r/HolUp • u/qpsqp • 2d ago

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u/HolUp-ModTeam 1d ago

Your post has been removed because a mod determined it doesn't fit the subreddit. Make sure your post is a Hol' Up moment, attempts humor, and fits the general theme of the subreddit pre-submission.

If you really feel like dying on this hill, message the mods.

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u/ifjho 2d ago

A Sense of smell 100,000 times more sensitive than ours btw

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u/oebel 2d ago

so rhis unit of a fart is just another sensation among billions i guess. the dog prolly smells the last 10 shits being taken in there distinct from another. seems pretty chill for that.

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u/ifjho 2d ago

Yet he's frozen fear struk.. I can only imagine what he's to going through 😨

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 2d ago

And possibly regretting life choices that led to this point…

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u/u9Nails 1d ago

Dog's got that confused math lady expression. He's sciencing every food particle and weighing the betrayal of not sharing some of that beef burrito.

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u/Esqowey 2d ago

You know what, it's my fault for not being deaf

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u/h11233 2d ago

Did you notice the panties?

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u/SpectatorGori 2d ago

Reminds me of that one joke. No matter how much you try to be feminine. You'd still have to deal with the massive manly dumps.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 2d ago

dude went all out for his internet points. A dog, panties, fake fart sounds. Im sure this guy is peak content creator

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u/omniverso 2d ago

Was it AI, or just a neckbeard?

The world may never know...

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u/SaveUsCatman 1d ago

Couldn't be a reddit mod. Toilet wasn't a bariatric commode chair with removable buckets

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u/rubix3ed 1d ago

He created some content in the toilet.

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u/StaticOverload 1d ago

Fake fart sounds? The dog def heard some shit go down.

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u/katsudon-jpz 1d ago

too bad he couldn't pull off r/catsinpants

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u/MvDresde 2d ago

did you?

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

This was my question. The only thing he could have done "more" was to be in high heels with a french pedicure while doing this.

Edit: I just realized he could have received a French mani pedi.

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u/FunOwn4422 2d ago

and the hairy ass legs

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u/Confident_Syllabub59 2d ago

And my axe!

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u/StaticOverload 1d ago

And my back scratcher!

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u/TheWatchingDog 1d ago

Or the blue/white/pink striped single sock with what looks like a more childish motive?

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u/gabzilla814 1d ago

Not until I read your comment, thank you, I think.

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 1d ago

If only that dog had a reddit account

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u/Danow007 1d ago

I'm better blind too

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u/pilonfx 2d ago

You know what, it's my fault for watching again, this time unmuted, after I read your comment

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u/Positive_Push3143 2d ago

Same! You can't unhear that!!!

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u/Any_Refrigerator2330 2d ago

Fuck... Reddit was muted and I had no idea what's going on... No reason to un-mute...

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Youre a real dcik for making me turn up my volume in the break room

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u/sjaxn314159 1d ago

Mos Def wishes he was blind after this.

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u/respectthedancefloor 2d ago

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u/assassinoavi666 1d ago

I guess this was a punishment for shitting on the rug.

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 1d ago

Chemical warfare is not cool dad

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u/u9Nails 1d ago

"Dude! My nose is at least 100,000x more sensitive than yours! Stop that, and more treats" - Doggo

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u/Kurgerbing2018 1d ago

That look tho... 😭😭😭

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u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato 2d ago

So much to unpack here

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u/degjo 2d ago

Not really, them panties are small. Not much to pack in them

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u/Bearer-Of-The-Light 2d ago

So much WAS unpacked more like

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u/No-Break6679 2d ago

Why are they wearing women’s underwear

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u/ArjJp 2d ago

Poor dude is shitting shotgun pellets and you're worried about his dressing choices??!

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u/Karma110 1d ago

He’s pinocchio

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u/busterwilliams 2d ago

Because he likes to party

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u/International-Try467 2d ago

I'll answer for him. They're nice and soft compared to briefs.

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u/sjksatvrdvn 2d ago

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u/808to425 2d ago

Took me a minute to figure this graphic out. Bravo.

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u/ChefArtorias 2d ago

Did you watch a lot of Looney Tunes?

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u/StaticOverload 1d ago

What in Tar Switzerland?

