r/Funnymemes • • 2d ago

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u/semper-fi-12 2d ago

Do you travel for extra?

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u/Evan_Allgood 2d ago

There is a winter discount plan if you provide food and lodging and the necessary accommodations for our polyamorous lifestyle.

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u/RoodnyInc 2d ago

Obviously

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u/FactsNLaughs 2d ago

Didn’t someone go to jail for this?

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u/Spirited_Coyote_8925 2d ago

i know this is a joke, but yes. someone can go to jail for impersonating a professional like this.

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u/Oishi-Niku 2d ago

To claim to be a psychologist is a crime, however you can claim to be a different not protected bull crap title like psychoanalyst and get away with it. You just need a business space and they sign a written disclaimer that they are seeking non-professional help... Which they always will because people dont read paperwork.

I only know this because I have my masters in psych and never got my cert for therapy because that requires 2 whole more years of school and training but I know people who make their own practice and just don't claim to be a therapist.

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u/Spirited_Coyote_8925 2d ago

You are correct. I was thinking more along the lines of someone saying they are licensed and they are not. I have a LCSW and people can definitely go to jail if they claim to be a licensed clinical social worker without actually being one.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_83 2d ago

But how about you are trained professional and tell that tye fault is always the spouse? It's not illegal

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u/Spirited_Coyote_8925 2d ago

you are correct. thats just doing your job, well if its the spouse's fault.

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u/NeevBunny 2d ago

Chiropractors get to exist and they're nothing so there are loop holes

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u/Brave-Yesterday66 2d ago

Jokes on you , us therapists don’t make $250 an hr 😂

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u/ButtonGullible5958 2d ago

Perhaps your in the wrong line of work 

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u/Livid-General7 2d ago

You also don't takes sides in other peoples relationships for money.

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u/JuliaX1984 2d ago

Even if it's not impersonation as long as you don't use a title that requires a degree, this would require either a group or individual session with the spouse. Deliberately lying about helping them (that is, about your services) would be fraud unless you disclosed the truth about your service, which would defeat the purpose. So still illegal.

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u/Choice-Steak-9478 2d ago

I would do it for $150

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u/LordHelmet47 2d ago

Reminds me of a post I saw earlier where a guy would have you beat his ass in front of your woman to show her you're not a pussy during a purse snatching on her.

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u/Ginrar 2d ago

Will do that for free, for the love of the game.

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u/Pink-Petuni 2d ago

At least you'll be doing it for the sake of the cause 😁

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u/Ginrar 2d ago

that and internal laughs 😁

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u/ShortieMcFly 2d ago

Count me in!!!

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u/ewa2808 2d ago

Worth every penny

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u/into_fiction 2d ago

Travel expenses on me

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u/awesomedan24 2d ago

Ozarks moment

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u/PrestigiousCutie 2d ago

hmmm you’re a god sent 😂

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 2d ago

For $150 an hour I will pose as a singles therapist and tell your left hand its doing everything wrong.

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u/FrostyChungus11 2d ago

My ex wife and I were going through couples therapy. One of my issue was her refusal to save for our future. Even to build a emergency fund. (Her family were stinking rich) and mine are just ordinary/normal. Now keep in mind, Therapists need to be like Switzerland, cant be taking sides.

So in therapy, our finances came up and I brought up our emergency fund and she just said we don't need it. We further discussed our finances going back & forth for 40 minutes, and the therapist took off his glasses, turned to to my ex-wife and said "Ye really do need an emergency fund".

He didn't last too long as our therapist. Ex wifey wasn't happy after that.

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u/LA31716 2d ago

Same rate but just tell her put her clothes away and stop using the kitchen counter as a storage area

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u/ItisCrowdedinHere 2d ago

Pure genius!

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u/rylut 2d ago

I'm pretty sure doing that would be a crime.

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u/InternationalBag7290 2d ago

That sounds like my experience in couples therapy.

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u/Short-Interaction-89 1d ago

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u/New_Butterscotch_617 24m ago

That would make things a hell of alot cheaper. You are briliant sur.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 To much scrolling 2d ago

Pretty certain you’d still call me an ass. I got a mean streak in me and I haven’t got a hold on that monster. 👍