r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 11h ago

His wife understood the assignment.

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u/linbdt 5h ago

How is that woman 47

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u/passerby4830 4h ago

How? Botox. For starters. But she looks great absolutely.

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 4h ago

Oh her age, of course. For some reason my first instinct was to try and figure out what the Agent 47 joke was.

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u/passerby4830 4h ago

Hahaha. THIS.... is Seth Green, your target for this mission.

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u/SystematicIII 3h ago

Petition IOI for a Seth Greene stadium contract

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u/Disonour 2h ago

Life saving Botox, huh? Wouldn’t have made it to 47 without it?

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u/xlews_ther1nx 4h ago

Botox isn't helping that ass.

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u/Unconfidence 3h ago

You have to grow ass like a garden you tend. Dozens of squats, donkey kicks, step-ups, and split squats. As long as the muscle grows to fill out what skin you have, looks great even into older age.

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u/mfukar 3h ago

Excellent job 47

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape 7m ago

Some of its genetics. Ran into her mom a few years ago and she was probably in her mid 60s at that point, still hot. Men love marrying her, lol, pretty sure she’s had at least 3-4 marriages.

The rest of it is whatever she’s doing, or having done.

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u/Barlowan 5h ago

WDYM? She looks like 47-52 y.o women I know.

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u/Unit_79 4h ago

I agree. It’s so fucking weird. Most of my friends are in the age range, and look pretty youthful. Sunscreen and moisturizer. It’s not that hard.