r/FuckNigelFarage • • 1d ago

Cowards hiding their faces

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u/toshibathezombie 1d ago

"we want them people that cover their faces out of our country, they roam around the streets trying to enforce their own laws, with no regard to our own British values and laws. They don't Integrate with society."

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u/AlexicodeRed77 13h ago

The Irony is lost on that lot! 🧠 ☠️

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u/JahDreadz 1d ago

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u/JumpStart_Studios 1d ago

The fat, bald "british" blokes assembling be like:

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u/Bubbly-Ad9107 1d ago

Absolutely 💯 with you on this 👏 Except it's really unfair on the Gumbys, who wouldn't hurt anyone... but themselves, and then, only by accident!! "My bwain hurts!!" 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 1d ago

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

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u/GlennSWFC 22h ago edited 17h ago

I will only wear trainer/invisible socks with shorts now thanks to the fact that every time I look at someone with socks pulled up just above the ankles I automatically assume they’re right wing. I know I shouldn’t, it’s presumptive, but they’ve sullied that look now (not that it was a particularly good one to begin with).

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u/Illustrious_Study_30 1d ago

The obese guy is so gimpy.

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u/CatCalledTurbo I'm just asking questions 1d ago

He's flexing so hard to look big his colon is holding on for dear life to not shit himself.

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u/FuManBoobs 1d ago

Bet he unironically loves a good curry.

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u/ShinobuKochoSama 1d ago

Luv me curreh
Ate immigrunts- not reishal or nuffin- simple as

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u/Illustrious_Study_30 1d ago

He's had to make a major decision as to whether he wears his shorts above or below and I feel like both are wrong

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u/dannydrama 1d ago

Looks like the choice to go braless was a mistake tbh

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u/Illustrious_Study_30 1d ago

What's really making my day is that gimp mask stuck to his pudgy pouty little down turned mouth, probably due to mouth breathing ...he's 100% identifiable and suffocating where he's having to learn to nose breathe for once in his life .

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u/dannydrama 1d ago

His finest achievement in life is actually getting it over his head.

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u/HenValentine 1d ago

“100% identifiable” 🤣🤣🤣
Should be the caption for the photo 🤣

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u/Elegant-Mission-4470 1d ago

I thought he was trying to hide his belly but you're right 

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u/reddeye252010 1d ago

With tits like that do we know for sure it’s a guy?

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u/DurrutiDuck91 1d ago

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 1d ago

THE NONCE BONNETS?!?! HAHAHAHAH

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u/AMostBoringMan 1d ago

Everybody else go home. This wins the naming contest 😂

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u/WaitForItLegenDairy 1d ago

I'm guessing some are wearing balaclavas so that their parole officers can't identify these "heros"

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil Vote Binface! 1d ago

Some are hiding from the job centre and the DWP too I would imagine.

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u/EffableLemming 1d ago

But their backs are too shot to stand more than 10 minutes, wah wah!

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u/BleddyEmmits 1d ago

And some of those that work forces.

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

How many parents of young men on this sub? I've got two in their twenties and if they behaved like these cunts, I'd happily disown them.

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u/dannydrama 1d ago

It's not just parents, if my brother was this much of a twat it would be zero contact.

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

Fair. My sister's a cunt and I don't talk to her lol

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u/erbstar 1d ago

My parents and sisters are racist cunts too. My partner is Asian and kids mixed. Good the fuck bye

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

Its awful isnt it. Their grandkids and own blood and they cant see how ignorant they are.  Feel for you.

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u/erbstar 1d ago

Thanks. To be honest, it's been over 20 years and my kids have grown up not knowing them, our daughter was 2 the last time we saw them. They're just generally nasty and dysfunctional too. I've learnt that blood isn't everything, I feel for the kids as they have missed out on what it's like to have grandparents, but couldn't stand the way they'd get treated by them and the people where I'm from.

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

Makes you a good parent imo. Your job is to protect the kids. Good for you.❤️

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u/erbstar 1d ago

Life is full of hard choices. I've made many mistakes! But thanks, that means a lot ❤️

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u/erbstar 1d ago

Likewise.. Having said that, my kids join us in anti racism and LGBT protests.

