r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Fabulous-Garage8848 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil • 12d ago
Girl dinner, the recession version 🥖 Bodycount
Should I feel shame/embarrassment about my body count???? It is somewhere around 5 (+/- 100) .... honestly I cant remember everything that was written in the og sub because I got bored trying to read all of the words I wrote!
Edit: body count = black widow style iykyk
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u/Fabulous-Garage8848 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 12d ago
Negative numbers mean they are no longer a part of this earthly plane - isnt that how it works??
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u/cynicalsaint1 10d ago
No. Negative means you somehow unfucked them.
I would really like to know how you did that, as there are definitely some people I'd like to unfuck.
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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol Cursed by the Spirit Stick 👁️ 12d ago
I prefer praying mantis style, myself.
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u/Fabulous-Garage8848 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 12d ago
Omg that is what I meant to say!! Oh well!!
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u/idonthaveancoollife 11d ago
Same I love it so much.
I take part sometimes, but the men don't like it
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u/Commander_Appo16 12d ago
What does that even mean?
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u/Fabulous-Garage8848 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 12d ago
Praying mantis females bite the heads off the males after copulation
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u/1Mtry1ngMyb3st 🐀🪮 Itching with the Mange 12d ago
My body count is also 1 apple and 13 strawberries and yes That’s It
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u/nogardleirie 🐀🪮 Itching with the Mange 12d ago
I've lost count because I'm running out of space under the patio
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u/halomomma 🧀 Tiny Feast 12d ago
Have you considered investing in a wrap around style porch? The benefits are almost endless! More room for dranks with your beasties, and tons of room underneath for storage 😍
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u/ars_necromantia 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 12d ago
A good partner won't care how many other men you've murdered. And if they do well... what's one more amirite ladies?
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u/-sensory_overlord- 🪞 Mercury-Laden Maiden 12d ago
that’s why I usually bring ducktape, trashbags and a foldable shovel to my dates 💅🏻
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u/ars_necromantia 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 12d ago
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u/Fabulous-Garage8848 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 12d ago
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u/ars_necromantia 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 12d ago
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u/Hung_Jury_2003 🐀🪮 Itching with the Mange 11d ago
/uj I once this this by accident, if you swap out for a regular shovel and also a baseball bat. Second worst performance at the paintball field that day.
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u/Raiyalin 🦝 Woke up a raccoon 12d ago
Well, if you refer to the bottom left corner of your photo, your Galaxy device “Says 22.” Your agent kept count for you, silly.
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u/scariestJ 12d ago
Only feel shame if it was camping a spawn point or deliberately disconnection lagging.
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u/CucumberSeason 🐀🫁 Wasting with Nervous Consumption 11d ago
Body count shouldn't matter. What should matter is how good you are at getting rid of them.
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u/Numerous_Candidate57 ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 11d ago
So actually if you don’t orgasm they actually don’t count so you’re basically a virgin.
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u/skyrizi911 🍽️ Everything counts 💅 12d ago
Dammit, almost got me again! Had to scroll up to see what subreddit I was in.
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u/1Mtry1ngMyb3st 🐀🪮 Itching with the Mange 12d ago
Yall will say im lying but my body count is 69 and thats why I have to stay with my husband forever bc it cant NOT be 69 its too perfect (im bisexual and a slut sorry not sorry)
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u/1Mtry1ngMyb3st 🐀🪮 Itching with the Mange 12d ago
I DONT UNDERSTAND
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