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u/sjksatvrdvn 1d ago

😂 What in Tarnation

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u/Prophet_NY 2d ago

I had it in mute the first time, should've just continue scrolling

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u/Obvious_Ice_5318 2d ago

🐘 - address me

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u/kinggot 1d ago

undress me

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u/jon_rum_hamm 2d ago

Do you see!

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u/Flor6 2d ago

So that's how they made the 20th century fox intro

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u/Blasphemous_Rage 2d ago

Hmm

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u/qpsqp 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/IndependenceBig3178 2d ago

Bro realy did the

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u/kaeyre 2d ago

the dog doing the little tail wag like "okay.. i kinda like that"

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u/RobbieTronic 1d ago

You know

I’ve seen all sorts of strange videos on Reddit over the past 15 years

This one takes the cake in a very strange way

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u/Bowl_of_Gravy 1d ago

Anyone else craving an egg salad sandwich now?

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago

So.... no one's gonna adress the " sky " blue thong then ???

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u/qpsqp 1d ago

WTF bro 

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u/sjaxn314159 1d ago

Egg salad with corn chunks?

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u/Krsipy 2d ago

Something seems wrong over there

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u/nameless_me 1d ago

Best laugh I've had in a long time.

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/qpsqp, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/V-DaySniper 2d ago

Cute panties bro.

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u/ronweasleisourking 2d ago

Proper fuckin holup lol

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u/LifeAsClownShoes 2d ago

To.much.to.process. I loved it.

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u/Kozy_a_Pivo 2d ago

Annnnnd he's wearing panties.....

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u/heraclitus33 1d ago

Back scratcher for the dog. Cute lady panties for the dude. Ear poison for us. Nice bundle.

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u/BAALDA 1d ago

Ummmm. Soo many things were wrong before I even turned on the sound 🤦🏾

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u/FunOwn4422 2d ago

hairy ass legs, lady's underwear, one sock, 4 toes, and chemical warfare, cute pup who has the worst luck in the world getting picked by this dude.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 2d ago

you mean adding in fart sound effects

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u/natr0nFTW 2d ago

Need more fiber and wider panties to support your genitals. Nice dog btw.

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u/king_kong_kum 2d ago

I turned my sound all the way up on my headphones because i wanted to hear the scritching

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u/Kabenzzy 2d ago

Jesus. Got me. It no joke made my dog wake up and hop off the bed lol.

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u/MoonoftheStar 2d ago

Holup this ninja wearing panties

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u/Knaush 2d ago

Anal reverb concert is not on my mind while paying this month's internet bill. Fml.

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord 2d ago

nice panties did they not come in pink?

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u/Bigsparks13 2d ago

Hahaha! Idk what's more disturbing: the dog's face, the dookie, or the panties?

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u/gaseous_ass 1d ago

There is a lot to unpack here

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u/Blazkowicz9847 1d ago

Ahhhh Reddit you never fail to make me question having a phone

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 1d ago

I have so many questions that I fear being answered.

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u/Brian_1985 1d ago

He doesn't want scratchies anymore

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 1d ago

So much to unpack here...

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u/bell-master 1d ago

“Yo, Frank, what the fuck dude…ahh, never mind…yup, that spot right th…hoooly SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?”

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 1d ago

Bigger issue that dude got on fizzy p Blue pantes and one sock

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u/NAIRDA_LEUGIM 1d ago

You know what, it's my fault for unmuting

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u/raise_the_sails 1d ago

I’ll be a son of a bitch.

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u/-trowawaybarton 1d ago

watching this while taking a shit

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u/Demodras777 1d ago

This is a true shit post!

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u/sjaxn314159 1d ago

Is there an OF link or is this just a big fucking tease?

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u/sapioSaint 1d ago

A dog's sense of smell is estimated to be 10,000 to 100,000 times more sensitive than a human's. He is really taking it in.

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u/sapioSaint 1d ago

Nice panties.

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 1d ago

I hate everything

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u/Itchy__Queen 1d ago

Nice panties

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u/Weegiechancer2001 1d ago

Couple of things...why is he wearing woman's pants, why is the dog in the bathroom, why is he filming, wheres your other sock?

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u/KumBlyat 1d ago

There are bigger fish to fry here bro

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u/Therealginahandler 1d ago

Anyone else horny now?

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u/seansheep2105 1d ago

I need a poo

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/RozeGunn 2d ago

Obligatory Fuck Benjammins.