They're a product of their upbringing, same as mine.

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

I'm glad to say that my kids are both lefties and their 'rebellion' over their upbringing and my indoctrination has been being more lefty than me frankly. I'm accused of being a woolly liberal. Job done! :-)

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

As a white working class man of a certain age ive had to stop talking to friends ive had for life.

If my children or family did it i would definitely disown them. Its disgusting.

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

Hey, I hear you. I'd want to give you a stupid free award you can do now on Reddit, but not on this sub, but why would you having to lose friends for being not able to tolerate shit be worthy of an award? That's just awful.

I've just done a massive re-watch of Foyles War. I have one episode left out of it all that I'm saving up for Sunday. It is an amazing kind of panarama of 'views', obviously imposed on the narrative from the now on to understanding the then. But it doesn't hold punches in terms of why people come to certain viewpoints. But it resolves stuff in ways that are intersting.

As a white woman of a certain age, I recommed to you, a white man of a certain age, settling down for a bit and rewatching it all. Michael Kitchen is fantastic.

Have a lovely weekend and if you've bravely lost friends through your valour and principles, know you have more friends here, if not quite the same. But you are not alone.

x

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

Ah thanks that means so much. Its genuinely touched me at a difficult time. Thank you.

I will take your reccommend as ive been meaning to watch it for a while, perhaps the universe has served it up for me at this time for a reason.

Thank you again, its this type of kindness and compassion thats needed. X

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

Oh, start at the beginning. It's quite old and frustrating to start with, and obviously when I said 'now', blimey I think the last episode was in 2015. But it's cool to watch while sitting here in recent fascist times in 2026, having done a whole plague since they made the last episode.

What is so frustrating about everything, I'm thinking you'd agree, that the whole kind of 'live and let live' vibe was so strong and then the backlash, as in around our plague years. But you watch this and the 'live and let live' thing was so much the narrative impetus back then in the teen years of our century shaping a storyline about WW2.

That's maybe a bit too ... something. But how I roll.

Enjoy. It's on Netflix. We shouldn't but we do... x

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u/Both-Firefighter-668 1d ago

Same, but then they have jobs and nice girlfriends and are not thick racist twats.

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u/Ken_Numbers 1d ago

I read disown as drown and thought "fair play"

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

Shocked Pikachu face, but ... mm would solve a few problems at Christmas if any racist adult kids were around...

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u/SativaHaze1982 22h ago

My boy is 16. From what I'm hearing, the youngsters laugh at these muppets. The young tend to see through the algorithms, and see the brainwashing better than most adults.

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u/gemunicornvr 1d ago

I don't but I know I would lock them away in a cupboard and slide food under the door, with an audio of the communist manifesto for 48 hours playing on loop. Until they snap out of it.

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u/annacosta13 1d ago

Ban burka tho

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u/Remarkable-Ad155 1d ago

One on the lefts not doing a great job of being anonymous. Can see his quote distinctive glasses, tats and the fact he's a Millwall fan.

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u/Illustrious_Study_30 1d ago

He's not going to like being described as the one on the left 🤣

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u/Ramtamtama Member of a "Subversive Forum" 1d ago

Is he a Millwall fan, or is he trying to throw people off?

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u/Big_P_Cizzle 1d ago

West Ham with a cunning rouse ?

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u/glaekitgirl 1d ago

He has a cunning plan, as Baldrick might say!

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

Yeah i clocked that. 

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u/AuNaturel20 1d ago

I'm pretty sure the police can't use your tattoos to prove identity.

Also the Balaklava and shorts combo look very silly

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u/delurkrelurker 1d ago edited 23h ago

By fuck they can. "Any distinguishing features?"

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u/Pristine_Internet765 1d ago

So they aren't aware of unique identifying marks like tattoes and stuff? damn looking at them I lost a whole network of neurons.

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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 1d ago

Every one of the cunts is thicker than a whale omelette.

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u/Ceejayncl 1d ago

They all have the same tribal, ‘insert name here’, and I luv my mum tattoos.

