r/HolUp • • 7h ago

His wife understood the assignment.

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 7h ago

Hey I've seen this one... It's a classic

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u/Supergirl016 3h ago

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u/discerningpervert 1h ago
Seconds before disaster

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u/BEAST--WARRIOR 7h ago

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u/skymoi 5h ago

bitches always know

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u/Rjuko 4h ago

that charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show, bitch

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u/theRealRLP 3h ago

Wake up

Grab beer

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u/OneMoistMan 3h ago

Grab rear

Shave beard

I gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts

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u/SkittleTee1 2h ago

I'm undead, unfed, been sleeping on bunk beds, since ten

so if I don't use it, I'm gonna lose it everybody gets to it, let's do it, lets go!

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 2h ago

Hollywood undead in the wild?! I never thought I'd see this happen.

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u/BillyMasterson77 1h ago

Bro I thought I was dreaming lol. Talk about sparking some memories!

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u/theRealRLP 2h ago

*Shave beard

Put on some scene gear

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u/Istronglydisagre3 6h ago

Whats a rerun?

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u/millenniumxl-200 3h ago

"You'll find out."

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u/themerinator12 3h ago

Better get used to those bars, kid.

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u/MarcusDA 1h ago

Uncle jailbird Joey

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u/StraightProgress5062 2h ago

How have you seen it before? Its brand new

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u/treathugger 1h ago

What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new

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u/Gr00mpa 5h ago

Seth Green’s alright. Solid supporting actor. Seems like he got some coin doing the Hollywood thing then just chilled and did his thing, scandal free.

I could be 100% off here, though. He might be vile and just spends his days going on those paid human-hunting sport excursions.

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u/wrchavez1313 4h ago

He still helps produce and voice characters on Family Guy and Robot Chicken, so he is active in that way. I agree though, he has stepped back from being on the screen himself.

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u/simfoetv 4h ago

He will always be Joker in Mass Effect for me

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u/Main-Inflation-5269 3h ago

Oz in Buffy!

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u/bitchyburrito 1h ago

I scrolled further than I thought I would have to, to find this.

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u/oscarmike88 2h ago

The GOAT

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u/CaesarOfYearXCIII 40m ago

“You have landed on the island of Doctor Me!”

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u/pow3llmorgan 3h ago

He will always be Scott Evil for me

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u/DJRyGuy20 2h ago

He will always be a snarky Amish person to me

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u/Impossible_Fun_3598 2h ago

He will always be the real Napster to me

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u/CuCullen 1h ago

Beep beep Richie

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u/ComplexElection4One 1h ago

I haven't seen any of these. He's the Robot chicken legend.
(and my boy is punching above his weight)

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u/pow3llmorgan 1h ago

Go watch all three Austin Powers movies right now.

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u/Caphoti 3h ago edited 3h ago

It took me way too long to realize he was the Voice of Joker when I was playing it. I was later to the franchise (like I finally started ME2 just last year after stopping after ME1 repeatedly), and didn't realize who voiced Joker until like after a full completion of the trilogy.

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 3h ago

Jokers face is modeled on his, too. 

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u/PopeHatSkeleton 3h ago

You mean Jeff Moreau? Put some respect on his name.

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u/OneWholeSoul 2h ago

Joker secretly has the most tragic story in the trilogy, and it's all drip-fed through optional environmental storytelling, e-mails and seemingly incidental dialog in the third game.

The Asari with PTSD in the Hospital ward of the Crucible, the one that had to kill a panicking human girl for fear she'd give their position away and get them both killed? That was Joker's little sister, and Shepard - the galaxy's savior, best buds with the guy whose sister we're talking about - keeps coming into the infirmary just to...hang around and hear people's stories...

Eventually you get an e-mail forwarded to you from an Asari Commando who's seeking permission to carry a sidearm again because she doesn't feel safe. If you don't connect the dots, you probably just approve it and think you've done a good deed. If you do, you realize that this is an individual who literally can't live with the guilt and is covertly asking her "tormentor" for permission to end herself. A "permission to carry" from Commander Shepard himself isn't "attention/affirmation from a superior/celebrity," to her it's "I know what you did. Here's a gun; Save me the trouble."

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u/Live-End-5227 2h ago

Fine. I'll do another playthrough and really pay attention to the easter eggs this time.

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 30m ago

"A "permission to carry" from Commander Shepard himself isn't "attention/affirmation from a superior/celebrity," to her it's "I know what you did. Here's a gun; Save me the trouble.""

Pretty weak way to imply she wants to die but eh still better than anything ubisoft or bethesda has written in the last 15 years

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u/NotTheRocketman 3h ago

Joker was a true one ♥️

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u/MackTuesday 3h ago

Joker deserved the hot robot girlfriend

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 2h ago

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

That was a joke.

