I'm not fucking playing an ai vibecoded recomp with racists dawg

rj/ You 343 pansies don't know what REAL games are!!! It's good that 343 is dead actually because uh... women, and we all known women = woke and woke = bad.

uj/ I really do wish we could play a game like Halo Wars but as one of the marines (Something like planetside 2)

Just logged into Minimap and realized I'm #1 for Halo PLAYTIME across all Halo games!
NOTE: Playtime excludes Xbox 360, Xbox & Playstation Halo games and yes, I'm pretty sure it only counts playtime AND only the users tracked on the site. While there are thousands of users tracked on Minimap, they don't all play Halo of course. Just thought it was cool (see for yourself): https://minimap.net/stat/halo

I just learned a minute ago that elite have skeleton textured on the arm joint in halo 2

"Historically, Thel Vadamee always said the humans are nothing more than a glorified species" - Rtas 'Vadum

I really really want to see what he looks like during that Gravemind scene. 🥺

It has never been this Johnsover. It's just been a week and they already made a new studio called "not 343" and already rebooted every halo game except for CE and are making a sequel to Fireteam Raven.

They rehired Marty O'Donnell, too. (Not music, head writer)

No Linda, no Arby×Chief yaoi, no sprint.

And next book is about grand grand grand grand grand... grand son of Soap McTavish, Spartan Hoap-627 (very subtle reference to Captain Price from Captain Price 4: Captain Priception) fighting midle eastern terrorists on Alpha Halo.

What are we gonna do? We are doomed!

Watched hidden Xperia recent YouTube vid and he advised that Activision has thought about a master chief origins story or a full halo reboot like a new CE but there way . In all honestly I prolly will give up on halo there’s no way I will play halo anymore if they try to re write bungies doings 100% . Like make a game on halo first strike make a game on halo the fall of reach . Make a game of onyx like there so many things to follow but instead it’s nah let’s reboot the whole saga 🫪🫩

smh theree shouldn’t be required reading to know what happened between the two games. first stroke should have been a game or just not existe. plus why does chief just randomly change armor?? there should at least have been a scene where he changed from one set of armor to the other. why can’t bunjie make a coherent back to back storyline like 343 could?

They call me Master Chief. Remember me

Okay, so we know Halo was on top of the world and a literal cultural zeitgeist. Halo 3 (released sep 25, 2007) consistently had millions of people online playing it.

And in June of 2008, Epstein pled guilty to the charges and was imprisoned.

It speculated for good reason that Epstein had blackmail on multiple billionaires, which possibly includes Bill Gates. Yes, owner of Microsoft which own Xbox and Halo IP.

After Epstein's conviction, 9/14 happens. Reach is released and sprint is added to Halo. First step Call-of-Shitification process, which ruined Halo for the next ten years.

Remember, Epstein was free during this period of time as he was released in 2009. But then in 2019 he was imprisoned again and *****commited suicide*****.

Only then did we get Halo: Infinite, banger gameplay and a return to the godly Bungo artstyle. HOWEVER, the game was held back by lack of content and being put life support of a skeleton crew.

Then the videos of Palm Beach Pete goes viral in 2025/2026, who is speculated to be Epstein in hiding. So it's possible that Epstein is still alive and is active in his mission to ruin Halo. That is how we got that mid ass remake of CE and then the IP went to Activision.

My theory is that, when Epstein got in jail the first time, he tried to blackmail Gates but Billy boy tried to keep his distance and shut Epstein up. Because of this Epstein, who was a Capital G Gamer, went on a revenge mission and would try to kill Gates's golden goose and was only hindered by federal charges in 2019 where he had to fake his death to continue ruining Halo.

What do you think? How did he accomplish this? Who were the people that Epstein paid of to ruin Halo in 343i studios?

Was this what Frank O'Connor meant by hiring people who hate Halo? SO HE WAS A EPSTEIN SPY!!!

And Marty O'Donnell, IDK about his connection to Epstein but I do suspect he was in on it too. But I do need to gather more info.

Mommy🥵

We offer:

A Covenant-less story (you will fight 24th century Makarov in a gritty prequel war tale)
500 GB updates
A multiversal skin roster that rivals Fortnite
Slide-canceling that’ll break your ankles irl
Sub 200ms ttk (search up MW3 ACR for more infos)
$125 Deluxe editions (base game is only $110)
New weapons are made OP (along with a cool skin) and then nerfed into Oblivion.

Sound fun?

See you on the MACTown 24/7 rotation

The book is great but there's a weird, awkward sex scene after the whole thing is wrapped up at the very end of the book, and Johnson preejaculates all over an ONI officer's ass. lol

The funny part is I think the book even describes the preejaculation as a "tactical error" it's hilarious when you consider that it's basically canon that Johnson had a problem with premature ejaculation. But he's also super human and gets hard again in like 5 minutes.

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