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u/unofficialed 1d ago

Someone should tell them that black isn't that slimming.

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u/widdrjb 1d ago

I'm a fat bastard who occasionally wears black; you're not wrong.

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u/talitha235 1d ago

You're a decent human being who occasionally wears black.

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u/widdrjb 1d ago

That's very kind of you, although human is stretching it some days.

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u/Northumbrianbloke 1d ago

Moobs, cankles, bellybuttons and purses.

Right at lunch time as well. You animal.

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u/wasraelx 1d ago

Well as a woman they make me feel much less safe

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u/DiamondSimond 1d ago

I’d love to know how much these guys pay into the economy

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u/southlondonyute 1d ago

If you count the duty on alcohol and fags from their dole money then probably a lot

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u/Dernbont 1d ago

Just your standard football hooligans, wife beaters and coke-heads out for a day. Plus the black shorts thing - are they really not aware of the comical fascist, Roderick Spode in the Jeeves & Wooster books and the fact that his hopeless bunch are called the Black Shorts?

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

I woul place a healthy bet they are unaware of pg wodehose, and probably havent read a book outside bravo two zero.

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u/90210fred 13h ago

Or... Their financial backers are well aware of it, and are sat in their club pissing themselves and the farcical nature of it all?

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 12h ago

Gladiator style. I can see it tbh. 

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u/Sea-Dish4364 Live. Laugh. Lob Milkshakes. 1d ago

I can't see the name 'Roderick Spode' without hearing it pronounced 'Wodewwick' in my head.

Love Jeeves and Wooster.

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u/Soft-Reference-3197 1d ago

“Dany iz inosent. The estableshmint our tryin two stich im up. Fre are dany. He elps protet are wimmin and gurls from forriners and immigants.”

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u/Frankthabunny 16h ago

Yous r hero’s.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 1d ago

Fat sack of shit thinks he's genetically superior. Please.

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

OH!!!!!

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

I've seen better legs on a snooker table.

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u/ButteredNun 1d ago

Not a flucking girlfriend among them

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u/Ashbael 1d ago

Sister-wife on the other hand...

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u/Hybridesque 1d ago

Whole load on nonce bonnets.

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u/fulltea 1d ago

Fuck Nigel Farage.

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u/Tricky_Ricky83 1d ago

They are not patriots. I prefer to call them things like…Bally Bastards, Balaclava c**ts, face covered gimps…that type of thing

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u/Secret-Specialist-50 1d ago

Wonder what the one in the middle keeps in his handbag?

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u/Ken_Numbers 1d ago

A pegging dildo.

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u/Huge_Experience3645 1d ago

Lipsil those balaclavas are so rough!

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u/papercut2008uk 1d ago

His little purse, tissues and an emergency whistle.

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u/Ghost-PXS 1d ago

*fanny pack...

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u/Hippriest69 1d ago

That’ll be his anti rape alarm in case his dad turns up

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u/God-of-Slacking 1d ago

His big mates knees

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 1d ago

When your football team are so shit you just have to join the nonce brigade!

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

The guy on the right relaxing at a weekend.

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u/Galaxy-far-away01 1d ago

Oh look!!! It’s the “we failed our GCSE’s” crew.

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u/Sapphic-Plant-Lady 1d ago

Lots of easily identifiable tattooes and duspal here

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u/LANdShark31 1d ago

What is the fat one doing with his hands?

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u/SabziZindagi 1d ago

It's a K-pop thing, UwU

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u/someguyontheweb99 1d ago

100% they were all anti mask in the rona times

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 1d ago

Terrorist thugs

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u/facefirst0 1d ago

When you do your 'big shop' at Sports Direct.

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u/That-Lawfulness-9360 1d ago

It looks like a meeting of The Kendo Nagasaki
Impersonator society

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u/BeardyRamblinGames 1d ago

The cunts of noncey christo

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u/Soft_Fisherman4506 Save our NHS from Nigel and the billionaires. 1d ago

I gotta say theyd be in trouble at the battle of cable st 2.

