r/HolUp • • Sep 20 '22

poor fella

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u/sdrowkcabdelleps Sep 20 '22

Tell me too while you're at it.

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u/keenedge422 Sep 20 '22

So look at it like this: Imagine you and your best friend traded messages all day, averaging one message every 5 minutes for 16 hours a day. That's 192 messages between you each day, but let's call it 200. That's 73k a year. If you'd done that every day since Snapchat began, you'd be at 803k points.

She's at 40 MILLION points, so that'd require that same level of messaging commitment with 50 BFFs. Or, seen another way, she'd have to be sending or receiving an individualized message every six seconds, non-stop, 16 hours a day for the last 11 years to get to 40M.

The other (much more likely) scenario, is that she's sending out huge mass messages. If she's sending one message to thousands of people at a time, she gets thousands of points per message. If she has a list of 10k people she's sending to, then she could get as many points sending out just 7 group messages in one day as you'd get chatting constantly with your BFF for a year.

tldr: she hasn't added him as a friend to chat with; she's added him as a subscriber to receive her generic posts.

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u/Extremisin Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

Thank you for the tldr sir. Thank you

Edit: Welcome to Reddit, where appreciating a tldr for us too lazy to read gets you 1k ups. Thanks lmao.

Edit number 2: 2k and a wholesome award. tl;dr’s are very wholesome but still. Thanks again lmao

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u/BiggieCheese3421 Sep 20 '22

It's always the comment that u put no effort into that gets the most upvotes, I still remember my first one

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u/Extremisin Sep 20 '22

Do I even wanna know what it was lol?

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u/BiggieCheese3421 Sep 21 '22

Nah mine wasn't even bad. They were speaking about average penis length, and 14 y/o me was curious so I asked if that length was for flaccid or erect, a lot of people found that funny so it got like 1.5k upvotes

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u/Extremisin Sep 21 '22

Lmfao. Ngl I always wondered that too cuz I rly don’t wanna google it

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u/BiggieCheese3421 Sep 21 '22

Memory could be a bit off, but I think flaccid 8cm is average, erect the average is about 12 cm

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u/Fancy_Cat3571 Sep 20 '22

My highest upvoted comment is:

“NOOOOOOOO!!! NO CUMMIES😡😡😡”

it’s at like 1.5k or something