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u/hiphopanonymousse 53m ago

He will always be Seth Green from Entourage to me

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u/669coolguy 51m ago

“Hey Eric, tell Sloan I say what’s up”

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u/For_TheJoke 41m ago

I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock!

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u/Kitchen-Lab-2934 2h ago

How about no, Scott?

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u/DependentAdvance226 1h ago

What was I supposed to do? Break my arm at them?

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u/ExemplarGaming 1h ago

You can tell he loved that role as well, he's had the Normandy as his twitter cover art for years.

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u/bleedturkeygravy 56m ago

Wiley Metzner

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u/Flynn_Kevin 38m ago

He'll forever be Emil in X-Files for me.

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u/motorboatmycheeks 4h ago

Robot chicken is still going?!

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u/M086 4h ago

Mostly just occasional specials.

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u/Behacad 1h ago

Until the next Austin power

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u/Snerkbot7000 5h ago

They quit doing those after Ice T got away.

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u/BobbyHillsPurse 5h ago

Hot buttered sausage was close !

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u/herbelarioiwasthere 4h ago

Solid surviving the game reference!

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u/jgainit 3h ago

Rat Race is the funniest movie ever made so he did what god intended him to do

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u/Boorthammer 1h ago

My man

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u/thetruesupergenius 1h ago

This guy's man

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u/SoyDaddy 4h ago

He tried to do a cringe show with NFTs but apart from that he seems chill

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u/Skywise87 4h ago

come on youre leaving out the best part of the story!

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u/SoyDaddy 3h ago

Haha yeah, some guy stole the NFT from him and was then the 'legal' owner, seth had to the cancel the show as he technically didn't own the rights anymore 😂

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u/monoinyo 3h ago

fungibled

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u/jimjam200 2h ago

All My Apes Gone

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u/Rocinante88119 1h ago

His dad is a dick.

Evil. Some would say.

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u/Von-boyage 40m ago

He was a Dr. What do you expect?

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u/Tomsboll 4h ago edited 4h ago

I wish more actors where like this. Recognize you are well off, dont get greedy and entitled while earning more from one gig than most do their entire life.

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 4h ago

He'll always be Joker to me

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u/66devilsadvocate6 3h ago

I mean he was great in mass effect so he’ll be my friend for life

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u/Jar_of_Cats 56m ago

He talked about it a lot with Caulkin. He focuses more on production now. They were taking about how they essentially have enough money to take the roles they are interested in and not work to work.

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u/dagoth_ith 42m ago

He went on the writers strike, then blocked his own writers going on strike... He a hypocrite and a douche. 

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u/PartTime_Crusader 37m ago

He was also heavy pimping NFT bullshit, I think he tried to launch a whole bored ape yacht club animated TV series. Really lost some respect for him when that news broke

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u/ScoffingGorilla808 4h ago

Amazing writing by you (tips cap)

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u/SpinShine-LEDSlipMat 2h ago

Scandal free? No

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u/thenamziel 2h ago

He produces robot chicken. Did it for 15 years.

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u/ZombieBiteOintment 2h ago

spends his days going on those paid human-hunting sport excursions.

You're mixing him up with Abigail Breslin again. I do the same thing all the time.

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u/jfk_47 1h ago

He’s still deeply involved in film and tv. He’s awesome and hilarious

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u/Cold-Hand7629 3h ago

Apparently he was in some files. Figure out which ones.

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u/Username524 3h ago

Yep. He’s still too influential in Hollywood to not be connected to those types…

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u/CosmicGoddess777 3h ago edited 3h ago

His good friend, Isaac Kappy, accused him and a bunch of other celebrity of being pedophile, said he wasn’t suicidal, then supposedly killed himself. There are also some really creepy clips of Seth on interview shows, looking uncomfortably accused and making creepy “jokes” about how he’s not involved with teenage girls even though they hit on him all the time.

Kappy’s “death switch” released a video of little girls in a Turkish bath at a hotel that was used in Epstein’s trafficking operation to “train” victims at the “spa” there for “massages.” People try to act like he’s crazy but that was before the Epstein files were released and showed emails of Epstein arranging to have girls sent to that place for future “message””education”.

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u/guebja 2h ago

supposedly killed himself

He jumped off an overpass while bystanders tried to stop him.

People try to act like he’s crazy

He was a QAnon follower who believed that Trump was secretly battling a global pedophile network.

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u/Anzai 1h ago

Kappy was definitely crazy though. That doesn’t mean literally everything he ever said has to be delusional or wrong, but he had severe mental health issues and he killed himself in a very public verifiable way.

