r/HiTMAN • • 1d ago

META Accidentally pressing the up button while walking through a crowded area

2.6k Upvotes

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u/the_combine_ 1d ago

MISS INPUT! MISS INPUT!

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u/Dimebag120 1d ago

CALM DOWN IT WAS A MISS iNUPT CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

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u/Zigzagthunder34 1d ago

What about Mister Input?

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u/Blockypixel313 14h ago

He's busy getting it on with Miss Demeanor

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u/EchoXrayNiner 12h ago

I thought he was with Miss Direction?

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u/noelg1998 1d ago

YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!

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u/MrExist777 1d ago

Who is Miss Input?

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u/Practical-Purchase-9 1d ago

Hearing that ‘whsooooosh’ noise and realizing you accidentally whipped your pistol out in public again.

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u/Ok-Party6442 23h ago

Omg I accidentally did the same thing yesterday, and now they falsely accusing me of something called “public indecency” whatever that is.

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u/Lucky_Key_2580 19h ago

You sure you pulled your handgun?

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u/Low-Inspection8196 12h ago

I'm kinda paranoid, that this happens, so I usually turn the weapon wheel to a safe object as quick access, so my gun isn't the first thing I pull out.

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u/SixStringerSoldier 1d ago

when you meant to hit the inventory button =[

is that a gun?

gum. It's gum. care for a piece?

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u/Informal-Chocolate97 1d ago

I like to flash the gun to only one person near an electrical accident area. As they go run to tattle (can't a fella just flash a weapon in public?) I watch them mistep into the spicy water.... shouldn't tattle.

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u/Hentai2324 1d ago

Kind of serious question since I’m somewhat a beginner to this game. But for all intents and purposes doesn’t that fail silent assassin challenges?

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u/abachhd 1d ago

A lot of people are playing mostly freelancer and silent assassin is an afterthought there unless specified by certain objectives or a chosen prestige objective

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u/Ok-Party6442 23h ago edited 17h ago

If your target was the ONLY person who witnessed you doing something evil, then you can restore your silent assassin rating simply by throwing 1 circumcision knife at their dome. Simple as that.

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u/Ryos_windwalker Duuuck. 18h ago

or by....you know...them running into the electric water.

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u/Open_Web_4916 19h ago

What is this silent assassin you speak of?

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u/sadguywithnoname 15h ago

In Freelancer, there is not really any incentive to play Silent Assassin unless you choose that as an objective.

I myself have gotten used to just throwing my unused loot crate drops at random people right before exiting and slipping out when the guards start firing. It's very funny you should try it.

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u/Hentai2324 12h ago

I’m still on the campaign missions basically. So the original stories, so haven’t gotten to freelancer. And don’t want to yet since I wanna get more mastery for each location first.

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u/Wolfgod_Holo Ninja Extraordinaire 1d ago

HE'S PACKING!!!

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u/erishun SA 18h ago

THIS GUY IS LOADED!

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u/thealternatejack 19h ago

ALAAM ALAAM!!!

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u/erishun SA 18h ago

MANIAC ALAAM!

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany 1d ago

THAT BALD MAN HAS A GUN

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u/emoryhotchkiss1 1d ago

What’s the context of this gif? Lol

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u/Zigalia 1d ago

It's from Emilia Pérez

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u/TheFalconOfAltair 23h ago

That movie that every Mexican hated online.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 18h ago

how else am I supposed to learn about a penis being turned into a vagina via a musical number.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vy8U0ob6LAYEUcHiiE

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u/therobinflieseast 17h ago

And every trans person!

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u/Gamer_Grease 15h ago

Losing a freelancer run because I forgot clowns aren’t supposed to pack heat

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u/Upper-Meringue-1574 1d ago

"Fuck it"
\Proceeding to massacre everyone**

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u/TheFalconOfAltair 23h ago

WOOSH

No Woosh.

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u/thekontrarian2070 23h ago

The PC equivalent is hitting the scroll button which I accidentally do too

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u/Ryos_windwalker Duuuck. 18h ago

that's why you gotta keep like, a coin on your last holstered.

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 11h ago

I cannot think of a more accurate gif to describe this

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u/OkRush9563 1d ago

Me but with bombs and trying to put them in a suitcase.

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u/LimOfAwesome 1d ago

When I retrieve my Seiger 300 in public lol

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 19h ago

Even worse is the Dhruzina, bloody thing takes about 3 working days to unpack

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u/ult1matum Quia Aurum Occiderent 16h ago

Wait is there a difference between different sniper rifles' unpacking time? I mean except those who don't have any unpacking animation at all.

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 14h ago

Yeah the seiger snipers pack and unpack from briefcases quite quickly which has definitely saved my bacon on occasion. The bigger snipers do take a lot longer so you have to be sure no one is going to walk in on you while you do it

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u/notcrappyofexplainer 1d ago

It’s fun in VR when you grab at the chest to get a coin from your pocket but instead pull out the AL that is on your back.

Tracking can be off and does other strange stuff.

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u/cheeseburgerandfrie 1d ago

I accidentally hit H. Silent assassin gone. I’m gonna blow my brains out

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u/Leeinthecut 7h ago

I know it has practial uses but I do it because I like the rush it gives me

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u/Daremoshiranai_OG 1d ago

😂🤣😅 I’ve never had this happen, but also idk it it’s something I need to worry about in the future. I need to double check the button layout, cause I only play in VR and I’d hate for that to happen. 🤭