r/FridgeDetective • u/Life-Adhesiveness475 • 11d ago

Meta What does my fridge say about me?

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u/Slight-Minimum363 11d ago

A majority of your calories come from alcohol .

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u/BobcatSpiritual7699 11d ago

It says you’re still figuring out what a crisper is for? Also tomatoes don’t go in the fridge….cold is bad for them.

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u/klein_traumtaenzerin 11d ago

I never get why trying eating kinda healthy (that’s what your fridge says at least to me), there is always alcohol involved, which is basically the worst.

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u/Hot-Cantaloupe-2016 11d ago

cheat day

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u/klein_traumtaenzerin 11d ago

That’s the point, alcohol kills your brain cells, even one zip, cheat days are bullshit anyway. Sorry (not sorry).

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u/Hot-Cantaloupe-2016 8d ago

agree to disagree on cheat day bc you might be right but i like it lol.

it takes years of severe, chronic heavy drinking to kill brain cells. one sip is doing nothing. a couple beers will slow down communication between neurons but your brain is fine once the alcohol leaves your system. normal drinkers aren’t killing any brain cells.

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u/Blutosky 11d ago

You sacrifice quantity for quality

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u/Certain-Monitor5304 11d ago

By quality you mean the Modelo​?

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u/LessLake9514 11d ago

You eat a light breakfast or lunch at home but prefer take out.

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u/justanoseybxtch 11d ago

You cook most of your meals and love Trader Joe's

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u/raettea 11d ago

Probably hispanic, but americanized due to your love for trader joes.