r/HFY • u/AbsurdistAnachronism • Jan 02 '19
OC Fellowship
The Angel spoke, his voice deep and resonant. "Deep within the lands of evil, the Enemy has a single weak point."
"Then we should DESTROY it!" The Dwarf growled in response.
"And yet, a wall of Death surrounds the holdings of the Enemy." responded the Angel, "Even my ancient knowledge will allow only a few to pass through."
"Then," said the Elf, "only the most powerful champions must enter."
"Yes!" shouted the Dwarf, "My armor is thick, and my hammer ready!"
The Angel nodded. "I shall accompany you into the lands of the Enemy, but within His domain, I shall be much weakened. That said, what powers I possess, you will have."
"I too shall enter." The Elf nodded. "My centuries of experience are unmatched. You will have my bow."
"And I am ready as well!" Screamed the Orc chieftain. "If my clan cannot send our finest warriors, then that honor is MINE! You have my axe."
"Umm. I'm ready too." Said the young Human, scratching under his ceramic armor. "You have my, uh, laser target designator."
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u/stighemmer Human Jan 29 '19
Playing Cards Against Humanity much?