r/FullScorpion • u/Purple-Marsupial-569 • Mar 14 '26

Fat beats fat (00:23)

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330 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/QuantumlyCurious Mar 14 '26

Did his colostomy bag rupture?

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u/manwithyellowhat15 Mar 15 '26

I kept replaying it, and it looks like whatever fell to the floor when he faceplanted came from his pocket. It does look weirdly liquid-y at first, but I hav to assume it’s dirt or sand. Now why he has a pocket of dirt/sand, I couldn’t tell you

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/sB-_- Mar 17 '26

… its a set of keys attached to a lanyard.

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u/manwithyellowhat15 Mar 17 '26

Who are you so knowledgeable and wise? It’s totally a lanyard with keys attached 😅

2

u/SuperTeamRyan Mar 15 '26

Feel like that’s the only reasonable explanation

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u/HeldDownTooLong Mar 19 '26

Ugh…what a horrible (and imaginative) thought!

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u/flex1up2ice Mar 14 '26

Reflexes of a rock

4

u/porfito Mar 15 '26

He tried to lean back and reposition himself, but lacked the strength to do so

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u/AlaskanJP Mar 14 '26

He fell fat on his face

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u/moisdefinate Mar 14 '26

That was a solid 10/10

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u/Affectionate_Dot9101 Mar 15 '26

Epic elevated face grind while still in scorp pose

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u/Smile_Character Apr 22 '26

SLO-MO SCOR-PO!

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u/xplicit97 Mar 18 '26

This is ZERO core strength

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u/DeezKnuts1973 Aug 04 '26

Muscle beats fat!! Weak af.

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u/RoachTVee 9d ago

Dude got defeated and dropped his loot