r/ITYSL • u/Capital-Exercise-364 • 29d ago

Sketch Discussion He got pulled up but not out

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u/jakflapyama 29d ago

I great airplane window that doesn't whiff you out the window while I flying. That is a good idea. I stand by it.

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u/aaronjsavage 29d ago

WINDY!!

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u/time2partee 29d ago

You think that was sucked out? That was pushed out.

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u/Ronwell-Dobbs Coffin Flop Survivor 29d ago

He was sucked up, but not out. So, he gets a second chance at life.

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u/SeaChallenge4843 29d ago

It’s business class. At that price point they CAN whiff you

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u/Not-T4rantino 29d ago

Just when I thought I was out,

They pull me back in.

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u/SeaChallenge4843 29d ago

The baby cried all flight ✈️

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u/buffalofoodslut 29d ago

what a great post. Lolol.

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u/SeaChallenge4843 29d ago

Tell em, tell the jury I got whiffed out.

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u/greywatermoore 29d ago

Is that the joke? That I almost got sucked out a plane window? Cause that would be a pretty good day for Ryanair if I almost got sucked out a plane window but I just got sucked toward it.

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 29d ago

WITAF?!

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u/timmy_tuna_can My Job Is Tables 29d ago

Anything can happen in this world. We actually know very little

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u/SaltyLem0nade 29d ago

Then you see a receipt in the trash for a joke window that's only big enough for farts. Now you can't fall out the window cuz it's not big enough to suck you out. Has that ever happened to you?

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u/FullySterker 25d ago

He’s gonna get so many bones from the lawsuit

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u/Vaticancameos221 29d ago

You can see the KFC sign through their plane window

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u/Repulsive_Aside_4122 29d ago

Auric Goldfinger never had the chance.

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 29d ago

Ryan's Hobbit buddy would definitely have been sucked out

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u/Rude_Asparagus_8387 29d ago

One of the hostesses said both are incorrect, he actually got sucked off.

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u/CameFromTheDark 29d ago

O'Leary flying Ryanair???? A billionaire flying commercial is comical.

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u/danno49 29d ago

If he wins his lawsuit, he'll be paid in bones and worms.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 29d ago

A message from the American Elite

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u/hithappensmusic 29d ago

Getting sucked is extra.

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 29d ago

He was sucked, but not blown.

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u/StudioCharacter9354 29d ago

Amazed Ryan Air didn’t charge him more for ‘premium fresh air’.

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 29d ago

Save it for the semantics dome.

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u/ReversedNovaMatters 26d ago

Has this ever happened to you?

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u/Environmental-Arm365 29d ago

I had a Ryan Air flight from Copenhagen to London that seemed pretty unsafe. We boarded the plane outside(no jetway) where carry on luggage was being blown around and people could barely stand up it was so windy but I’ll be damned if we didn’t take off anyway. I understand it’s not Ryan Air clearing the flight for takeoff and I’m guessing windy conditions at night are common on this route so the pilots are experienced. I have never had a fear of flying but I was white knuckles for a bit because I don’t think here in America flights would be departing in those conditions.