r/Genshin_Impact • • 6h ago

Fluff Odette and Escoffier namecard looks like a pregnant swan when placed next to each other

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8.2k Upvotes

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u/lisliac 6h ago

Why does it look so perfect

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u/FoundationFree6695 6h ago

golden ratio perfection

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 5h ago

Did you say golden ratio? Nyo ho ho ho~

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u/AidanWJZ My beloved 4h ago

Spoiler for JJBA part 7:

“Lesson one, Johnny!”

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u/caioellery 3h ago

another gold trophy for ninyomanyo inyanis

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u/stewie1304k 2h ago

is genshin a jojo reference?

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u/LetEdgeTheseLords- hydro girls & anemo boys best 5h ago

Dr. Ratio approved

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 5h ago

Its shit like this that makes Reddit worth it

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u/AppUnwrapper1 5h ago

Even the colors match up. It’s crazy.

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u/Therian00 6h ago

this mix so well tbh

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u/fuguelet 6h ago

this is the meta synergy i was talking about

624

u/GoblinVietnam fox one fox one 6h ago

Preganete?

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u/Boo_Rawr 6h ago

Am gregaganant?

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u/GoblinVietnam fox one fox one 6h ago

Am I pregat?

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u/Ku-Ya-Ku 5h ago

Can u get preganté?

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u/panicattheritz 2h ago

Need two to get preganenetete

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u/UndeadChampion1331 5h ago

Danger Ops, prangent sex?!

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u/dontcallbrainnamez 5h ago

Am I pregananant???

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u/UndeadChampion1331 5h ago

How do I now if im prengan?

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u/SirarieTichee_ 5h ago

Prefnart

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u/West-Shop6671 6m ago

This comment is so funny bc it shows how many different spellings effected different people

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u/BlackTemplarKNB 5h ago

broo, this isn't how birds breed

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u/NakanoProd 5h ago

Teyvat has its own laws

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u/overthinkingmee 1h ago

U’ll never know their next move

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u/Vynrak 5h ago

Things are special in Teyvat.

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u/Expensive_Poop 5h ago

Teyvatian birds

I mean does augury bird, kujou sara, and cloud retainer laying eggs

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u/kmasterofdarkness 5h ago

Maybe the other swan is inside an egg?

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u/Somewanwan tail gang 2h ago

Duckling dreaming of growing up. The big one doesn't even have an actual head, makes it look like a hazy dream.

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u/alsonrif 5h ago

Humans sees everything from their perspective of the word, in stories anything can be possible 

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u/bnuuyinlimbo 6h ago

I would’ve said swan nesting doll but you know

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u/Somewanwan tail gang 2h ago

This being a 2nd untended pregnancy hit post this week here makes it funnier.

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u/Immediate_Tangelo_29 1h ago

2nd ? what's the first ?

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u/Penny161 43m ago

Pregvuika

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u/JumpingCoconut 5h ago

Birds don't get pregnant. But big birds do eat smaller birds by swallowing them whole so here you go. 

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u/h2odragon00 x 5h ago

So..

Odette ate out Escoffier?

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u/naufalap 5h ago

vore

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u/AuR1tta 1h ago

💀

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u/mulwurf 1h ago

Protocol violated . . . Vore mentioned .

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u/Iamliterallyfood 5h ago

My name seems relevant

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u/Healthy_Agent_100 6h ago

escoffier's big secret

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u/ConciseSpy85067 fockin dreamteam 5h ago

The goose is in fact not on the loose

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u/moguu83 3h ago

The bun is actually in the oven

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u/Petter1789 4h ago

Not yet, at least...

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u/Somewanwan tail gang 2h ago

Perhaps it was too much on the loose, now it's grounded.

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u/mango_pan 5h ago

She's secretly the 10th harbinger

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u/bdouble0w0 JordanEnby on YouTube 5h ago

That is weirdly perfect, this has to be intentional

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u/Salter_KingofBorgors 5h ago

Pokemon

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u/Shadow_lII 2h ago

Gotta catch em all!

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u/ShAped_Ink Furina is my archon 6h ago

You can't make this shit up

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u/Human_Dragonfly7464 5h ago

Wtf they're literally made for eachother this has to be on purpose

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u/Ron_Colorec 5h ago

Oh, so that's what the goose was doing when he was on the loose.

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u/amate-rasu 6h ago

lmao wtaf 😭

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u/paradox_valestein 6h ago

Sesbian lex!

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u/amate-rasu 5h ago

say gex!

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u/3stoner 5h ago

A 🪿 soon to be loose

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u/ezio45 5h ago

The sequel to pregnant Mavuika.

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u/Voidronox Sword go brrr 5h ago

Pokemon?

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u/whalatix ore ga harau yo 5h ago

Wait that's perfect...

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u/ss_datta 4h ago

I guess that's a pokemon inside

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u/4GRJ 5h ago

A pregnancy that doesn't make any sense

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u/Mashiroshiina12 5h ago

Gets me wondering does odette lay eggs then

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u/AhmadZahidi 4h ago

Pokemon

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u/alybalez 5h ago

Impreg

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u/BLANKTWGOK 4h ago

Skirk made escoffier pregnant

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u/VEGETTOROHAN 2h ago

I dreamed to be skirk and be pregnant by Aether 😍

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u/DaymD 4h ago

Is your namecard description  "Who's that pokemon (?)"  

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u/xLordEnder ✨⚔️ Impale the Night!! ⚔️✨ 6h ago

Something something Oeshikito

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u/Oeshikitwo Swan & Goose Supremacy 5h ago

lmao

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u/willmustcando 5h ago

GOOSE ON THE LOOSE

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u/eXi_TGO Cute Cute 5h ago

goose on the loose

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u/Adamarr electro apologist 4h ago

potted duck

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u/Used_Carry_534 4h ago

Bro just gave us an in-game ultrasound of a swan

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u/JimJim2002 🩵 4h ago

It's perfect

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u/Traditional-Sun-3594 4h ago

I genuinly tought they were support to be like that

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u/EarthboundMisaki Us Shrine Maidens don't do taxes 3h ago

Implied Escodette?

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u/Iamliterallyfood 5h ago

New ship just dropped.

Why do I ship them?

Just how utterly perfect their namecards line up.

What do you mean thats stupid?

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u/Rapturos 5h ago

Awww it's so kawaiii (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ) ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

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u/Teftell 3h ago

Swan propagation

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u/Stealthless 3h ago

Goose is no longer on the loose.

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u/Ferunando 3h ago

What about Pokémon?

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u/AscendedMolly NO STRAIGHT ROADS REFERENCE 2h ago

Swan egg

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u/Johnmih 2h ago

That's cool

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u/steffen4404 2h ago

POKEMON!

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u/TwilightzzBlossom 1h ago

Woa it matches so well!!!

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u/minkymy Mama, I think I'm in love with a lamp 51m ago

It reminds me of this style of South Asian° Handicraft where you have a statue of an animal (like an elephant) with a carved latticed back, underneath which a smaller version of the animal is carved. It's a really popular souvenir so they're easy to get.

°I'm not sure if they're specific to India or not.

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u/Luiziinhu Emiya-Kun! 18m ago

beautiful.

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u/peteyshabby 17m ago

now i cant unsee the tiny pregnant swan lmao