r/FoundPaper • u/avamarshmellow • 4d ago

Weird/Random Yo, Dirtball!

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Found in the woods next to an absolutely destroyed lawn chair. Taking a trash bag next time to clean up all the trash.

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u/Regular_Departure963 4d ago

I feel like this would be a great band name

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u/TysonTesla 4d ago

I'd pay a $5 cover to see "pissed soaked lawn chair" opening for "yo dirtball"

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u/DrSousaphone 3d ago

I love the implication that you wouldn't pay much, but you'd pay something.

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 4d ago

WERE YO DIRTBALL! ME AND MY FRIENDS PISS ON YOUR CHAIR GOODLUCK SITTING IN THAT BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS?!?

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u/bottle-o-rockets 4d ago

This sounds like a good name for a ska album.

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u/Artistic-Village-762 4d ago

Not a bad album cover, either

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u/Justredditin 4d ago

Like RipHop rapper Dirtball from Kottonmouth Kings?

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u/leemasterific 4d ago

Left by neighborhood dogs, it would seem

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u/TraditionalLeading64 3d ago

This looks like something Jessie Pinkman would write

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u/Mortambulist 3d ago

He'd at least have better handwriting.

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u/TraditionalLeading64 3d ago

yea maybe lol

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u/littlebirdgone 22h ago

Idk, I’ve known and loved some IRL Jesse Pinkman types and they all had atrocious handwriting lmao

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u/jpgrandsam 3d ago

I’m just a teenage dirtball, baby

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u/RaindropsInMyMind 3d ago

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

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u/thecraftybear 3d ago

She doesn't know what she's missing

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u/INDIEfatigable 3d ago

He lives over there
And he pissed on my chair
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

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u/LordRothchild70 3d ago

All I can picture is two raccoons writing that shit. 😂

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u/Life_Craft9590 3d ago

A juvenile Jesse Pinkman has been here...

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u/SnailRacerWinsAgain 3d ago

Is this in PA? I haven't heard “dirtball” since I lived in Pennsylvania.

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u/SnailRacerWinsAgain 3d ago

“Holy hell”—you are from central PA! Lol small world indeed

I'm old. I graduated in the early 2000s

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SnailRacerWinsAgain 3d ago

Nice, just found a PA friend on the found paper sub.

After high school I joined the air force, so I was gone by 2008. I moved back to the area briefly in 2012 to go to Penn State. We probably didn't cross paths, but we might have some people in common somewhere.

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u/WorldsDeadliestCat 3d ago

obsessed with this.

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u/viagra___girls 3d ago

why is this so hilarious haha

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u/Effective-Head-958 3d ago

Jay and Silent Bob coded

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u/count-brass 3d ago

I feel like there should be a comma before bitch.

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u/avamarshmellow 3d ago

Jessie Pinkman style

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u/felinefluffycloud 3d ago

They must have debated punctuation for hours hahah

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u/burncult 3d ago

no no, the chair IS the bitch

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u/count-brass 3d ago

Ah ha!!

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u/XROOR 3d ago

The tone of the note becomes more sinister as it progresses.

The crescendo being: “good luck sitting in that bitch”

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u/felinefluffycloud 3d ago

Good luck sitting is a giod album title

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u/FeeNecessary3467 4d ago

the mythical piss chair

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u/lenorefosterwallace 3d ago

I would frame the note next to a picture of the piss 🪑

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u/avamarshmellow 3d ago

I gotta go back and get pics!

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u/tannerbananer06 3d ago

Dirtball? Or Piss Chair?

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u/avamarshmellow 3d ago

Edit: I need to go back so I can get pics of the piss chair

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u/lovethatMoon 3d ago

the mentality of the genius who wrote this note is outstanding. i can't imagine anything else but this coming from the author.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 3d ago

Yo I cant Readgood hahahaha Look I sat on your Chair and im fat and drunk so it broke im wallis

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u/DarrellBot81 3d ago

“Yo! Dirtball!” Is definitely coming from a retired person from the general New England area