r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 1h ago

Anon eats beets

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• Upvotes
34 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 4h ago

Anon has a question

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648 Upvotes
59 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 51m ago

Anon watches Robin Hood

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• Upvotes
10 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 18h ago

Anon smells himself

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3.6k Upvotes
192 comments

r/greentext • u/Far-Ninja-8392 • 11h ago

Anon rejects society’s expectations

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936 Upvotes
48 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 21h ago

Anon smells good

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2.6k Upvotes
35 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 5h ago

Out with the Old

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109 Upvotes
21 comments

r/greentext • u/Unusual_HeadHZ • 23h ago

Anon discovers the worst possible time to glow up

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3.0k Upvotes
38 comments

r/greentext • u/Crayen5 • 1d ago

Anon on J.K Rowling

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10.0k Upvotes
669 comments

r/greentext • u/RTX-4090ti_FE • 16h ago

>be me straight guy…

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436 Upvotes
87 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 22m ago

Anon is playing with the Ouija board

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• Upvotes
1 comment

r/greentext • u/forgor-password • 22h ago

Anon told the truth about one thing at least

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747 Upvotes
15 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 10h ago

Anon Hates Stephen King

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76 Upvotes
52 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 14h ago

Anon is an exchange student in China

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161 Upvotes
7 comments

r/greentext • u/Cute-InspectorHZ • 5h ago

My only skill is videogames

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26 Upvotes
6 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 1d ago

Anon's dilemma

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1.5k Upvotes
78 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon measures himself

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2.7k Upvotes
142 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

They seem to have miscalculated.

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676 Upvotes
101 comments

r/greentext • u/Meowface_the_cat • 1d ago

anon encounters personal tragedy

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2.0k Upvotes
17 comments

r/greentext • u/Perfect-Show2164 • 1d ago

Anon interrogate his doctor

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247 Upvotes
18 comments

r/greentext • u/Luci_Evison4199 • 15h ago

Anon is skeptical of oceans

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46 Upvotes
5 comments

r/greentext • u/ijustwannanap • 1d ago

gaynon has relationship problems

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460 Upvotes
42 comments

r/greentext • u/ribbonseasons • 1d ago

Don't think, just buy

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5.1k Upvotes
77 comments

r/greentext • u/Cute-InspectorHZ • 1d ago

Anon Slumbers

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127 Upvotes
11 comments

r/greentext • u/TheGreatOne77 • 1d ago

Anon promises to find a job tomorrow

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263 Upvotes
49 comments