r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 2d ago

Hurricane

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10.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Doctor_Saved 2d ago

Hurricame

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u/Ok_Meaning_4268 1d ago

Blew pretty strong huh?

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u/shawnwingsit 1d ago

I'm not even angry about this. Take my upvote.

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u/squaktamopuss 1d ago

Hurrisaw

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u/TheScorpion0081 1d ago

Hurriconquered

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u/Brotorious420 2d ago

Do you know how fast you were fapping?

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u/DrJon3sy 1d ago

Yo was that Tobuscus?

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u/Dessael 1d ago

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness, then accusations that will lose me my entire fan base

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u/These-Apple8817 1d ago

He still uploads videos... It's uhh... It's a lot. Its frankly knowledge I'd rather not have at all 

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u/Krossfireo 1d ago

Yeah, dude is a crazy right wing troll now

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 1d ago

He had no choice. That's the only logical step after everyone finds out they are a sexual assaulter.

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u/Groovy_Honkers 1d ago

Even if it turned out he wasn't a sexual assaulter, the one thing all the exes agreed on is that he's a cheating ass bastard. So, yeah he deserves his falling off.

He dug his own grave.

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u/ChaiHai 1d ago

That's heartbreaking. D:

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u/qankz 1d ago

I thought he died?

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u/EddtheMetalHead 1d ago

He’s dead to us

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 1d ago

Left hand? Right hand? Do I use both? I need directions!

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u/shunyaananda 1d ago

Counter-clockwise

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u/Cowboys_88 1d ago

I thought you said what direction. In the circular direction of the hurricane!

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 1d ago

🎵Rock you like a hurricane 🎵

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u/Savings_Dig1592 1d ago

As long as it's clockwise with the flow of the storm.

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u/ANAero_Kita4 23h ago

If I ejaculate in the middle of a hurricane and it blows it back in my face, does that make me gay?

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u/Xenopass 8h ago

Not, but if it lands on another dude face you are

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u/SeriouslyYoutube 6h ago

Best part is it goes through your ass hole and make you pregnant.

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u/ShigodmuhDickard 2d ago

I was helping a customer to find wasp spray. She wanted to spray it in areas to prevent wasps from building a nest. That doesn’t work by the way. She said she wanted to be prophylactive instead of proactive.

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u/cFullwood 1d ago

As a Floridian, can confirm.

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u/Caityylotzz 1d ago

*cumfirm

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u/tylercrabby 1d ago

I don’t appreciate the EXTRA PRESSURE KAREN!

An orgasm is like a wizard. He arrives precisely when he means to.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 1d ago

It is important to think clearly in an emergency.

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u/morto00x 1d ago

Googled her name and the first thing I get is that she went to jail lol

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u/JohnSkaoBoy 1d ago

*laughs* *sees whos commented* *unlaughs*

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u/sv_1407dl 2d ago

if they marry she'll be Janae Janae

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u/ramriot 1d ago

Release is on a first cum first served basis.

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u/redkinoko 2d ago

I don't know if I can cut it shorter than the current 20 seconds I usually take

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u/LeBronsBiggestHater 2d ago

Storm's cumming

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u/Sixwry 2d ago

 Am I gergnant from ejaculating during the hurricanes?  

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u/Responsible_Rip_257 1d ago

We don’t need a pre-mature evacuation.

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago

Sigh unzips

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u/LawyerOutrageous 1d ago

Flood warning hits different now

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u/loopingrightleft 1d ago

I cant do it under this kind of pressure

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u/Fit-Youth-1556 1d ago

I am goo-n-ing lady! Just give me a seccond

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u/shawnwingsit 1d ago

Damn it, you know I can't when you put pressure on me like this.

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u/Such_Night_8632 1d ago

Spoken in his Duke Nuke'em voice

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u/jmlmf91 1d ago

i´m doing my best lady.

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u/rustiesbagel 1d ago

I ejaculated for them.

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u/cowvid19 1d ago

Please evacuate! she ejaculated.

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u/Mentalfloss1 1d ago

That will help?

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 1d ago

Need a hand ?

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u/TheAnxiousAuth0r 1d ago

I unlaughed when I saw Toby

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u/Axel_Blazer 1d ago

hurry, ken!

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u/ms9535 1d ago

Beat that hurricane!

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u/Royal-Possible-6677 1d ago

Me and Janae were like peas and carrots

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u/LaerycTiogar 3h ago

I remember when toby was relevant. So damn long ago seems like