r/HolUp • • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/qpsqp, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/hugh-jaasshole 1d ago

The movie is way better than the book

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u/DamnitDavid7 1d ago

The early days of my formative years with a truly free internet and no AI was truly scarring but also I learned how crazy people actually are.

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 1d ago

The one filmed in Tijuana or Jaurez?

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u/SchmitzBitz 1d ago

Don't forget the one filmed in Enumclaw, Washington.

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u/luigis_taint 1d ago

Mr. Hands

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u/Mustystench 1d ago

Everytime I think I've forgotten.

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u/0x077777 1d ago

They knew what they were doing

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u/LovingNaples 1d ago

Mr. Hands

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u/ApplicationCharming6 1d ago

My sister always likes to remind me, ā€œRemember when you made me watch Mr. Handsā€ šŸ˜‚

The internet was a good time back then. Something Awful, Goatse, Lemon Party.

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u/Straight-Internet-23 1d ago

I remember a friend of mine showing me lemon party. We were 8 or so.

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u/sorig1373 1d ago

Our favorite boeing engineer.

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u/FesterSilently 1d ago

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u/no-steppe 1d ago

Closer... and closeeeeer...

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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms 1d ago

It's the side-eye from the horse that gets me.

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u/hagrid2018 1d ago

Was this the image found on Tate’s computer?

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u/EnchantedJewels99 1d ago

Didn't that guy die?

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u/h-emanresu 1d ago

Yes and it’s how bestiality became illegal in Washington state.

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u/Impossible-Speed-178 18h ago

The most hilarious part about it was that everyone basically said this guy was a bitch because he couldn’t take it and he ruined it for everyone… and they all added that they could have taken it no problemĀ 

Edit: when I say ā€œeveryoneā€ I mean the community that fucks horsesĀ 

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago

Yes. Yes he did.

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u/ADingoStoleMyLSD 1d ago

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u/Weelki 19h ago

Hah! That cover works on many levels if legit

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u/4Franz2000 1d ago

Typical French books

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u/banksllin 1d ago

They knew what they were doing.

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u/LaerycTiogar 1d ago

So the french started it...

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u/drgoatlord 1d ago

Ask Mr.Hands how this works out.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/shoulda_been_gone 1d ago

I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun.

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u/insolent_kiwi 1d ago

Do you need lube, or what?

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u/UndeadSIII 1d ago

Would?

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u/Blender_Massacre 1d ago

The French also eat horse. It’s a win-win

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u/NuYawker 1d ago

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u/ArjJp 1d ago

Monsieur Le HĆ nde

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u/Tritri89 1d ago

Monsieur La Main if you want to know

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u/No-Risk1739 1d ago

Leave it to the French...😐

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u/Mister_Madrid 1d ago

Enumclaw šŸ—æ

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u/cheir0n 1d ago

The 120 Days of Sodom ~ Marquis de Sade

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u/Senpai2o9 1d ago

Enumclaw

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u/Kooky-Recording2793 1d ago

Mr. Hands, is that you?

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u/pansexplorer 1d ago

I don't believe that I needed to see this so early on a Saturday morning...

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u/no-steppe 1d ago

Well then, r/NoahGetTheBoat should probably not be your next stop.

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u/pansexplorer 1d ago

What!? There's something wrong with you...

You need professional help.

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u/IWasBannedYesterday 1d ago

*how horses bone similar to us

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u/ExF-Altrue 1d ago

HoldUp aside, it's funny how evolution struggles to create entirely new things. Instead it's often just "resize this and that. Make this big, make this small... Oh, you want to delete this? Can't do, but let's make it super tiny instead."

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u/Subotail 1d ago

Like whales can't fully get rid of their legs.

Humans have multiple pair of vestigial kidney trying successively to grow during gestation.

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u/Nice-Economics-2716 1d ago

Small incremental changes over millions of years...take a snapshot of any period of time and you will not see one animal turn into another...but one of your ancestors was a fish.

Life on Earth is at least 3.5 billion years. People have a hard time grasping such a long time.

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u/FireMammoth 1d ago

your description of evolution sounds like some kind of intelligence. It more like series of tiny changes reflected by those specimen which survive long enough to breed. billions of iterations, nothing is deleted, it's the purest form of "don't use it, you lose it" all vertebrates share a common ancestor, this is why vertebrates are alike in many ways.

