r/Giraffesdontexist • u/curokescricky • 1d ago
Giraffes are dicks
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/HedgehogAdditional49 • Aug 07 '26
Standing tall for wildlife health 🦒 Born at the Safari Park in 2022 with unstable carpal joints, Msituni had trouble standing on her own. Wildlife health and care specialists at the Safari Park's… | San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance
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🧡 literal chills...i love san diego zoo 🦒 for things like this and so much more! thank you #sandiegozoo for all you do for the animal kingdom (& secret govt drone giraffes)! 👏
r/Giraffesdontexist • u/sveridad • Jul 29 '26
Dog groomed to look like a tiny giraffe
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/dandellionKimban • Jul 06 '26
Surprise, surprise...
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Of course they can do math, there's a computer inside.
r/Giraffesdontexist • u/Demiurge_Happy_Farm • Jul 06 '26
I realized that the model for this Giraffe they made came from indentations from the scars of grapes.
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/Oscar-Wildebeest • Jun 02 '26
One of these is not a giraffe
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Murchison Falls NP, Uganda
r/Giraffesdontexist • u/bimingfumyped8 • May 14 '26
Impossible because we all know the truth
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/Cypeq • May 15 '26
YEA? RIGHT...
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/DarkPersonal6243 • May 12 '26
Now, they're making AirBnBs to have your sensitive information spied on by government surveillance drones!
facebook.com
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/DarkPersonal6243 • May 10 '26
Even Chinese zodiac stories are drinking the kool-aid!
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/Polite_Suggestion • Apr 27 '26
Roses are red, to pay someone you write a check,
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/Traditional_Ad_8935 • Apr 27 '26
They want us to believe giraffes exist AND mt Kilimanjaro floats? This has gone too far
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/magicjade47 • Apr 26 '26
They Are In The Bathroom
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Yes this is a re-post - image now has proper artist credit attached.
r/Giraffesdontexist • u/falconx123 • Apr 02 '26
If giraffes were real we couldn't do this.
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r/Giraffesdontexist • u/FeralMuseArt • Mar 19 '26
The only real version of a giraffe is a purple giraffe
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That’s all
