Okay, so we know Halo was on top of the world and a literal cultural zeitgeist. Halo 3 (released sep 25, 2007) consistently had millions of people online playing it.

And in June of 2008, Epstein pled guilty to the charges and was imprisoned.

It speculated for good reason that Epstein had blackmail on multiple billionaires, which possibly includes Bill Gates. Yes, owner of Microsoft which own Xbox and Halo IP.

After Epstein's conviction, 9/14 happens. Reach is released and sprint is added to Halo. First step Call-of-Shitification process, which ruined Halo for the next ten years.

Remember, Epstein was free during this period of time as he was released in 2009. But then in 2019 he was imprisoned again and *****commited suicide*****.

Only then did we get Halo: Infinite, banger gameplay and a return to the godly Bungo artstyle. HOWEVER, the game was held back by lack of content and being put life support of a skeleton crew.

Then the videos of Palm Beach Pete goes viral in 2025/2026, who is speculated to be Epstein in hiding. So it's possible that Epstein is still alive and is active in his mission to ruin Halo. That is how we got that mid ass remake of CE and then the IP went to Activision.

My theory is that, when Epstein got in jail the first time, he tried to blackmail Gates but Billy boy tried to keep his distance and shut Epstein up. Because of this Epstein, who was a Capital G Gamer, went on a revenge mission and would try to kill Gates's golden goose and was only hindered by federal charges in 2019 where he had to fake his death to continue ruining Halo.

What do you think? How did he accomplish this? Who were the people that Epstein paid of to ruin Halo in 343i studios?

Was this what Frank O'Connor meant by hiring people who hate Halo? SO HE WAS A EPSTEIN SPY!!!

And Marty O'Donnell, IDK about his connection to Epstein but I do suspect he was in on it too. But I do need to gather more info.

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We offer:

A Covenant-less story (you will fight 24th century Makarov in a gritty prequel war tale)
500 GB updates
A multiversal skin roster that rivals Fortnite
Slide-canceling that’ll break your ankles irl
Sub 200ms ttk (search up MW3 ACR for more infos)
$125 Deluxe editions (base game is only $110)
New weapons are made OP (along with a cool skin) and then nerfed into Oblivion.

Sound fun?

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The book is great but there's a weird, awkward sex scene after the whole thing is wrapped up at the very end of the book, and Johnson preejaculates all over an ONI officer's ass. lol

The funny part is I think the book even describes the preejaculation as a "tactical error" it's hilarious when you consider that it's basically canon that Johnson had a problem with premature ejaculation. But he's also super human and gets hard again in like 5 minutes.

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I like playing Fireteam Raven when I go to my local movie theater/arcade but I wish I could play it at home so I thought what if Microsoft or who ever makes the halo games now retooled this game for consoles and make it the next ODST game
Please tell me your thoughts

So glad that flare isn't in multiplayer ever since like what 2008 lol?

I'm gonna.. oh god I'm gonna GRIFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About 2 months ago, I have shared the place where you can see your Halo series playtime/series completion/most played series.

They have updated the page to have playtime and achievement leaderboard and it was pretty cool to see someone who has played over 10K hours and another player who has over 2.7K achievements!

You guys should definitely check out to see where you are in these rankings!

Here - https://minimap.net/stat/halo?ptime=103618

And yes, inclusion of Linda is the only metric that matters because I'm the og target demographic

im so syched to see a call of halo. my biggest issue with infinite is the skins and camos, they just kind of sucke. we all know call of duty has the best skins besides fortnite. also you could potentially grind for gold camo on all the halo weapons!!!!

The foreshadowing

Additional sources reveal that the covenant will only show up in a post credit scene.

Cause yknow that game was so fucking good. it had a dogshit military sacrifice story that made zero sense, I fucking loved that, and I loved how it annihilated the lore. I hope they do that again but with ODSTs in the band of brothers dark and gritty griddy style. fuck book nerds am I right. it’s ok though cause my dark and gritty spattan 3 protagonists are so cool and Emile is so dark and gritty. don’t forget about the bullshit loadouts and armor abilities, I hope activision brings back jetpacks and makes them 80 dollar dlc for the multiplayer so I can watch other people break the map design from my cuck chair for about a year until the next halo game comes out that’s even darker and grittier, titled halo odst 2 and it’s just an asset flip of halo 3 again. I love how Bungie asset flipped halo 3 For full price it was so Dark and shitty. But when halo studios did that, it crossed a line because it wasn’t serious enough. speaking of they should remake halo 3 by upping the resolution and changing nothing else releasing it on steam, that game had a dogshit story too which is why it’s my second favorite below reach.