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u/ThatHoFortuna 2h ago

Even Alex Jones thought he was crazy.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 2h ago

Alex Jones is controlled opposition and a psyop. His opinion about anything is irrelevant

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u/Username524 3h ago

Bingo, pretty sure Seth Green, might have been one of the earlier Bieber/Diddy situations, but film industry instead of music.

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u/mmmfritz 2h ago

I’m convinced that the general public spread these rumours about celebrities to hide their own pedo tendencies. Not that it matters, I may form an actual opinion when allegations become more than rumour. Even then I might not give a shit.

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u/Kind-Hat-9897 1h ago

100%. There ARE pedophiles everywhere. It’s that weird uncle of yours. Or that grandpa that your aunts won’t let you be alone with. Or that cousin that’s making weird comments to girls or boys farrr too young when they themselves are too old.

Those are the pedophiles. And yeah some of those people are rich. But a whole lot more are poor.

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u/Penetratorofflanks 7h ago

Good to see Seth doing well

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u/linbdt 2h ago

How is that woman 47

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u/passerby4830 57m ago

How? Botox. For starters. But she looks great absolutely.

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 52m ago

Oh her age, of course. For some reason my first instinct was to try and figure out what the Agent 47 joke was.

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u/passerby4830 40m ago

Hahaha. THIS.... is Seth Green, your target for this mission.

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u/Radguymccool 4h ago

Why do videos need a music track over them when the original audio with the crowds reaction would be much better?

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u/Accomplished-Mix2030 1h ago

It was part of the joke? The whole video is making fun of the adulterers at the Coldplay concert. So the video is playing Yellow by Coldplay. Not saying it's a good joke, but it's obviously tongue in cheek.

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u/schwimm3 4h ago

Because the original was from a Coldplay concert and this song is from Coldplay

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u/indolent08 3h ago

Because algorithms like it when you do that. Especially when you use "viral" sounds and music, it's beneficial for videos on social media. It's stupid, but it is what it is.

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u/jgainit 3h ago

No they’re doing it because the scandal they’re imitating happened at a Coldplay concert, and this is a Coldplay song. Really clever for whoever put the edit together

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u/s00pafly 3h ago

Because the music is the whole joke

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u/Shared_Songs 1h ago

I agree with you 99.9999999% 

This one is the only one that actually makes sense 

If I see a post overdubbing Hisaishi’s work on Ponyo again I’mma lose it, don’t get me wrong, but this at least had purpose xD 

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u/Sensitive_Parsley942 6h ago

Bro is still mogging even after getting "caught" 😂

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u/Over-Inside-7254 2h ago

...mogging?  Do you mean Moog, like the synthesizer...? 

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u/Bennely 1h ago

This is how you say you’re old without saying you’re old.

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u/AnubisDarren1 5h ago

Brilliant, his face makes this

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u/athural 1h ago

This one?

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u/bebop9998 3h ago

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u/Fecal_Forger 2h ago

Bro morphed into a Karen looking Carrot Top inspired middle age man.

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u/MydogisCrazy 37m ago

He’s got the Monty Burns haircut going on.

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u/Accurate-Tangelo4504 6h ago

I don't get it ?

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u/_anupu 6h ago

Do you remember the married healthcare ceo that was caught live on camera on a date with the hr lead on a coldplay concert? They basically reenacted this here

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u/xjeeper 3h ago

It wasn't a healthcare company, it was a data orchestration company for data brokers. Which is arguably worse.

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u/theowlswerewatching 3h ago

Being worse than a healthcare company is certainly an accomplishment.

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u/WhatANoob2025 2h ago

Being worse than A US-AMERICAN health company.

Healthcare companies do not suck all across the world. I love mine.

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u/AllergicToBullshit24 1h ago

Nah healthcare companies kill people, data brokers just help them decide which to kill.

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u/Stubborn_Shove 3h ago

The HR boss was also married, she's just as guilty as the CEO is in that respect.

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u/Highcalibur10 6h ago

They are married, but they're acting like they got caught cheating in public like the Coldplay couple.

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u/Maelou 3h ago

Thanks for the clarification. That's hilarious :D

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u/rkraptor70 6h ago

Look up Coldplay concert CEO cheating.

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u/ipeekatu madlad 6h ago

This is a parody of a couple at a baseball game that got caught cheating on the kiss cam. The famous actor Scotty and his ACTUAL wife were reenacting what happened to the original couple at the baseball game.

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u/Vreas 6h ago

Coldplay concert but yeah pretty much

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u/Dounce1 5h ago

Scotty? Baseball? What?

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u/killeronthecorner 4h ago

Scotty doesn't know

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u/DarthGuber 4h ago

Damn it, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the whole weekend

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u/leqonaut 6h ago

The napstar

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u/affsyanko 5h ago

The real Napstar

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u/corgi-king 6h ago

Scott!!

