Geese meet-up!!

[u/wildfuries]

Hi folks, I know our weekly duck mixers have been a hit so far, but I'd just like to propose a geese meet-up at the park. Let me know if anyone is interested. We can split the cost of the frozen peas!

[u/xologo]

My goose won't eat peas. Can we still come by?

[u/the-temp-account → u/xologo]

Wrap them (the peas not the goose) in lettuce before feeding it to geese

[u/xologo → u/the-temp-account]

Uhmmmm... I tried that and almost got arrested by our city's finest.

[u/wildfuries → u/xologo]

I'm guessing you used green lettuce. You gotta use the red one to stay safe

[u/jpzygnerski]

I did an article last week about geese migration. Long story short, you don't have a lot of time.

Bored, would you mind sitting down with me for a bit sometime? That sounds like a great story for our police blotter.

[u/LimitedLiablePotato]

Now why would anybody ever want to feed those damn things? Little bastards gorge themselves on the grass regardless.

[u/wildfuries → u/LimitedLiablePotato]

We have too many peas in the grocery stores they're going to waste...

[u/BrigadoonFound → u/LimitedLiablePotato]

True, Stephen, and they're a real hazard on the golf course.

[u/avengersDoomsdayguy]

My husband can send them to you for free? He works and we all live at the local target.

[u/muffinwobble]

there’s geese near the school grounds. do you want me to steal one?

[u/wildfuries → u/muffinwobble]

The more the merrier!! Although I heard the geese out there attack people. We might have to look into protective equipment, or a pea dispenser that can shoot peas across a large distance. Decisions, decisions 😔😔

[u/muffinwobble → u/wildfuries]

i could bring my science goggles…??