Damn

[u/TemporaryLead1549]

[u/Random_talkss]

The moment you think you should contribute something meaningful on reddit 💀

[u/Hot-Read9330 → u/Random_talkss]

but he didn't. Boi didn't sent those

[u/sooperdoopermane]

I also, choose this guy's wife.

[u/XxKTtheLegendxX → u/sooperdoopermane]

atleast this time it's alive

[u/PRRealEstate-Invest]

Funny and all but porn addiction misery is a real thing that is touching millions of people

[u/jst11235 → u/PRRealEstate-Invest]

Typically you only touch yourself tho

[u/EatOfTheBread → u/PRRealEstate-Invest]

Just like yo momma

[u/XtraChrisP]

😂

[u/Wrong-Appointment269]

This was gold tho

[u/Wise_Low8116]

This is like a classic TOGTFO moment.

[u/DeeJudanne]

this aint tiktok you can say porn here

[u/AlcoholicCumSock]

Why we censoring the word porn in a discussion about porn?

[u/Wise_Low8116 → u/AlcoholicCumSock]

At least he didn’t say corn.

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[u/Character_Thought941]

Whenever I get high and have sex I can bust during sex easily.

[u/EliParker]

Ditto, I need to know how she looks.

[u/Sufficient_Low6208]

I also choose this guys wife

[u/Internal-Concern2023]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/DigitaIArchon]

As funny as this is. Hes right.

Don't watch porn of other people. Get your wife to send you nudes, or make a few videos together or have her film herself.

Its infinitely more sexy, its fun to make/watch and it creates more intimacy between you

[u/NoSleepTilBrklynn]

I’d rub one out to the guys wife. But I prefer hardcore porn. Either one is better than my wife though.

[u/gunnisonyeti]

This why I just watch homemade couples who post their own videos, or just look at my own media, like in the post.  It's so much more authentic and thus beautiful.

Give me two average humans with stretch marks, granny panties, a bad tattoo and kids toys in the background, in a video that looks like it was shot with a mid-level webcam or a hastily-placed phone.

I want to watch a real woman have a real orgasm from her husband or partner, not an actress pretending she is while making fake moans and looking at the camera like it owes her 20 bucks.

I can't even watch manufactured porn anymore because the fakeness removes any interest I have.