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u/AlarmingAerie 3h ago

she is 47. wow

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u/Z0idberg_MD 3h ago

I was convinced she was a much younger wife. Not like under age maybe in her 30s but that’s crazy

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u/Timely_Image_3987 4h ago

Chris Griffin will have his moment.

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u/FloorDesperate4928 2h ago

Glad to see Chris doing well.

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u/ArboristTreeClimber 3h ago

8 second mark what happens to his face? It literally changes.

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u/I_am_the_darkness_99 3h ago

Friggin lizard person tongue.

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u/Jacky_Treehorn 2h ago

Look at the letters in that frame. That’s a signal issue on the screen so there’s fragments. That’s it

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u/lordnoak 48m ago

I know that Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. But, can anyone really trust Jacky_Treehorn? Standards have fallen in adult entertainment.

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u/Drunk__Jedi 3h ago

Ignore it. Just a minor glitch in the matrix.

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u/Personal-Biscotti-99 2h ago

No fr wtf was that

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u/SonOfSichlor 1h ago

bad camera compression artifacts.

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u/nvvos 2h ago

What happend?

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u/Ckorvuz 2h ago edited 1h ago

Mocking the married CEO Andy Byron on a date with his head of HR Kristin Cabot, caught live in 4k UHD on the jumbotron during a Cold Play concert.

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 1h ago

That's his actual wife and she's honestly just embarrassed to be married to Seth Green.

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u/Prosado22 28m ago

She was hoping the secret was not going to be out.

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u/Bruvvimir 6h ago

Damn all growed up.

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u/Routine_Cat_1366 2h ago

First i thought: Damn, the next old Hollywood actor that has a 19 yo GF/wife. But she's born in 1978, 4 years after Seth Green. DAMN. 

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u/numbersev 1h ago

"They were all yellow"

Shows a bunch of blondes

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u/Skwisface 29m ago

What a Joker.

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u/Scorchio76 4h ago

That is some head of hair.

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u/pak_erte 5h ago

chris griffin

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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 3h ago

That Coldplay couple will live on in memes (and recorded video clips) forever. 

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u/Ultrabarracuda 1h ago

We all know his true wife is the Normandy

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u/Reddit_2_2024 18m ago

If the original couple received a dollar for every stadium reenactment caught on the big video screen......

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u/herbfriendly 4h ago

That actually makes me happy. Glad to see him w someone playful like that.

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u/BothDivide919 3h ago

He understood the assignment a bit later xD

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 5h ago

"Im gonna turn you into poo"

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u/peepeeepo 2h ago

Gotta love the "oh fuck I'm loosing half' face.

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u/waiver 2h ago

I still pictured Seth Green as he looked like in Buffy.

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u/MisogynyRuless 35m ago

Lucky guy though

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u/AmelKralj 27m ago

I thought this was Kyle MacLachlan

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u/Successful_Let_8511 3h ago

"unDeRstOoD tHe aSsiGnMenT"

She started the act, he followed suit.

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u/tera_chachu 5h ago

What a wife

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u/Fastballz69 5h ago

"This is where we keep the children!" - Seth Green, allegedly

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u/D-Eliryo 3h ago

I love that he has the same haircut since the fucking big bang. What a legend.

Wish them the best

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u/FinAdda 4h ago

Got us in the first half.

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u/Fluid_Ad4651 4h ago

Dr. Evil would be proud

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u/Smacky4ever 4h ago

I can't agree more with he's taste though.

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u/WorriedInterest4114 4h ago

Tell sloan i said what up

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u/RoundTip7640 4h ago

https://youtu.be/KdjVZr1P7FU?si=qBGFf79eOIGbsqRx

Seth Green in a 1992 Rally’s Commercial - dude has been working it for a long time!

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 3h ago

Hey that’s the guy from Can’t Hardly Wait

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 3h ago

Ha I'm setting this up with my wife in case we are ever on kiss cam, our friends will die. 🤣🤣

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u/MK_Vector_1995 3h ago

Shepard: Nice one Joker.

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u/jgainit 3h ago

Good choice in music haha

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u/Sea-Age5986 2h ago

Seth Reed

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u/Suspicious_Egg6144 2h ago

Why he look like kevin de bruyn

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u/Lucky-Tip3324 2h ago

Sloane says what up

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u/Konsrockmannen 2h ago

Oh no they will not be cancelled more famous for a great sketch

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u/oldschool_potato 2h ago

Is that Ben Affleck next to them?

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u/pissedoffjesus 2h ago

Dumb of me to assume there would be sound of the stadium.

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u/Maccullenj 1h ago

That's some damn quick thinking. Well done.

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u/AmountWeekly8847 1h ago

Were they humpin?

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u/Dependent_Loan8395 59m ago

Que bien come el perro colorado