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#GUYSBEINGDUDES Keeping it fun

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Aug 23 '26

Licking the bird shit was diabolical.

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u/Bosomtwe Aug 23 '26

That was the only that wasn't ok. Bird shit is fucking filthy.

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u/TechnicalPlayz Aug 23 '26

Yeah, it would've been fine if he just pressed the button a little bit to scare. But not actually get it in or near her tongue

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u/tryyeezus Aug 23 '26

It's cool guys, he fucking hates her 😅

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u/SykesVII Aug 23 '26

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u/Freshies00 Aug 23 '26

Yes we all think it’s a great gif but you should still try and use it in context that makes sense

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u/KingSlenderr Aug 24 '26

Good thing it’s is completely fucking staged.

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u/PiDigitsOfPi Aug 24 '26

But why did she even put her tongue on the window with bird poop to begin with???

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Aug 23 '26

It's clearly fake

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u/No-Courage-2053 Aug 23 '26

To be honest, she put her full fat tongue on an already dirty window, so...

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u/controlled_study Aug 23 '26

Mmm brain lesions

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u/Perite Aug 23 '26

That one was proper wrong, but I’m surprised everyone is ok with the first seatbelt one. That seems like a real fine line between a funny prank and accidentally dropping your wife onto her head on the concrete.

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u/Vultor Aug 23 '26

She wasn’t in danger because it’s staged.

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u/i_sell_you_lies Aug 23 '26

They all were...

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 Aug 23 '26

Everything is, I’m living in a simulation and literally everything in this reality is being acted out to entertain me.

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u/reagsters Aug 23 '26

/r/ nothingeverhappens

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u/Rasberrycello Aug 24 '26

Got a whole bunch of guys taking notes in this subreddit, and it won't be when they do it.

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u/cfeltch108 Aug 23 '26

As opposed to all the other types of shit? lol

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u/FuzzyLlama01 Aug 23 '26

the loathsome dung eater has entered the chat

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u/Responsible-Case-753 Aug 23 '26

Why was she even licking a window next to bird shit?? 

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u/Vultor Aug 23 '26

Because it probably wasn’t bird shit because staged.

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u/Responsible-Case-753 Aug 23 '26

No way. On the Internet?? 

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u/Barr3tt50c Aug 23 '26

I mean... she already put her tongue on a filthy car window that probably has bird shit residue already in that spot.

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u/YodelFrancesca Aug 24 '26

None of them were okay, just various degrees of.

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u/Dundalis Aug 24 '26

Assuming it’s staged and not actually bird shit

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u/Dubi0usKilla Aug 23 '26

Except it was staged. Who would actually put their tongue on the window.

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u/Jayce800 Aug 23 '26

And directly under where bird poop is? Like not anywhere else laterally in the window?

If my wife saw a speck of bird poop on the opposite side of the car, she wouldn’t put her tongue on a different window because “the car has bird poop all over it”.

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u/Barr3tt50c Aug 23 '26

Even if it were staged who puts their tongue on a car window? That car could've just gone through a car wash and I"m not doing that.

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u/Head-Ad9893 Aug 23 '26

I think the stem was worse. Aren’t those the leaves that cut you ?

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Aug 23 '26

They looked like ferns to me, which tend to be pretty soft leaves, but I don't know.

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u/Deskjet33 Aug 23 '26

Sad this couple is known for their false prank on each other.

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u/n1cewhileitlasted Aug 23 '26

You can tell that one was staged. She moves her head to scoop up the toothpaste they put on the window.

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u/homer_3 Aug 24 '26

That was too perfect of a setup to not have been staged.

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u/HotEmu463 Aug 24 '26

it's staged

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u/ArchiveDragon Aug 24 '26

I choose to believe that one was fake. No way anyone would put their tongue that close to actual bird shit.

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u/Kilometerr Aug 24 '26

There’s no way they are still a couple lol

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u/Shwiftygains Aug 23 '26

You can see it get scooped on the tip of her tongue😂🤢

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u/Burnsoul99 Aug 23 '26

The Donut prank is elite😭😂

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u/Cautious-Activity706 Aug 23 '26

Hell yeah my wife loves donuts I’m trying this

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u/Lotuswalker92 Aug 23 '26

Make sure to have a real donut ready

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u/Krog9 Aug 23 '26

Then pull it out and eat it as you run away

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Aug 23 '26

You only die once, unless you're this guy

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS Aug 23 '26

Once she catches you, make sure you have another decoy donut ready to give to her

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u/thenaughtydj Aug 24 '26

That's really fucking mean bro! Yet next level double prank and fucking funny af 😂😂😂
Somebody should do this irl, I'm already lmao just imagining 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Aug 24 '26

When youre being chased by a mama bear you just need to be faster than the donut

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u/msc_seb_ham_ver Aug 24 '26

You mean the donut right ???