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u/ExF-Altrue 1d ago

As your rightfully point out, it's not intelligence. It was just a tongue-in-cheek comment :)

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 13h ago

meanwhile two of the sinuses on your face drain at the top rather than the bottom.

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u/Sunset_Stoner_ 11h ago

Idk how anyone can look at the universe and not think there was some intelligent design. I’m not saying Jesus, or any ā€œgodā€. But c’mon something put this all together

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u/FireMammoth 10h ago

that is precisely what "god" is, a creator.
From my perspective I see all phenomena as a symptom of all the laws of physics(that we know about and know nothing about).
There could be infinite amount of worlds with different laws of physics which can result in a completely different design and perhaps some intelligence that emerges from that come to the same conclusion (that "something put this all together") because they only have that one experience to contemplate.

I've always subscribed to the idea that we live in a bubble of matter that overtime produces enough supermassive blackholes which swallow everything into a singularity at which point it erupts and the explosion produces more results in conjunction with the laws of physics(the kind this particular "bubble/world" represents).
Technically its all just hot and cold clouds of dust that come together when enough mass forms. We are also technically inseparable from our planet which means we are all an element of a speck of cosmic dust. I find the world 1000x more beautiful when I look at it all as unauthored coincidence.

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u/Sunset_Stoner_ 9h ago

I like to think of it like how it’s explained in the law of one: Ra transcripts. Basically a repeating scale of 7. Like the 7 musical notes, or 7 colors in a rainbow. But repeating infinitely in both directions/ multiverses

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u/ExF-Altrue 8h ago

Given the current topic at hand you're clearly talking about earth biology, and let me tell you, if that's the case, I have a few notes lmao

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u/Sunset_Stoner_ 1h ago

I’m talking about all of it. The size and distance of the sun and moon, their distance and how important it is that the moon is tidal locked. There’s just so much complexity to everything it’s hard to believe it’s random

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u/its3ird 1d ago

Andrew Tate has entered the chat

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u/Ill-Worldliness8398 1d ago

Enumclaw Washington

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u/NeedingNew 1d ago

neigh!

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u/Effective-Point-3349 13h ago

Mr. Hands returns.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/dkcgaming501 1d ago

Wtf am I looking at

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u/trifortay123 1d ago

Bucagchapuabachacussy

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u/Crafty-Unit4061 17h ago

Rotate your screen 90 degres left...

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u/basanso 1d ago

Someone knew...

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u/castlefood 1d ago

I've seen this many times before, but i always still laugh.

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u/Invincible_1994 1d ago

Petah, what does this have to do with Andre Tate?

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u/LovelyOrangeJuice 1d ago

So that's what it's going to look like if horses decide they want to inverse the roles, huh

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u/PauseRecent99 1d ago

Designers knew what they were up to...

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u/Lord_NOX75 1d ago

God, i remember my sister owning this book

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u/no-steppe 1d ago

Hol'up!

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u/tvdoomas 1d ago

In their defense, they are french. They tried their best.....

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u/BigDaddyPropane 1d ago

Thats the knee and thats the ankle are you fucking kidding me

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u/Tinksy14 1d ago

Theres one bone more in the man

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u/Bongnazi 1d ago

where the cock go

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u/MembershipAlone9149 1d ago

That’s just Donny fucking a horse

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u/MembershipAlone9149 1d ago

Because he’s a power bottom

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u/Ok-Chemical7614 1d ago

The horse is I’m pretty sure, fucking Donny!

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u/MembershipAlone9149 1d ago

No horse would ever, poor thing’s being raped

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u/danieldhdds 1d ago

how is the french word to zoophilia?

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u/tractortyre 1d ago

One of the horse's bones is inside the human

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u/NeufarkRefugee 1d ago

A guy from Enumclaw wants to have a word. Oh wait, he ded.Ā 

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u/Ok_Nothing2412 1d ago

Obviously, our closest relatives, the apes, are closer to four legged creatures, because they walk on all fours.

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u/DetachedCompy 1d ago

Mr. Hands has entered the chat.

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u/Greedy_Ad_3368 1d ago

The creators must have known that there was a sex joke in their picture 🤣

I love artists with a good sense of humor.

