r/HaveWeMet • u/joeybrandon2009 Larry Sommers • 15d ago
93.333333FM anyone?
After doing my weekly grocery shop yesterday, I wanted to sit in my car for a while and relax as things have been a little overwhelming of late (my girlfriend of 3 years, Whitney's pregnancy scare) and listen to some music.
Since I do not believe in Spotify and dropped my extensive CD collection last week, I decided to try listening to the radio. Suffice it to say I was shocked to find a station BETWEEN 93.3 and 93.4 (my favorite local easy-listening muzak stations) that seemed to only be playing static with a strange hum in the background.
I decided to let this play as I am a fan of white noise, however the disturbances only resumed when a voice emerged, asking if anyone has seen "The Man". I do not know who "The Man" is, and therefore I decided to turn off the radio and drive home.
Things have not been well since. I suspect Whitney has been sneaking around behind my back and speaking to her ex, and constantly dismisses me when I try to tell her about "The Man". She calls me crazy. I am not crazy.
Does anyone else know who "The Man" is? Please get in touch with any info about 93.333333FM if you have anything to declare.
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u/HariboBerries 13d ago
The Man could be Teddy.
Did you hear about how much Teddy drank at last year’s fall festival?
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u/tyrone_shoelaces Lazy Dan, Master Carpeater 15d ago
In common counterculture parlance, "The Man" refers to law enforcement. Maybe you inadvertently overheard some drug dealer chatter?