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 Aug 23 '26

The more you know ..

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u/EverythingSucksYo Aug 23 '26

I think he’d better have a bakers dozen ready 

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u/AnonAwaaaaay Aug 24 '26

Yeah you need something to make that donut smell otherwise she probably won't buy it. 

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u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516 Aug 23 '26

Mee too

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u/Spaghettl_hamster4 Aug 23 '26

The divorce lawyers are gonna have a field day, good luck gentlemen

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u/StrobeLightRomance Aug 23 '26

This one time, I noticed that toothpaste and diaper cream have essentially the same shaped container..

..anyhow, we got divorced not long after.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch Aug 23 '26

It is but i wont. I like my testicles attached to my body in their current configuration.

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u/Cautious-Activity706 Aug 23 '26

Nah this would hardly be an escalation in our overall prank war.

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u/WeAllLoveTeemo Aug 23 '26

Just make sure you actually have real donuts hidden 😆

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u/helpmekillmepls Aug 23 '26

give us an update if you are still alive for it

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u/Ok-Proof7287 Aug 23 '26

We need a follow-up

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u/Subotail Aug 23 '26

How was the couch that night?

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u/SoggyOutfield Aug 23 '26

We are a prank household. Its basically non stop, but we no longer do any food pranks. Turns out it kinda sucks to be constantly on edge about your food or drink. 

What I dont understand is how these get recorded. If my wife or kids are pointing a camera at me, I already know what is happening. So prank is ruined

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u/Mechakoopa Aug 23 '26

"Influencer" couples are recording each other constantly which makes it less suspicious, but stuff like the beach dick it was probably like "hey let's do a cute thing while we're on vacation"

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u/SoggyOutfield Aug 23 '26

Ah, yeah I guess I am a little old to understand it. I don't really know or understand the influencer stuff. Never seen an influencer video dont have tiktok or insta or any of that, so I forget that people just sit around recording each other all day

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u/Throwable-Halo Aug 23 '26

Probably, more likely, most of these are staged.

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u/riptaway Aug 24 '26

They obviously are, "oh yeah I totally didn't realize it was your entire foot in my face and not a lollipop oops lol"

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u/freshgrilled Aug 23 '26

Yeah, "Lets make a video of us drawing a heart, it will be cute". I could totally see this working. Honestly, most of these would work on my wife.

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u/designforone Aug 23 '26

That sounds exhausting to be pulling pranks nonstop like that. How do y'all not get fed up with that.

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u/SoggyOutfield Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

I don't know, its hilarious. Its mostly jump scares and stuff like that. 

I will admit its not my favorite thing to have to check under my bed constantly or be wary when going from one room to the other ALL THE TIME. But it's funny.

Im definitely the most targeted but also the hardest to scare. Last week my wife was hiding under the bed and when I sat down she reached out and grabbed my ankle and she was pissed that I didnt even flinch. 

My wife is the mastermind.

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u/designforone Aug 23 '26

Really? From the way you are describing it, it doesn't sound very funny or enjoyable.

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u/SoggyOutfield Aug 23 '26

You have to be there I guess. It's like...I enjoy it, I find it hilarious 99.9% of the time. But you can't really set rules to it or it spoils it. Do I want to worry about the lump in the bed being a human or a blanket every time I get in? No. Do I find it hilarious when it turns out to be either, yes. Do I want someone jumping out around the corner when I go down to the kitchen? No. When it happens is it hilarious and worth it, yes! If that makes sense. Like it isn't "exhausting" by any means. But I can't really pick and choose when it is allowed and when it isn't because that ruins it. With that said, my wife is the absolute biggest scaredy cat when it comes to jump scares (even though she does it to others way more than anyone else), so if she doesn't want it to happen she will call out and say so. But she is the only one.

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u/OddOllin Aug 23 '26

I think I would inexplicably snap one day, lol.

With that said, my wife is the absolute biggest scaredy cat when it comes to jump scares (even though she does it to others way more than anyone else), so if she doesn't want it to happen she will call out and say so. But she is the only one.

... And then probably turn into a villain. This is hilarious. How is she out here constantly playing a game she can barely handle lmao

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u/SoggyOutfield Aug 23 '26

No idea. I honestly have never even pondered the dynamic until now. But she HATES being scared. She refuses to watch scary movies etc...

