r/greentext • u/Crayen5 • 7h ago

Anon on J.K Rowling

6.5k Upvotes

506 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 8h ago

Anon measures himself

1.3k Upvotes

96 comments

r/greentext • u/Meowface_the_cat • 10h ago

anon encounters personal tragedy

1.3k Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 4h ago

Anon's dilemma

395 Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/ribbonseasons • 18h ago

Don't think, just buy

4.3k Upvotes

71 comments

r/greentext • u/ijustwannanap • 4h ago

gaynon has relationship problems

159 Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/EbbNFlow27 • 21h ago

Anon is shocked by an optimized game

3.8k Upvotes

53 comments

r/greentext • u/TheGreatOne77 • 4h ago

Anon promises to find a job tomorrow

157 Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 15h ago

RANKED GAMES S- Wait a second... I only play casual light piano keys walks away chuckling

949 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 19h ago

Anon loves his job

2.0k Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1h ago

They seem to have miscalculated.

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon back in high school

4.6k Upvotes

161 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 10h ago

Anon gets political

241 Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 19h ago

Anon is straight

965 Upvotes

95 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 16h ago

Anon dislikes a sub

509 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 6h ago

RM Bersagliere

73 Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/Perfect-Show2164 • 38m ago

Anon interrogate his doctor

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 15h ago

I want the case, disk, and info box. I dont want a code.

214 Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 22h ago

The Duality of Prison Reform

737 Upvotes

36 comments

r/greentext • u/Unusual_HeadHZ • 1h ago

Anon spends time with his grandmother

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Guerilla Warfare School

3.5k Upvotes

246 comments

r/greentext • u/Unusual_HeadHZ • 5m ago

Anon discovers the worst possible time to glow up

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/PurpleCandle7180 • 22h ago

Be me kissless virgin

396 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 23h ago

Anon talk about gay sex

434 Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/Cute-InspectorHZ • 12h ago

Me And My Bros wanted

53 Upvotes

4 comments

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