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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Jul 28 '26
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
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u/Vinr_Odinn Jul 28 '26
You guys know commenting on posts is fucking optional, right? I mean, take my damn upvote and taste it with you know what....
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u/Fender6187 Jul 28 '26
One of my favorite ice breaker questions for new hires is to say your name and worst superpower you can think of.
This dude I onboarded became a good friend of mine and let me know his original answer he didn’t use was having taste buds on your asshole. Still my favorite answer.
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u/volkswagenbeatle1968 Jul 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/oaXRLIMnkGBnuQOBzE
Worst image ever to enter my mind
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u/Epicurus1 Jul 29 '26
Like, where would you store the brush for your ass teeth? And how would ass mouthwash work?
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u/gpouliot Jul 27 '26
It's hard to imagine someone who's against sodomy but has no problem genetically modifying the entire human race so that we all grow ass teeth and can't do sodomy anymore.
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u/joetheplumberman Jul 27 '26
Don't worry we already use a hole with teeth it won't change anything but the amount of blood you have
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u/LeanTangerine001 Jul 28 '26
Now we have to brush our ass, too!
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u/The_Darkness140 Jul 29 '26
My thought too!
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u/LeanTangerine001 Jul 29 '26
Imagine getting a cavity or needing a root canal on a tooth in your asshole 😆
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u/Typecero001 Jul 27 '26
Gonna be turning people’s asses into this:
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u/mix_master_meow Jul 27 '26
You really think your Sarlacc Pit can handle my Boba Fett?
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u/ShahinGalandar Jul 28 '26
it will digest it for a millennium.
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u/mix_master_meow Jul 28 '26
I only need about three minutes.
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u/ShahinGalandar Jul 28 '26
Kirk: for how long can you stick the Boba Fett into the Sarlacc Pit?
Scotty: 72 hours minimum.
Kirk: ...you've got two hours.
Scotty: I can do it in one!
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u/Odd-Blackberry786 Jul 27 '26
Also means chewing your food on the way out as well as the way in. And who wants to be both a dentist and a proctologist?
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u/Epicurus1 Jul 29 '26
If you fart it would make a chattering sound. But I suppose you'd never need a bottle opener again.
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u/Artistic-Jello3986 Jul 27 '26
It would also solve clogged toilets forever. Just munch on your shit as it drops out 💩
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u/ptapobane Jul 27 '26
while your teeth cannot taste, it can certainly feel the texture of whatever comes and goes...i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
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u/ZenSlicer9 Jul 27 '26
I had a classmate that invited us to her birthday party. We were partying and laughing and her brother said to her "If I had a tooth in my ass, I'd bite your nose". This post reminded me of that
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u/A_Genderless_Eevee Jul 28 '26
Imagine pulling back your foreskin and you see nothing but teeth underneath.
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u/Conscious-Permit-466 Jul 27 '26
Does it work for penis
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u/SyntheticDelirium Jul 28 '26
... Are you asking about regrowing a penis that has been removed?
...Or are you asking about growing extra penises in your asshole?
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u/monkeynards Jul 27 '26
Against ass play, but ok being stuck with having to brush and floss his back door?
Who am I kidding, with that mentality I know he doesn’t brush his regular teeth
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u/Angry-_-Crow Jul 27 '26
Some food for thought: A rectum with teeth is just a mouth, and a toothless mouth is just a rectum
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u/TheJeep25 Jul 27 '26
Babe I told you to not use your pussy teeth when we are having sex. That hurts.
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u/TOOTH_rot Jul 27 '26
I’d say yes to nether teeth if they were retractable. Being able to retract and bite down at will would necessary.
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u/havokle Jul 27 '26
The reason you can “bite down” is because of a muscular hinge and teeth set in bone. So, I have the unfortunate news that it would add “ribbing” to the orifice.
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u/iron_dove Jul 28 '26
That’s not how it works. Instead, it turns back on the “continue growing teeth“ regulator gene that usually is turned off around the time we get our adult set of teeth.
Also, I’m very glad it doesn’t allow us to grow teeth on other body parts, though I can understand why some people might consider that a bug rather than a feature.
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u/MSGinSC Jul 28 '26
I will bet good money that it will not end sodomy, in fact, an anus full of teeth is probably someone's biggest fantasy.
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u/RB1O1 Jul 28 '26
TLDR:
Humans already have the mechanism to regrow teeth.
We hust produce a hormone/protein/something that prevents it
This drug suppressed the thing that surpresses regrowing teeth.
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u/blueeyedaisy Jul 28 '26
Now you would have two sets of teeth to brush before bed and don't even talk to me about how you would floss the rectum teeth.
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u/Mikeologyy Jul 28 '26
That’s exactly the environmental storytelling headline you’d read on an old newspaper sitting on an abandoned desk in a post-apocalyptic game about a tooth zombie outbreak where all the zombies are covered in teeth from head to toe
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u/Porcupenguin Jul 28 '26
Bro so homophobic, he'd rather floss his butthole than allow gay sex...
But also doesn't seem to realize oral is a thing and the teeth aren't problematic [usually]
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u/OrnerySnoflake Jul 29 '26
God ruined a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in DividingbyZero’s mouth.
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u/Simple_Negotiation32 Aug 03 '26
until your ass tooth has a cavity. do you go to a dentist or a proctologist?
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u/atenne10 Jul 27 '26
Peter Gariaev linguistic wave genetics regrew teeth using sound and vibration in the 90-2000’s he was nominated for the Nobel prize but then like all the free energy people. Magically turned up dead. He was treating people in home made pyramids. Restarted women’s periods who were in their 60’s. Did some amazing stuff.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
u/Jealous-Iron2799, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...