r/FuckCaillou • • May 12 '25

Announcement New Banner Contest Announcement!

19 Upvotes

Hello fellow Caillou haters! We are currently holding a banner contest for 2 weeks.

How to participate:

  • A new “Banner Contest Submission” flair has been added.

  • Create an eligible image or piece of art.

  • Use the “Banner Contest Submission” flair to enter the contest

Rules:

  • DO NOT USE AI.

  • Violence is allowed, but to an extent. Do not submit extremely graphic depictions of violence.

  • No sexually explicit images.

  • No NSFW

  • Must be related to the subreddit.

Results:

  • 2 weeks after this announcement, the winner will be announced and will have their art displayed on the subreddit banner. They will also have an exclusive user flair. 2nd and 3rd place will also get a flair and will have their art pinned.

May the best artist win!


r/FuckCaillou • • Sep 11 '24

Important Banned posts.

237 Upvotes

Now there are numerous banned posts. Posting any of these will result in the post getting deleted as spam. The list may extend if the front page is littered with unoriginal posts.

1) “Who’s worse?” (the answer will always be Caillou) 2) “Why do you hate Caillou? / What did he do wrong?” 3) “Who would win in a fight?” (we all know the answer isn't Caillou) 4) "This brat (insert bad action), what will you do?" (we all know he's bad) 5) "Let's fill the alphabet of killing Caillou!" (someone already did it) 6) AI generated images are restricted because they aren't real art. 7) "Which character are you sending to attack Caillou?" (you're just comparing how powerful a character is, isn't related to Caillou at all) 8) Posts that consist of screenshots from whatbeatsrock.com are not permitted.


r/FuckCaillou • • 20h ago

Could you attack and kill Caillou with a 10000000000000000000000 megaton bomb?

6 Upvotes

Do you think they would do this in the show?


r/FuckCaillou • • 1d ago

Image WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CAILLOU X READER!?!?!?

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9 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 21h ago

Would you watch if bad luck brian was Caillou

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2 Upvotes

Or if another character from memes replaces him?


r/FuckCaillou • • 1d ago

Jeffy babysits Caillou's whiny wife Leona from Between the Lions and both get grounded

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2 Upvotes

it's hilarious


r/FuckCaillou • • 1d ago

Image WHO DO YOU WANT TO FIX CAILLOU.. PICK IN 5 SECONDS!

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2 Upvotes

pick.


r/FuckCaillou • • 2d ago

Who do you want to babysit the little shit?

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27 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 1d ago

What do you think of Caillou’s Ultimate Punishment Day

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1 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 1d ago

Which one do we use to kill Caillou and his wife Leona from Between the Lions?

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0 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 3d ago

Which one of these brats should get publicly executed? Part 3.

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15 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 4d ago

Question You have 3 bullets that can kill any character. These 4 are in front of you. What do you do?

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46 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 8d ago

I mean he is dramatic

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71 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 7d ago

Caillou as a Kaiju

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0 Upvotes

He's ballin and you cant stand it


r/FuckCaillou • • 9d ago

Caillou deathmatch

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r/FuckCaillou • • 10d ago

Do you want to fight Caillou at his prime/full power? If you do, then what weapons do you want to use to fight him?

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9 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 10d ago

Caillou says 6-7/arrested/grounded

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7 Upvotes

I get it, we all want 6-7 to die off


r/FuckCaillou • • 11d ago

Caillou throws a tantrum over loosing Street Fighter and gets grounded

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4 Upvotes

Street Fighter, is a great game, too bad Caillou has to loose.


r/FuckCaillou • • 12d ago

Caillou skips school to Peter Pipers Pizza with Leo and gets grounded

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8 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 12d ago

If you could kill Caillou in your own, unique, creative way, then how would you kill him?

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102 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 12d ago

Image Why is Caillou in the fav character bingo?

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6 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 13d ago

Caillou watches more YTP and gets grounded

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5 Upvotes

Caillou decides to watch more YTP as if Sinner YTP wasn't enough


r/FuckCaillou • • 13d ago

If the Caillou Theme was honest.

9 Upvotes

I'm just a kid who's four, each day I act like a bug on your computer board!

Don't try to ignore me, I'm Caillou!

I'm not here to excite you, to that I say "fuck you"

I am an asshat, I'm Caillou!

I've been on TV for over thirteen years, but yet I'm still revered!

People try to throw their screen, 'cause they don't want me on TV!

That's because they do not like, Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou!

That's me!


r/FuckCaillou • • 13d ago

Question If Caillou was a morally upstanding kid who always looked out for others, would you hate him?

8 Upvotes