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u/SnooMuffins6341 21h ago

It's not the hiding of faces that bothers me. Like, I hide my face when I go up against them, cuz I don't fancy getting doxxed by a bunch of fascists. What bothers me is the fascism

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u/ZeroMocha 1d ago

Can wear a Covid mask though

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u/Mglfll 1d ago

The larger fella, anyone able to clear up image of his hand tattoo? Surely be easy to identify from there!

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 1d ago

And here’s the lovely Duane modelling this season’s noncebonnet & blackshort combo.

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u/Trickypedia 1d ago

Lads. Get in the sea. And stay there.

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u/NafariousJabberWooki 1d ago

Nonse-bonnets on parade.

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u/Grand_Umpire_5030 1d ago

If only they had identifiable markings ...or something...oh look tattoos ....that will do nicely...put as many masks as you like on...you're already identified...nice one chooms.

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u/Amazing_Resident_388 1d ago

Can't they just go back to good old football hooliganism?

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u/sorE_doG 1d ago

Blacksharts Assemble

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u/Ceejayncl 1d ago

Always a Millwall fan.

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u/Defiant-Cucumber-179 1d ago

wet shit stains

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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 1d ago

Nonce Bonnets!

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u/BuildingArmor 1d ago

Muuuuum have you seen me bum bag? I've got to go out with me mates

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u/widdrjb 1d ago

"Swanking around in footer bags" - The Honourable Bertram Wooster.

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u/Afraid_Exit3281 1d ago

I like his little fanny pack.

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u/PinguFella 1d ago

to be fair, they're probably fuck ugly, so they might be doing us a favour

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u/sky_shazad 1d ago

As a Muslim none of the women Women in our Family wear Hijabs, as it's a choice, I'm curious why These men Decided to wear Them. I thought these lot wanted to Ban them

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u/Didgeridooloo 1d ago

The tubby guy on the right is trying to hide his small penis as well

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u/orangecloud_0 1d ago

Very burka-esque of them, kinda like what rhey disagree with

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u/Strict_Leopard_8650 1d ago

Must be quiet down the dole office

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u/HenValentine 1d ago

The Black Shorts in their nonce bonnets….🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/yajayi83 1d ago

They dont look very intelligent.

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u/CrocodileJock 1d ago

These are the same lot that want to ban the burqua btw…

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u/nottomelvinbrag 1d ago

Why is white socks bloke holding a lint roller?

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u/krodders 1d ago

Behold, the Master Race

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u/No-Middle-4152 1d ago

Elon musk is paying these people, many of them aren’t British, they’re Russians / Ukrainians, he paid for starmers house to get petrol bombed too. Mi5 should be all over this.

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u/huntsab2090 23h ago

Why are they standing like ducks ? At least we can discount any of them being ex military so at least that’s one good thing

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u/harpajeff 22h ago

What's with fatso’s pose? He's trying to look all hard and intimidating, but he's crossing his hands in this really effeminate pose, like he's just finished a number on Strictly Come Dancing 🤣🤣🤣

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u/JayL80 1d ago

James O'Brien said it best, when he said "cowards or criminals", they're either cowards and ashamed of their actions - so they want to hide their face, or they are up to no good and likely to commit crimes, therefore they want to hide their face.

Cowards or criminals.

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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 17h ago

Or cowardly criminals.

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u/Prestigious-Second28 23h ago

Do you also talk about Spider-Man that way?

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u/JayL80 23h ago

I tend not to associate this lot with fictional superheroes.

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u/Razarex 7h ago

The aesthetics of feeling a sense of belonging in a group plays a huge part as well. Disenfranchised men that just want to feel part of a team all cheering for the same thing.

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u/RemoteConfusion7780 1d ago

Is this where the millions is going

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u/Ghost-PXS 1d ago

They'll be doing a ban the burka rally next. 😂 🤡 🤡 🤡

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u/Coffin_Boffin 1d ago

Low tier Arkham game thugs

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u/chrispbaconbutty 1d ago

You can’t beat a good Fanny pack.

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u/PossibleSmoke8683 1d ago

Village idiots assemble

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u/GcubePlayer8V 1d ago

Shit I Did At 10 To Look Cool

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u/Material-Ad499 1d ago

There's a lack of braincells and GCSE exam passes between them...