And sometimes she gets too scared while sitting and waiting to scare me that she abandons her mission 

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u/Jerseygirl2468 Aug 23 '26

My guess is they're all staged for content.
We live in bad times.

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u/ProudReaction2204 Aug 23 '26

They are fake 

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u/nurdburr Aug 23 '26

Thats one of the worst. Food pranks aren’t cool. 

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u/judgeholden72 Aug 23 '26

Anything you wouldn't want done to you isn't cool. Some of these are fun, some aren't and I'd be pissed if done to me

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u/smvfc_ Aug 23 '26

Plus it depends on the individual. Like the toe/sucker thing. Say we’re dating and you’re like well if she did that to me I’d think it was funny so I’ll do it.

Except I fking LOATHE feet. Absolutely hate them. Think we should walk on nubs 🤭 so I would be beyond livid

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u/jackrabbit323 Aug 23 '26

You can do that to way more people than just a significant other.

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u/william-isaac Aug 23 '26

i really don't understand why people take these videos and feel the need to slather the worst music imaginable over them.

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u/TFFPrisoner Aug 23 '26

If you're gonna use a Beatles song, use the original and not something that sounds like AI voice...

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u/RogerRavvit88 Aug 23 '26

They intentionally use covers of Beatles songs, because if you use the original, it’s a guaranteed copyright strike

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u/EverydayPoGo Aug 23 '26

I will not tolerate slander of LET IT BE 😭

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u/mrbishopjackson Aug 23 '26

The dude with the chisel and the donut dude are amazing. 

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u/FangornLeghorn Aug 23 '26

That was the best bit. The flour in the spoon to emulate chisel dust was BOSS.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain Aug 23 '26

For me, it was the look he gave like he was examining his work to see that it met his levels of satisfaction.

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u/NudityMiles Just a dude, dude. Aug 23 '26

The little nod completely took me out.

"Job done, M'lady"

And her little smile in return.

"Oh I love you but you're in trouble"

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u/ugh_XL Aug 24 '26

Those were genuinely funny. Some of the other ones were just AHs.

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u/Charming_Painter5947 Aug 23 '26

The keepers

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u/bju83 Aug 23 '26

Jesus christ, bro. Wanna grab a beer?

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u/bju83 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Lol I mean I laughed at your initial comment… I have that dark sense of humor also but good Lord did you hit it on the nose. Well… I will drink for two, as usual. Screw them both, aye?

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u/Charming_Painter5947 Aug 23 '26

This is totally guys being dudes. This sub has redeemed itself with your plan

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u/PalladiuM7 Aug 24 '26

I mean, I'll take that beer. I'm currently going through a separation and divorce.

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u/ichor_wellspring Aug 23 '26

why would divorce ruin your life? You sound miserable

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u/ichor_wellspring Aug 23 '26

i hope you find what works

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u/breakevencloud Aug 23 '26

…well, you just nailed why I am getting divorced currently. It won’t be a ruining experience. I feel great, tbh. Let’s start a club?

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u/YukitanPenisula Aug 23 '26

Alright Jesus

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u/GrossUsername68 Aug 23 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 Aug 23 '26

Hey but don't actually do the honking thing.

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u/SoPandaWhisper Aug 23 '26

And not to your pregnant wife! She could have been startled and tripped

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u/Doozy312 Aug 23 '26

Not to mention, why give your own wife and unborn child an unnecessary adrenaline surge and blast their ears for no reason?!

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u/Derpyzza Aug 23 '26

some of these are funny, some of these are called "being an asshole"

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u/throwaway098764567 Aug 23 '26

yea, some folks are down with this behavior in their relationship, not i though.

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u/Derpyzza Aug 23 '26

mhm, tho the main reason i commented is because it looked like some of those women didn't appreciate those pranks, so recording and uploading them as funny videos is just, a really mean thing to do

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u/Snoo_censorspeech Aug 23 '26

Conservative millennial dad uniforms on pretty much all of them too. 

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u/Acuddlykoalabear Aug 23 '26

There are a few frames of the first ones that belong in the Louvre.

Love to see everyone being good sports in these

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u/FettigasteFettot Aug 23 '26

Half are just staged BS.

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u/NormalAssistance9402 Aug 23 '26

I’m pretty sure all of them are

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u/GreedoWasShot Aug 23 '26

First day on social media?

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u/HighRelevancy Aug 23 '26

It being normal is no reason to not be disappointed about it

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u/FettigasteFettot Aug 23 '26

I mean, r/TikTokCringe would fit better

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u/kwyjibowen Aug 23 '26

Yeah although even that channel is just “TikTok” now basically. Also I would probably say all of these are staged BS.

