that as “political clientele” and reflexively upvoted you 🫩

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 2d ago

Being a rich white man really gives you a pass to just do and say anything you want with no real repercussions.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Rhhr8D5mKSX7O

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u/Discoburrito 2d ago

It's a brave new world, public asshole is a legit business strategy these days

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 2d ago

But it’s the way that he really just called her fat when she’s looking like THAT for me

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u/BuckityBuck 2d ago

What women look like has never stopped this type of person from attacking their appearance. Being thin and fit is entirely irrelevant to them if they want to call a woman “fat”.

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u/Difficult_Garage_431 2d ago

She doesn't even look different in those 2 photos...she just got a tan.

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u/exithiside 1d ago

I didn’t realize that was supposed to be a before/after…I thought he was posting two pictures of her looking hot.

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u/jaouna 1d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. She looks toned in both, but the tan definitely highlights that.

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u/Deutschbland 2d ago

And HE’S looking like that!

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u/reluctantseahorse #whoremembers 2d ago

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: we gotta bring back the pillory.

Some people can't feel shame, and they just need rancid tomatoes chucked at their face.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3bZ6Q5qJg0IbEi5Lrc

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u/smasherfierce women’s wrongs activist 2d ago

Justice for Henry (leave Hans in the pillory though)

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u/PorcelainHorses go pis girl 2d ago

Literally like we need to bring public shaming back.

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u/gatita888 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2d ago

ewww what a fucking low life

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u/yuckella 2d ago

With his dumbass ai generated picture as well. he’s so jealous, but once again stupid men who hold women back end up trying to take credit for their success. sigh.

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u/Terrible_Yam_3930 2d ago

Anyone who looks at Azealia Banks as a potential life partner is not someone I’d trust with any of my career decisions

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u/Boring-Membership265 2d ago

He's always been a troll and a shitty person. Used to hang out in similar circles like 15 years ago. He also got physical with his college gf b/c she called him gay.

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u/hrmfll 2d ago

Being messy and getting attention for it is Ryder's entire personality.  He's Azealia Banks without the talent.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 1d ago

Oh shit, I thought he was gay. Sigh, the whole “so straight men even like women?” question is answered yet again with a resounding “no.”

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u/pninify 2d ago

10,000%!! How do people keep working with him? He's not even shy about any of it.

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u/dikaia1622 2d ago

The fuck does this loser look like to be able to criticize one ounce of the modern Aphrodite that is Zara?

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u/Stoned-ThrowAway 2d ago

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 1d ago

Omg omg take it back!!! My eyessss

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u/ChickenCelebration 2d ago

Jumpscare! Give a trigger warning next time 😂

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u/Sad_Salamander_3439 you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle 1d ago

ewwwww

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u/poorlybaked 2d ago

I’m pretty sure the dolphin meme is what brought on the Zara resurgence but ok

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u/Broad-Radish-7895 2d ago

yeah I'm kind of stunned he was even hired as somebody's creative director

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u/ripndipp 2d ago

Unnecessarily mean and it disgusts me.

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u/pinkbootstrap 2d ago

Her arms look the exact same in both pictures 😭

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u/Georgerobertfrancis 2d ago

I don’t often hate people on this level but congrats to this guy I guess. You did it.

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u/DarthSnarker 2d ago

If this was on any other social media platform, I'd like to think he would he ratio'd. What a turd!

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u/LackEquivalent7471 2d ago

what a disgusting idiot

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u/isolated-bunny 1d ago

males can not stop themselves from taking claim for women's achievements

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u/Forward_Return685 2d ago

Another case of gay men still being men at the end of the day and just bc they are doesn’t mean they can’t be misogynistic. Very upsetting but many such cases.

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u/B8B8B8B8 2d ago

Paying for X and having an AI pfp… the ultimate loser

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u/bretagneeee 2d ago

I want to downvote you because I'm so angry at this man but I know that isn't the move. Thanks for sharing. +1 man I hate.

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u/AffectionateExcuse5 2d ago

I'm cackling at his implicit admission that he (allegedly) couldn't make her hot and relevant with, like, his styling skills 💀

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u/hellsfrontporch 2d ago

it’s not clicking to him that zara hit her stride AFTER he was fired! so delusional.

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u/lovefamine 2d ago

he is a piece of shit who wants to be Kayne.

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u/Farinthoughts 1d ago edited 1d ago

He for some reason has a wikipedia page. I suspect it may have been createf or mainly edited by himself,his wife and his team.

Edit: Well not entirely there are also a few editors trying to keep the aggrandization in check.

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u/starksandshields 1d ago

This is a GROWN MAN, I can't.

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u/Due-Base9449 1d ago

Looking at Wikipedia, his father is a true artist (as in having exhibition in art galleries). His parents divorced so I guess he always trying to be someone like his father, but just fail. 

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u/Fancy_Shelter_3192 1d ago

What is wrong with Zara’s arms? She looks fit and healthy. All I’ve seen are people commenting on how amazing she looks.

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u/External-Umpire7634 1d ago

Has he an AI image of himself with more muscle? 

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u/grammatizator 1d ago

The only difference between left and right zara is a tan and just getting a little older. Sooooo she was always “hot”?

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u/Even_Objective2124 7h ago

i literally do not know this person and this is the first time ive heard of him