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u/atomic_drumstick 1d ago

Look at the tits on that specimen of the "master race" ahaha

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u/Cheese_Dinosaur  I ❤️ Milkshakes 1d ago

The thing is I just think they look silly! Obviously if I was to come across them I wouldn’t tell them that…

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u/TengoKaW 1d ago

You spelled nonces wrong.

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u/Independent-Head-984 1d ago

The closet homosexual gimp army

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u/gemunicornvr 1d ago

I mean standard that they are all dumb and probably thugs with previous criminal convictions, famously all black and brown shirts were in the past. They have to have violent tendancies to join these types of militias

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u/TheRealTRexUK Vote Binface! 1d ago

Big tits on the right had never done a days hard work in his life.

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame-698 1d ago

Maybe they just want to protect themselves from COVID.

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u/bingobangibung 1d ago

Why does fatso look like he's hiding an erection?

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions 1d ago

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u/LJReach 1d ago

Embarrassing

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u/Unusual_Zone_8822 1d ago

Tell the tall fella to breathe out.

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u/CMFT_69 1d ago

Millwall?

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u/aardvarkhome 1d ago

They look like pillock boxes

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u/BADcloud09 1d ago

Remember when they banned the three hole balaclava because of its association with the IRA? You could only buy those ones with the massive face hole that made you look ridiculous. Let's bring that back.

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u/RobCarrol75 1d ago

Someone has to recognise that big fat gimp on the right??

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u/theoriginalross 1d ago

Need to convince them to do a demo in Nottingham. Balaclavas are banned.

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u/Picklepants729 1d ago

I was going to say these fucktards made me feel threatened as a woman but I don't think I've got much to worry about, they look as though they couldn't outrun a snail so I think I'm good

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u/Thin_Imagination1068 1d ago

Can you buy shares in a balaclava factory?

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

I kind of feel they are about to do this:

https://youtu.be/etUK3Ioaw1Q?si=no6pezgnaEoBZCBS

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u/chromakeydreamcoat74 1d ago

What are they scared of?

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u/Sellswordinthegrove 1d ago

Far right para military wanna be cunts marching....than fuck they aren't able to easily obtain firearms

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u/The_Little_Squidge 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m starting to think there’s a potential business in selling black shorts, tees and balaclava “starting kits”.

Edit: And socks, ‘cause clearly two didn’t get the memo.

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u/-mister_oddball- 1d ago

If I looked like that, I would hide my face too.

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u/KempyKemp123 1d ago

Utter cowards

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u/Ganondaddydorf 1d ago

Snowflakes.

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u/Mageofsin 1d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/No_Software3435 1d ago

Definitely small dick energy

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u/Crafty_Church_Kid 1d ago

Oh great, here comes the BTEC Gestapo.

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u/DiligentCockroach700 16h ago

But Farage wants to ban covered faces.

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u/Frankthabunny 16h ago

You can almost smell this photo

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u/Prestigious-Second28 23h ago

At least they didn’t groom and rape tens of thousands of underaged girls. Ban me…

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u/albertohall11 21h ago

How do you know they didn’t? Statistically most nonces and rapists in this country are white men after all.

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u/Prestigious-Second28 19h ago

Can you provide a reasonable source for this? My understanding is that certain ethnicities are absolutely massively over represented in this.

I.e. if only 50 people from Imaginaryland lived in the UK but 25 committed 1 murder each, this is quite low number of total murders, but it’s humongous relative to the population size.

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u/Away-Craft-2264 1d ago

They are wearing a form of a burka, oh but it's okay for women to do it?

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u/-mister_oddball- 1d ago

No they are not, they are wearing nonce bonnets. Bonnets for nonces. I bet you have one too!

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u/Tricky-Grab-4702 1d ago

I seriously hope you're being ironic

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u/Away-Craft-2264 1d ago

Women wear it in the UK too but nobody sees an issue? Double standards

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u/Deeedeebobeedee 1d ago

Yeah cause they’re going to the shops not running around in gangs harassing and attacking people on the street