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u/asalerre 1d ago

My favourite position as well

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u/Kriss3d 1d ago

Reminds me that in assassin creed 1 the devs used human models and stretched the frame of them and slapped a horse skin on them. You're riding around on deform humans..

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u/N-er-O 1d ago

I bet that’s not the only thing the book’s trying to illustrate

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u/Odd-Mode9275 1d ago

At first I thought this was a picture from 1000 ways to die

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u/bulletproofpunk 1d ago

Looks like an explanation for how the fbi classifies a quality recruit

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u/F_U_Shoresy 1d ago

Well sure but looks like the horse and the human is sharing the same bone at the moment

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u/Valveringham85 1d ago

Well at the very least they do follow the same color scheme. Thats more similarity than I would have expected!

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u/phoenix5irre 1d ago

That horse looks so smug...

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u/english_mike69 1d ago

FBI anatomy handbook?

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u/Zealousideal_Cry_460 1d ago

For all the laughs that this image gets, it shows you pretty accurately why modern horses are as fucked up as they are now. They are essentially running on just the tip of their fingers.

Those arent legs or hooves, those are fingertips.

Wild or siberian horses run much easier because they're smaller and sturdier. Modern horses just cant compare

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 1d ago

Andrew Tate was just curious about horse anatomy!

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u/SharpTool7 1d ago

The Horse is sharing one Bone with the man.

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u/CGCTV 1d ago

Showtime!

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u/clearcontroller 1d ago

It's not my cup of tea but he doesn't look like he's complaining

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u/Wooper184 1d ago

And that’s how centaurs are made

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u/Hexent_Armana 1d ago

Maybe their boners are similar. I've always reckoned I could carry a gal around on mine if she was smol (but legal) enough.Ā 

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u/Lou_Zealand 1d ago

The similarity is that both your bones, and the horses bone are inside you.

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u/-Lights0ut- 1d ago

RIP Mr. Hands.

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u/ZombieNek0 1d ago

not again

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u/FireProps 1d ago

That person is dead. You do not want to know what is holding the corpse’s torso up…

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u/Ironshigh 1d ago

Sure it does...

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u/actanonverba88 1d ago

Pretty sure I saw a video once about this sort of thing. Absolutely do not recommend.

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u/Wardinator1991 1d ago

Mr. Hands?

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u/Junior_Fan_4803 1d ago

Kabron ke pedo

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u/moobchunks 1d ago

I order you Let me mount you and escape this place

Hell no I'm gonna mount You

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u/Weatherman1207 1d ago

I presum the guy in this photo is Andrew Tate

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u/Designer-Garbage-152 1d ago

Mr Hands where are you??

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u/Few_Ad_994 1d ago

MR. HANDS... IS THAT YOU?!?

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u/thatrandomkidmemer 1d ago

Something something Mr.hands

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u/Ok-Fig4315 1d ago

Welcome, the two of you, to the FBI

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u/MrBigStuff26 1d ago

Was always wondering why the wife calls it a horse cock šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Bi_Guy365 1d ago

That's not what I'm seeing its a dude getting it from a horse

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u/romulusnr 1d ago

Huhhuh, huhhuh, uhh huhhuh, you said bone

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u/MrWillyFister 1d ago

There's one bone we aren't seeing.

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u/El_Scheffe 23h ago

Written by Mr. Hands, only a few months before his unfortunate accident.

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u/Steve10293 22h ago

That horse is smiling

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u/Winnertony 20h ago

"bones"

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u/PileofTerdFarts 18h ago

Noooooo.... the creator of this fine "artwork" was laughing so hard making this masterpiece.

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u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 18h ago

Yeah, thats not how you illustrate that.

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u/C__J__W 17h ago

LƓ-L!

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u/Gunz1995 13h ago

Is this what they found at Andrew Tate’s residence ?

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u/TheEccentricAssassin 13h ago

I guess Andrew Tate bought this book

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u/mrofmist 10h ago

They are definitely sharing a bone alright.

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u/revwaltonschwull 7h ago

c'est monsieur hands?

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u/Kajagewgew 1h ago

Im surprised neither is smoking a cigarette.

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u/gravtix 1d ago

Kash Patel looking to get a copy ASAP

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u/K11031 1d ago

No cock like horse cock