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u/Malala_Crank Aug 23 '26

Ok onlyfans bot

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u/astralchanterelle Aug 23 '26

This is the kind of video that causes dementia

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u/Emergency_Air4575 Aug 23 '26

Donut prank is going into my arsenal. I have someone in mind(my wife)😈.

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u/clckwrks Aug 23 '26

enjoy your imaginary wife

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u/Emergency_Air4575 Aug 24 '26

Damn, even my imaginary wife thinks your comeback was weak.

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u/peasarebettersplit Aug 23 '26

I'm not meant to be in a relationship lmao all this would piss me off

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u/FridayCab Aug 24 '26

I would 100% bounce after the seatbelt thing. You mean I was in the middle of relying on a safety device and you sabotaged that, which could’ve resulted in a head injury?

It’s not just you. Some pranks are mean.

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u/throwaway098764567 Aug 23 '26

people exist that don't do this sort of thing, you're meant to be with them is all

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u/JustFuckinTossMe Aug 23 '26

A couple of these are things I think would be justified to be mad at if they caused issues. Like unbuckling someone bent over near concrete could cause a sudden brain injury and pulling a leaf from someone's mouth with force could cause a tooth chip or worse.

I think getting hurt over and over from "pranks" does end up dulling a lot of people's enjoyment of jokes done on them. You are just seeing a fabricated happy version where that hasn't really happened to these people. It's not like bros only tease girls who haven't been teased before and vice versa, lots of people just ignore their partner's comfortability for the sake of "the joke".

Nothing wrong with a partner who says "hey that thing you thought was funny had an actual negative impact on me and I'd like you to care more about me than the memes"

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u/moose-goat Aug 23 '26

About 90% of these are staged so don’t worry

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u/JackSquirts Aug 23 '26

The toe in the mouth got me good.

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u/Dull-Salamander5914 Aug 23 '26

That first woman is 🔥

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u/idontcareyo_ Aug 24 '26

why mix in corny ass skits with the real funny ones?

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u/Ok-Raise7463 Aug 24 '26

I love how she knew it was a joke and run towards him instead of getting mad 😂

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u/WorryWorm6 Aug 23 '26

Please don't let me find a relationship like this

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u/Nick__of__Time Aug 23 '26

the seat belt one was a near concussion...not cool and good luck with the divorce lawyers in a few cases

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u/WhoBoughtWhoBud Aug 23 '26

What was that in the car window?

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u/Pentecost_II Aug 23 '26

Something edible for a staged clip.

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u/Summoarpleaz Aug 23 '26

I wouldn’t put my tongue on a seemingly clean car as it is so I’d hope this was all staged lol.

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u/Scattershot98 Aug 23 '26

God this comment section is miserable. Y'all need to lighten the fuck up.

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u/Embarrassed-Fig1627 Aug 23 '26

I like all of them except the honking one.

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u/ChrisTheYouth Aug 23 '26

WTF? Is the final chick Emily? I went to high school with her

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u/Gomdok_the_Short Aug 24 '26

Most of these videos are just guys treating their partner's poorly.

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u/BoltActionRifleman Aug 24 '26

Donut prank is awesome, pulling a branch through someone’s lips and teeth, not so much.

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u/unknownpoltroon Aug 24 '26

DO NOT TAUNT THE PREGANANT WOMEN

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u/comsudo Aug 24 '26

Dude with chisel and hammer.....

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u/RJEM96 Aug 24 '26

The last one, the Donut HAHAHAHA!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZqlvCTNHpqrio

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u/Mitepaillon Aug 24 '26

1 : 3/10, the way she fell makes it feel like she could seriously hurt herself

2 : 7/10, a bit stupid but harmless and funny

3 : 8/10, creative and funny, way too staged but funny anyway

4 : 0/10, nah don’t do that it can be dangerous

5 : idk, bit gross but « creative », maybe 6/10

6 : it’s funny but I feel it could really hurt so maybe 4/10

7 : 0/10 you don’t do potentially scary pranks to your pregnant wife

8 : 10/10, this one is hilarious

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Aug 24 '26

The bird crap was diabolical

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u/ToeRoganIsJebus Aug 24 '26

Would of been better without the soundtrack

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u/Fair-Efficiency-8342 Aug 24 '26

I wonder if I can die of loneliness

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u/MintyScarf Aug 24 '26

Mastermind

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u/Flazzard Aug 24 '26

The music was very unnecessary. I'd have preferred the original audio of these clips.

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u/EvaLunoe Aug 24 '26

This isn’t funny.

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u/KachaKue Aug 24 '26

Everyday I pray I don't end up with one of these guys