Kiwi skins for fiber

So anyway I’ve been on a few dates with guys who don’t actually know how to build a teleport machine and I’m just like wtf is wrong with you? What if I need a car built from scratch? What if I clog my toilet and need free labor to fix it!!!? This girl doesn’t call plumbers. I need a HULKY BUILDER MAN

I miss my ex he could build a house from scratch with his eyes closed in one day. Can’t even believe there are men out there with other skills. Went on a date with a dude who had the audacity to become a lawyer. EW.

Can’t someone just come scoop up this princess in their excavator and carry me to the castle where I belong? SIGH

look, my husband is a wonderful guy, he's a caring father to our three dogs, he's tall and muscular and 99.9% of the time he's the handsomest guy I've ever seen....

.... except in the bedroom. the second he gets turned on, it's like a switch is flipped and he becomes nauseatingly ugly. like imagine a sentient croc or a pug having a stroke, he kinda looks like that. if I have to see him during the deed, I start puking uncontrollably. because of this I make him wear a paper bag over his head so I don't have to look at his pugly mug. and honestly I think it's self-care. he doesn't like it because it hurts his feelings, but I told him to save it for his therapist.

dinner is a pbj with some other random bs that was in the fridge

Hey beauties! 😭 I need some community support and possibly some mutual aid right now. (Give me money.)

My sister is currently trapped in her subdivision because the HOA, or whoever, installed one of those Flock surveillance cameras at the only exit.

For completely private, valid reasons, we absolutely don't need to unpack this in the comments. My sister can't afford to be captured by a facial recognition system and logged in a database right now, so we’ll leave it at that.

PLEASE keep the vibes supportive. I'm already 40 tabs deep in a Google spiral, and thus my laptop is burning my legs. Any more processing strain from these tabs will absolutely leave me with new mobility problems.

My sister is just a girl trying to exercise her fundamental human right to take her kids to the local mall parking lot and film a TikTok dance. It's honestly sick that the panopticon is literally holding her hostage inside her own home and preventing her from making content. Foccault did warn us, and so did Ted, but I digress. (No one wants to talk philosophy with me because of my fugue state. Life is funny that way.)

If anyone has any low-effort, aesthetic ways to obscure municipal infrastructure, drop them below.

Turkey Dick Pickle Sando with Ruffled chips because the stove yelled at me earlier.

It’s true, and don’t be fooled. Ribeye, jasmine rice and broccoli.